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Brandon Oto wrote:I really hate to be a dick to a fellow EMT, but WTF with these guys. What company runs with uniforms like this? All white? Shorts? Skate shoes?
The F&B Ambulance Service?


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I guess B-Boi needs some mo' betta juicy juice...
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Coach Glassman gave an incredible speech about the foundations of CrossFit and how closely tied they are to Tony Blauer’s self-defense methodology.
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ink it
JamesonBushmill wrote:
The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:Image

This is an awesome group picture. The level 4 XF trainers!
Who is the broad in the black shirt and jeans? She doesn't look like a trainer as much as she looks like the door prize for attending the level 4 cert. Her having a slight gut, and wearing a stopwatch makes me think she is some hanger on.
suspect it is the chick from the tate box squat demo.
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powerlifter54 wrote:ink it
JamesonBushmill wrote:
The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:Image

This is an awesome group picture. The level 4 XF trainers!
Who is the broad in the black shirt and jeans? She doesn't look like a trainer as much as she looks like the door prize for attending the level 4 cert. Her having a slight gut, and wearing a stopwatch makes me think she is some hanger on.
suspect it is the chick from the tate box squat demo.
That a coffin nail in her R hand?
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Before @fit, I never would have guessed that there were so many nitwits who are keen to have their picture taken while lifting sweet fuck all, and be all smug about it. I think I'd rather lose a foot to gangrene than have my picture snapped with an empty bar over my head.

For that matter, I'd rather eat a canape made out of dick cheese on a cracker than be photographed posturing with a piece of PVC. The bad taste of the cracker would only last a few minutes. The bad taste of that photograph would be forever.
In fairness, he may be doing a PVC muscle up.
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JimZipCode wrote:
Patrick Donnelly wrote:Farthest left on the bottom, with the blue shirt and sunglasses.
Is that Gina or Nicole?
That's Nicole Carroll. She was a CF postergirl before the manwomen and womanmen physiques became popular.

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DrDonkeyLove wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Before @fit, I never would have guessed that there were so many nitwits who are keen to have their picture taken while lifting sweet fuck all, and be all smug about it. I think I'd rather lose a foot to gangrene than have my picture snapped with an empty bar over my head.

For that matter, I'd rather eat a canape made out of dick cheese on a cracker than be photographed posturing with a piece of PVC. The bad taste of the cracker would only last a few minutes. The bad taste of that photograph would be forever.
In fairness, he may be doing a PVC muscle up.
Oh, well that's allright then. :-s
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Patrick Donnelly wrote:
JimZipCode wrote:
Patrick Donnelly wrote:Farthest left on the bottom, with the blue shirt and sunglasses.
Is that Gina or Nicole?
That's Nicole Carroll. She was a CF postergirl before the manwomen and womanmen physiques became popular.
Nicole used to be a favorite of mine before she got all dudeish looking.


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How many fingers can you fit up your ass?

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JamesonBushmill wrote:
The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:Image

This is an awesome group picture. The level 4 XF trainers!
Who is the broad in the black shirt and jeans? She doesn't look like a trainer as much as she looks like the door prize for attending the level 4 cert. Her having a slight gut, and wearing a stopwatch makes me think she is some hanger on.
Rachel Medina. She's actually one of the hottest @F girls because she isn't mannish. She retains the softness of a female with a well-shaped ass and legs. She's not rocking a gut...she's in good shape. I'd give it to her multiple times over.

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Mickey O'neil wrote:Nicole used to be a favorite of mine before she got all dudeish looking.
Wait, when did she go manwoman? I might have missed it since I stopped checking the CF.com main page shortly after they began posting videos daily (the quantity over quality was terrible), but I don't remember her being anything other than an athletic-looking woman.


I think that the effect that CrossFit has on a woman's physique can be described by a tachometer.

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http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... 90601.html
I think we made the topic for the affiliate blog today. Hi, Lynne.



Like I said, it's described by a tachometer.

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Just a peek into the future, Allison fun bags in 10 years. http://designyoutrust.com/2009/05/08/th ... le-effect/ :drinkers:
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This picture is groovy. Anyone tell me why? Read the article and tell me too. The article, overall, is a nice piece. I like it because of the way most women freak the fuck out when they get bigger, period. Taking an approach like the writer did is both logical and much less painless than other options.

7#s of muscle in 8 weeks for a woman is nothing less than FUCKING PHENOMENAL gains.
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Patrick Donnelly wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:Nicole used to be a favorite of mine before she got all dudeish looking.
Wait, when did she go manwoman? I might have missed it since I stopped checking the CF.com main page shortly after they began posting videos daily (the quantity over quality was terrible), but I don't remember her being anything other than an athletic-looking woman.


I think that the effect that CrossFit has on a woman's physique can be described by a tachometer.
She has definitely packed on some beef. Moreso than I would prefer...she used to be very hot, imo.


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Female chest-to-bar is always an attention getter.


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The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:This picture is groovy. Anyone tell me why?
Because she gained 7 pounds of hot beef in her ass and thighs through the miracle of Kipping Pullups?
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Muscle bears have swarmed to the big dude behind her and Shaf is getting propositioned via email less.
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"Know that! & Know it deep you fucking loser!"

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Thank god for half-twinks!


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JuggsyNYC is an attention whore, but she takes her lifting seriously. I'll give her that.


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Is Ross taking a potshot at @F? http://rosstraining.com/blog/2009/05/28 ... ecificity/
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Patrick Donnelly wrote:http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... 90601.html
I think we made the topic for the affiliate blog today. Hi, Lynne.



Like I said, it's described by a tachometer.


Is that the chick with the super, super deep voice?

Comment #11 - Posted by: Joe at June 1, 2009 12:09 PM
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