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Re: The couch thread

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Sofa King wrote:
The Shafpocalypse wrote:
Please don't worry about my life you guys on Irongram need to get a life. I can tell whenever you guys link to my blog...You know carl and I are still friends too.
Bet you hate that..Looks like there's no good gossip....I love being me ;)
Ah, vindication!
No shit you love being you. You've posted the pics to prove it.

Listen sister, don't hate on us because we've called you and Sharibaybee out for your banality and rampant Narcissism. We do it in the name of @fit disdain, and dare I say it, hate. You and your fellow minor-league interweb celeb wannabes are getting all the attention you crave. My advice is that you keep lurking here and when you see things are getting a bit slow, break up with Hop Sing, beg Carl to run the 13 miles back to you, post a couple of more semi-nekkid pics of you in the wild, rave on about your superficial obsession with Eastern philosophy and bell ringing, then come back here and lap up our reaction like a greyhound that just spent the last 5 minutes chasing that elusive electric rabbit around a Hialeah dog track and faces the fate of Santa's Little Helper.

Baby, don't get us wrong. We love you, we're just not "in love" with you. We can still be friends, right? 8-[

As for all the other @fit lurkers; again, I say, no shit. Your forum is about as interesting as calculating the number of blocks in a Baskin-Robbins triple fudge royale sundae. You're welcome here as well under the same conditions as our beloved DD. :supz:
Wait wait wait.

Shari is someone different than trail girl/dirt bitch.


Dirt Bitch broke up with Carl over difference in training philosophies or some shit.

Shari Baby was dumped by B-boy for TitsNYC.

God. I'm ashamed I know this.
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I heard that Allison and B-boy were on the rocks.
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Yeah, couch coined that phrase about the beloved IGx.

He's great for shit like that.

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What workout warrants that much chalk?

Or are we looking at the beautiful beginning of the wondrous new sport of chalk wrestling?
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It's a chalk tickle fight.

We need video of that, STAT!

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Jezebel Jones wrote:
Sofa King wrote:
The Shafpocalypse wrote:
Please don't worry about my life you guys on Irongram need to get a life. I can tell whenever you guys link to my blog...You know carl and I are still friends too.
Bet you hate that..Looks like there's no good gossip....I love being me ;)
Ah, vindication!
No shit you love being you. You've posted the pics to prove it.

Listen sister, don't hate on us because we've called you and Sharibaybee out for your banality and rampant Narcissism. We do it in the name of @fit disdain, and dare I say it, hate. You and your fellow minor-league interweb celeb wannabes are getting all the attention you crave. My advice is that you keep lurking here and when you see things are getting a bit slow, break up with Hop Sing, beg Carl to run the 13 miles back to you, post a couple of more semi-nekkid pics of you in the wild, rave on about your superficial obsession with Eastern philosophy and bell ringing, then come back here and lap up our reaction like a greyhound that just spent the last 5 minutes chasing that elusive electric rabbit around a Hialeah dog track and faces the fate of Santa's Little Helper.

Baby, don't get us wrong. We love you, we're just not "in love" with you. We can still be friends, right? 8-[

As for all the other @fit lurkers; again, I say, no shit. Your forum is about as interesting as calculating the number of blocks in a Baskin-Robbins triple fudge royale sundae. You're welcome here as well under the same conditions as our beloved DD. :supz:
Wait wait wait.

Shari is someone different than trail girl/dirt bitch.


Dirt Bitch broke up with Carl over difference in training philosophies or some shit.

Shari Baby was dumped by B-boy for TitsNYC.

God. I'm ashamed I know this.
No you're not.
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Sofa King wrote:
The Shafpocalypse wrote:
Please don't worry about my life you guys on Irongram need to get a life. I can tell whenever you guys link to my blog...You know carl and I are still friends too.
Bet you hate that..Looks like there's no good gossip....I love being me ;)
Ah, vindication!
No shit you love being you. You've posted the pics to prove it.

Listen sister, don't hate on us because we've called you and Sharibaybee out for your banality and rampant Narcissism. We do it in the name of @fit disdain, and dare I say it, hate. You and your fellow minor-league interweb celeb wannabes are getting all the attention you crave. My advice is that you keep lurking here and when you see things are getting a bit slow, break up with Hop Sing, beg Carl to run the 13 miles back to you, post a couple of more semi-nekkid pics of you in the wild, rave on about your superficial obsession with Eastern philosophy and bell ringing, then come back here and lap up our reaction like a greyhound that just spent the last 5 minutes chasing that elusive electric rabbit around a Hialeah dog track and faces the fate of Santa's Little Helper.

Baby, don't get us wrong. We love you, we're just not "in love" with you. We can still be friends, right? 8-[

As for all the other @fit lurkers; again, I say, no shit. Your forum is about as interesting as calculating the number of blocks in a Baskin-Robbins triple fudge royale sundae. You're welcome here as well under the same conditions as our beloved DD. :supz:
This get more brillianter with every post. You guys are geniuses.
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T200 wrote:Image

What workout warrants that much chalk?
They tried to bake a cake.
Don’t believe everything you think.

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I feel sorry for some of these women. Doesn't the one who just broke up with Carl have children?

Honestly, how can someone so lost have any real ability to raise child in the true sense of the word? She is herself is a 40+ year old child.

Sad times.

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You know that chick wants to go out and eat all the time, then she tries to get some clueless fucking chef to cook "zone" for her.

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That big tit girl is pretty hot tho.
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Allison NYC getting ready to "pay for" her next cert.
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nafod wrote:
T200 wrote:Image

What workout warrants that much chalk?
They tried to bake a cake.
=D>

Wow, I didn't even know that I had a chalk fetish until I saw that pic.

BigTitsNYC has the sly smile of someone who knows exactly how many fingers she can fit into her friend there.
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Sigh
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Those breasts have my highest respect.
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"her tits are so big it's like staring into the sun"

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She needs to be tied to a fuckin' Maytag and smacked in the face a few times, that's for sure.
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Wait! Is that Sheri and Carl? Hmmm.
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Batboy2/75 wrote:
This generally supports my theory that most women live a fantasy world. If you want a successful relationship with a woman, you need to think and act like a therapist/dog trainer.

Bats is dead nutz correct. I never trust a man who can't get along with women or with dogs.
Women basically want the same things that dogs want..A dominant male, protect the crib, get the food, fuck them doggystyle..

(Gene this is not a license to fuck your dog...it's an analogy, K?)
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At least Carl doesn't have any tattoos that scream "I am too hardcawr!!! He just goes out and runs a ultra after only training 13 miles." That other dude is getting his whole body blacked out so he's note raped when he goes to prison.

CARL SEZ:

13 Miles BITCH! ITZ ALL I NEED!

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Ah, I missed that bit of ink under his arm. As long as it doesn't say "CATRA 4EVER" it's cool.

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Happier days before that slut Allison came around.

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Yes the good old days when couch was able to get out of bed with out a bracer of rye.

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None of those pics are showing up for me, mang!@

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