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EDIT: Shit, I just noticed the sweet blonde faux-hawk hair-dye job on B-Boi in the pool shot. That simple move will guarantee him another spot on HCwDB.com with the right pic...B-Boi hater wrote:Looks like Brendan Gilliam didn't make the cut. :)
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Coach Glassman gave an incredible speech about the foundations of CrossFit and how closely tied they are to Tony Blauer’s self-defense methodology.





You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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suspect it is the chick from the tate box squat demo.JamesonBushmill wrote:Who is the broad in the black shirt and jeans? She doesn't look like a trainer as much as she looks like the door prize for attending the level 4 cert. Her having a slight gut, and wearing a stopwatch makes me think she is some hanger on.The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:
This is an awesome group picture. The level 4 XF trainers!
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That a coffin nail in her R hand?powerlifter54 wrote:ink itsuspect it is the chick from the tate box squat demo.JamesonBushmill wrote:Who is the broad in the black shirt and jeans? She doesn't look like a trainer as much as she looks like the door prize for attending the level 4 cert. Her having a slight gut, and wearing a stopwatch makes me think she is some hanger on.The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:
This is an awesome group picture. The level 4 XF trainers!
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In fairness, he may be doing a PVC muscle up.WildGorillaMan wrote:Before @fit, I never would have guessed that there were so many nitwits who are keen to have their picture taken while lifting sweet fuck all, and be all smug about it. I think I'd rather lose a foot to gangrene than have my picture snapped with an empty bar over my head.
For that matter, I'd rather eat a canape made out of dick cheese on a cracker than be photographed posturing with a piece of PVC. The bad taste of the cracker would only last a few minutes. The bad taste of that photograph would be forever.
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That's Nicole Carroll. She was a CF postergirl before the manwomen and womanmen physiques became popular.JimZipCode wrote:Is that Gina or Nicole?Patrick Donnelly wrote:Farthest left on the bottom, with the blue shirt and sunglasses.
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Oh, well that's allright then.DrDonkeyLove wrote:In fairness, he may be doing a PVC muscle up.WildGorillaMan wrote:Before @fit, I never would have guessed that there were so many nitwits who are keen to have their picture taken while lifting sweet fuck all, and be all smug about it. I think I'd rather lose a foot to gangrene than have my picture snapped with an empty bar over my head.
For that matter, I'd rather eat a canape made out of dick cheese on a cracker than be photographed posturing with a piece of PVC. The bad taste of the cracker would only last a few minutes. The bad taste of that photograph would be forever.

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Nicole used to be a favorite of mine before she got all dudeish looking.Patrick Donnelly wrote:That's Nicole Carroll. She was a CF postergirl before the manwomen and womanmen physiques became popular.JimZipCode wrote:Is that Gina or Nicole?Patrick Donnelly wrote:Farthest left on the bottom, with the blue shirt and sunglasses.
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Rachel Medina. She's actually one of the hottest @F girls because she isn't mannish. She retains the softness of a female with a well-shaped ass and legs. She's not rocking a gut...she's in good shape. I'd give it to her multiple times over.JamesonBushmill wrote:Who is the broad in the black shirt and jeans? She doesn't look like a trainer as much as she looks like the door prize for attending the level 4 cert. Her having a slight gut, and wearing a stopwatch makes me think she is some hanger on.The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:
This is an awesome group picture. The level 4 XF trainers!
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Wait, when did she go manwoman? I might have missed it since I stopped checking the CF.com main page shortly after they began posting videos daily (the quantity over quality was terrible), but I don't remember her being anything other than an athletic-looking woman.Mickey O'neil wrote:Nicole used to be a favorite of mine before she got all dudeish looking.
I think that the effect that CrossFit has on a woman's physique can be described by a tachometer.
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I think we made the topic for the affiliate blog today. Hi, Lynne.
Like I said, it's described by a tachometer.
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This picture is groovy. Anyone tell me why? Read the article and tell me too. The article, overall, is a nice piece. I like it because of the way most women freak the fuck out when they get bigger, period. Taking an approach like the writer did is both logical and much less painless than other options.
7#s of muscle in 8 weeks for a woman is nothing less than FUCKING PHENOMENAL gains.
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She has definitely packed on some beef. Moreso than I would prefer...she used to be very hot, imo.Patrick Donnelly wrote:Wait, when did she go manwoman? I might have missed it since I stopped checking the CF.com main page shortly after they began posting videos daily (the quantity over quality was terrible), but I don't remember her being anything other than an athletic-looking woman.Mickey O'neil wrote:Nicole used to be a favorite of mine before she got all dudeish looking.
I think that the effect that CrossFit has on a woman's physique can be described by a tachometer.
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Because she gained 7 pounds of hot beef in her ass and thighs through the miracle of Kipping Pullups?The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:This picture is groovy. Anyone tell me why?

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Nuff said...no words
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Call it a hunch, but I’m also willing to bet that these jumpers are not “certified” in camel jumping. Imagine that it’s possible to fly through the air without a camel jumping certification… Amazing!
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Patrick Donnelly wrote:http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... 90601.html
I think we made the topic for the affiliate blog today. Hi, Lynne.
Like I said, it's described by a tachometer.
Is that the chick with the super, super deep voice?
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