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And by appearances, consists of only about 5 of those dip shits as well. Not worth more than about 0.2 seconds of time to discuss. If that.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Hey!
Still, all other analysis of @fit, not to mention meta-analysis of @fit is still, at best, footnotes to the couch thread.
Nice paraphrase.

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And by appearances, consists of only about 5 of those dip shits as well. Not worth more than about 0.2 seconds of time to discuss. If that.
I actually got some LOLZ out of the site. They have some insight obviously.
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It's because they are closer to ground zero than we are. Cali is the hotspot of @F douchbaggery...it's only appropriate those hipster douches are right in the middle of it.

Someone PMed me telling me who Magnoliafan was...I hadn't ever heard the name, but a google brings up a few pics. LULZ. Way to be awesome at fitness, buddy.

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I get the feeling that they are all like that faggot drywall. Talking shit about @fit but still doing it.
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Maybe we can send them all the butthurt ex@fitter and liven the place up.
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I just spent an hour here Grim. Sent a donation and ordered a kit. Touching.
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I'll answer this here, since I've already had a fuckload of PMs. I am not going to out magnoliafan, so don't bother asking.

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Shafman wrote:It's because they are closer to ground zero than we are. Cali is the hotspot of @F douchbaggery...it's only appropriate those hipster douches are right in the middle of it.

Someone PMed me telling me who Magnoliafan was...I hadn't ever heard the name, but a google brings up a few pics. LULZ. Way to be awesome at fitness, buddy.
Shit, out that "guy". This place could use some more hate.
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looks like lauren doing some webcam shows to make a little extra dollaz.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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Ed Zachary wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Hey!

http://www.thecouchthread.com/

A board for bitching that's bitching about a board for bitching. How clever. Very pataphysical of them. Still, all other analysis of @fit, not to mention meta-analysis of @fit is still, at best, footnotes to the couch thread.

E for Effort, though.
That's a whole lot of stupid faggot right there.
Wait till R@nt discovers it...
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Hey!

http://www.thecouchthread.com/

A board for bitching that's bitching about a board for bitching. How clever. Very pataphysical of them. Still, all other analysis of @fit, not to mention meta-analysis of @fit is still, at best, footnotes to the couch thread.

E for Effort, though.
Has got to be the lamest forum. Ever. A forum by losers for losers. Or, as they like to be called, elite.

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Freki wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Hey!

http://www.thecouchthread.com/

A board for bitching that's bitching about a board for bitching. How clever. Very pataphysical of them. Still, all other analysis of @fit, not to mention meta-analysis of @fit is still, at best, footnotes to the couch thread.

E for Effort, though.
That's a whole lot of stupid faggot right there.
Wait till R@nt discovers it...
Oh that would be hilarious to see Rant and his many personalities invade that place. Unless most of those guys are actually Rant and he's talking to himself again.
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NY Times wrote:GYM JONES, of course, is not the only fitness business thriving on tough love. From the boot camp programs that have become trendy in big cities to the screeching trainers on “The Biggest Loser” to CrossFit, a chain that has gained attention for promoting risky exercise, Americans seem to want their workouts served with hiss and spit.

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Captain Quack wrote:
NY Times wrote:GYM JONES, of course, is not the only fitness business thriving on tough love. From the boot camp programs that have become trendy in big cities to the screeching trainers on “The Biggest Loser” to CrossFit, a chain that has gained attention for promoting risky exercise, Americans seem to want their workouts served with hiss and spit.
Gotta find new shit man, that is from fucking 2005.

Is the hate that intense that people just recycle over and over?

Let's focus on the NOW people.


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Let's dedicate the NEXT 10 pages to BMacnCheezy.
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protobuilder wrote:Let's dedicate the NEXT 10 pages to BMacnCheezy.
That depends, what has he not done recently?
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protobuilder wrote:Let's dedicate the NEXT 10 pages to BMacnCheezy.

Yeah but we would run out of material in less then 5 pages...
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Jay wrote:
Captain Quack wrote:
NY Times wrote:GYM JONES, of course, is not the only fitness business thriving on tough love. From the boot camp programs that have become trendy in big cities to the screeching trainers on “The Biggest Loser” to CrossFit, a chain that has gained attention for promoting risky exercise, Americans seem to want their workouts served with hiss and spit.
Gotta find new shit man, that is from fucking 2005.

Is the hate that intense that people just recycle over and over?

Let's focus on the NOW people.
Dr. Quackenheimer forgot to link to this story:

http://mobile.nytimes.com/article;jsess ... gle=1&f=35

Which, while it is a paen to Gym Jones manages to work in the quick swipe at @fit into the story, bolded in the quote above.
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