The couch thread

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:05 pm

Runt, fix youse images.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:07 pm

The Shafpocalypse wrote:"her tits are so big it's like staring into the sun"

I believe this is post 5000. Appropriate.

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:21 pm

Buy this man a drink!

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:27 pm

Looks like a pepperocini in a 7 am bloody mary with a salted rim?

Edit: I mean his 2nd...

Shaun B. O'Murnecan · Post by **Shaun B. O'Murnecan** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:29 pm

Joe wrote:Is that a pepperocini in a long island ice tea?

A shitty Bloody Mary?

Shaun B. O'Murnecan · Post by **Shaun B. O'Murnecan** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:30 pm

Joe wrote:Looks like a pepperocini in a 7 am bloody mary with a salted rim?

That was a quick edit.

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:32 pm

Is there any evidence that couch does anything more physical than getting gassed?

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:43 pm

Rant wrote:Is there any evidence that couch does anything more physical than getting gassed?

He was once a great gymnast, didn't you know?

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:48 pm

Couch has a new best friend in Prescott. His name is Booch. His hobbies include gin, vodka, scotch, whiskey or whatever it is that you may be serving. His motto is "I'm drinkin whatever yer buyin". It has been reported that couch can out perform Booch across a multiple array of physical endeavors thereby dispelling any notion that couch doesn’t practice what he preaches.

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:07 pm

protobuilder wrote:
Rant wrote:Is there any evidence that couch does anything more physical than getting gassed?
He was once a great gymnast, didn't you know?

Oh that's right. He hurt himself doing "gymnastics" so now he's entitled to sit around getting drunk everynight and talking shit about elite fitness during black outs.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:30 pm

I was going to make a joke about gin + cooch = speaking in tongues...but then I found this instead lol:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz_BVyYgEZo[/youtube]

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:59 pm

protobuilder wrote:I wonder if her "quote of teh day" desktop calendar has anything about narcissism?

Holy fuck's that scary. I mean the one to the lower mid-right, with the white and blue T-shirt and the evil "Brrrrrains!" stare.

I'm not even being snarky (I'm giving up snark for Lent since I'm an agnostic and all).

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:17 pm

Rant, you need to submit the pic of Couch and Barky to hot chicks with douchebags.

Shaf, hit the quote button and you can paste the url into your browser to view the pics.

I peered into the future to find a pic of Couch at the 2015 CF Games. He's starting last event, "3-2-1- GO!"

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:36 pm

Ahhh, here is some fertile ground for IGX recruitment.

http://www.therealmalingering.com/2008/ ... d-or-else/

This comment to that post contains screen shots of conversations between the mods and administrators. Wow, LynnE Pitts is a bigger bitch than previously thought.

http://www.mediafire.com/?3nyk3zbjwau

I just skimmed it and noticed that Rant, Shaf, and, especially BOTO get some good copy (as in hate). My name damn well better be on that list or I'm going to start posting there again.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:43 pm

Gin Master wrote:Ahhh, here is some fertile ground for IGX recruitment.

http://www.therealmalingering.com/2008/ ... id-or-else

Basically, I’ve been gym-dooced.

LOL!

Kicked out of Cult-Fit because of his blog.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:47 pm

I know I’m not the only one who has criticisms about Crossfit. This is not to say I don’t believe it works, obviously I wouldn’t waste 18 months of my life ( which is over $3000 in membership fees) at Crossfit LA if it didn’t.

Holy fuckity fuck - how much does it cost to belong to the Cult?

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:56 pm

Gin Master wrote:

Senator Kennedy???

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:23 pm

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:25 pm

Fat Cat wrote:

"Me and Chuck tag teamed this shit!"

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:34 pm

Apparently we are famous. I just found a 30+ page thread on another site all about ussssss. Kinda made me feel warm inside.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:36 pm

Fat Cat wrote:Apparently we are famous. I just found a 30+ page thread on another site all about ussssss. Kinda made me feel warm inside.

Link, please.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:39 pm

MarcoFP wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:Apparently we are famous. I just found a 30+ page thread on another site all about ussssss. Kinda made me feel warm inside.

Link, please.

No shit? I wouldn't mind reading that meself.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:46 pm

It's on the Otherground, but I don't know how to link to it, they have a weird system. It's called "Hit this bigtitted Crossfitter?" (One guess who it's about).

EDIT: Try this http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/?go=for ... e=1&pc=712

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:59 pm

Fat Cat wrote:

Oh, if only he had been flashing Tha Shocka!

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:13 am

I can't fucking believe Lynne Pitt's thought making "Gym Jones" a "***" on the board even happened. Holy fuck.

Plus, what individual made those AVAILABLE.

Jesus, major breach.

IGX

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