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"I was the orignal @fitter." And that other garbage about outclassing most posters his age. Also his throw-down challenge to Caviston to deadlift, with shirts off for charity.shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
WGM wrote:Fall off a chinup bar, drop a barbell on your head, or piss yourself at the bottom of a squat and the Internet will never forget you.
Thud wrote:And if we follow the science (and money) of @fit it leads us right to Couch's pillow belly. The dude is already "disabled" by some drunken WOD, and he knows better than to fuck himself up more with of the same shit. The science (and money) of @fit leads us to a destined to flop self-insurance policy because no established insurer will cover them for the negligence that is built into both their programming and lacking in quality control business model. The science (and money) of @fit reveals a cult leader who prefers to drink his own gin-drenched bathwater over the packaged koolaide that inebriates his followers, and he's setting up the sheeple to shoulder the fall for when the little piggy's house of sticks comes tumbling down.what we are led to believe is ‘science’, is very often just one politically motivated point of view (there is some truth to the cliché of ‘follow the money’).
Somebody who knows Caviston needs to call him and get this set up. Couch rarely ventures out of the bosom of the cult; this could be outstanding. I'll throw in some $$ for IGX to pay Caviston's way.Old Bones,
That seeing me naked is more important to you than ethics or the facts of the dispute is a suprise to me and "shows us all we need to know" about you.
If Mr. Caviston wants to do a side-by-side, shirtless, deadlift demonstration with me as a charity for Wounded Warrior Foundation, count me in. We'll videotape the demonstration and then you and Mike can "both do it" together.
Comment #79 - Posted by: Coach at April 25, 2009 9:29 AM
I got $100 on his plane ticket if someone sets this up.Gin Master wrote:Somebody who knows Caviston needs to call him and get this set up. Couch rarely ventures out of the bosom of the cult; this could be outstanding. I'll throw in some $$ for IGX to pay Caviston's way.Old Bones,
That seeing me naked is more important to you than ethics or the facts of the dispute is a suprise to me and "shows us all we need to know" about you.
If Mr. Caviston wants to do a side-by-side, shirtless, deadlift demonstration with me as a charity for Wounded Warrior Foundation, count me in. We'll videotape the demonstration and then you and Mike can "both do it" together.
Comment #79 - Posted by: Coach at April 25, 2009 9:29 AM
Dummy,
You and posters here are, for better or worse, the studio audience, and neither the show, nor the total audience. You're full engagement props for the total, larger, purpose.
The posters here are approximately .01% of the total traffic.
This business has programs, relationships, contracts, and staffers internal to scores of municipal, state, Federal, and foreign agencies that next to none of you here know anything about and will never hear about. We use the site to affect whatever aims we desire. It won't always make any sense to you all and I don't care even a little bit.
Note: Sara's post was removed for blinding stupidity. I've requested that it be put back because her opposition makes me look good.
Enjoy the show.
Comment #175 - Posted by: Coach at April 26, 2009 12:19 PM
What a dick.Pleepleeus,
You are making the claim that instinctively reaching for an object with the lumbar spine in full flexion does not make the point that the man doesn't know how to move functionally or that the movement pattern is dangerous. To you it "proves nothing". Yeah, OK.
You and Sara are invincibly ignorant and I greatly appreciate your participation. You two ought to get together and raise a pack of dimwitted CF trolls and every time I post you could all log on and be the straw-children opposing my POV. I'd consider paying you two to post.
Let me reiterate: I don't give a rat's ass if you or any other poster here believes me or not. I do think it peculiar, however, that you think I'd risk this business by making claims that I can't provide clear and compelling evidence for. It may even be more peculiar that you haven't noticed the ties CF Inc has to the community we're claiming knowledge of.
Comment #176 - Posted by: Coach at April 26, 2009 12:48 PM
Barry Cooper wrote:]Thank you all for ignoring my questions, and thereby validating my points. I am right, you are wrong. Coach was quite clear: this guy is saying that Crossfit increases injury rates and should not be used (or only with great caution, under his personal supervision.)
You ignore this point. Why? Because I am right in asserting that your primary objective is to attack a man for objecting, on a principled basis, to being lied about by a man with patent ulterior motives.
More generally, for those members of our social order who still believe that there is a qualitative moral difference between liars and those who tell the truth--hell,that still believe the word "truth" means anything--I will comment that this discussion, in a nutshell, encapsulates the ENTIRETY of leftist discourse...
For God's sake, man! Not until the RRG is in place!I do think it peculiar, however, that you think I'd risk this business by making claims that I can't provide clear and compelling evidence for. It may even be more peculiar that you haven't noticed the ties CF Inc has to the community we're claiming knowledge of.
Wow, this guy stands behind a grand curtain pulling magnificent strings for reasons us plebeians are incapable of understanding. Coach might just be the greatest man in all the land, right up there with the wizard of OzDummy,
You and posters here are, for better or worse, the studio audience, and neither the show, nor the total audience. You're full engagement props for the total, larger, purpose.
The posters here are approximately .01% of the total traffic.
This business has programs, relationships, contracts, and staffers internal to scores of municipal, state, Federal, and foreign agencies that next to none of you here know anything about and will never hear about. We use the site to affect whatever aims we desire. It won't always make any sense to you all and I don't care even a little bit.
Note: Sara's post was removed for blinding stupidity. I've requested that it be put back because her opposition makes me look good.
Enjoy the show.
Comment #175 - Posted by: Coach at April 26, 2009 12:19 PM
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
I have an almost infinite amount of rage for Barry Cooper. The difference between how smart he is and how smart he thinks he is could be measured in Astronomical Units.Gin Master wrote:The message board hasn't changed a bit. Predictably, as soon as attack dog #1, Dale Saran, needs a break, Barry Cooper arrives late to the party to muck things up, arguing about God knows what and proclaiming victory when his posts are ignored.
Agreed. He reminds me of a C- philosophy grad that picked up a master's in public policy and, unable to find a job, enrolled in a shitty law school. They're full of big words, pompous language, and unnecessary clauses, but they fail to communicate any meaningful ideas.Brandon Oto wrote:I have an almost infinite amount of rage for Barry Cooper. The difference between how smart he is and how smart he thinks he is could be measured in Astronomical Units.Gin Master wrote:The message board hasn't changed a bit. Predictably, as soon as attack dog #1, Dale Saran, needs a break, Barry Cooper arrives late to the party to muck things up, arguing about God knows what and proclaiming victory when his posts are ignored.
Couch is the Obama of Fitnezz. Knowz everything except when things go bad. Mouths somebody elses words. Never did any of it himself. Ever. The acolytes are just trying to be the next Rahmbo. Sure to end. Badly.The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:Couch is clearly becoming more and more delusional.
How delightful. I'm certain that he now possesses more fitness knowledges than anyone ever has or every will, and both foreign and domestic governments and their LE forces and armed forces are all going to be doing @F.
I heard he's going to conduct seminars on how to really rape a chechnian because those incompetent russkies fuck it up every time.
The sheeple never grow weary of being shown how insignificant they are to Coach outside of his desire to exploit them for propagandist purposes in his schemes to net the big fish: government contracts. Lynne and Coach repeatedly express their disdain for the cultists, but the cultists still bow to him, call him a "great man who gives it all away for free", and shower him with gifts, like bicycles they know he too out of shape to ride.You and posters here are, for better or worse, the studio audience, and neither the show, nor the total audience. You're full engagement props for the total, larger, purpose.
The posters here are approximately .01% of the total traffic.
This business has programs, relationships, contracts, and staffers internal to scores of municipal, state, Federal, and foreign agencies that next to none of you here know anything about and will never hear about. We use the site to affect whatever aims we desire. It won't always make any sense to you all and I don't care even a little bit.
--Couch
Thud wrote:Lynne and Coach repeatedly express their disdain for the cultists, but the cultists still bow to him, call him a "great man who gives it all away for free", and shower him with gifts, like bicycles they know he too out of shape to ride.
You mean "Rhamdbo."powerlifter54 wrote:Couch is the Obama of Fitnezz. Knowz everything except when things go bad. Mouths somebody elses words. Never did any of it himself. Ever. The acolytes are just trying to be the next Rahmbo. Sure to end. Badly.The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:Couch is clearly becoming more and more delusional.
How delightful. I'm certain that he now possesses more fitness knowledges than anyone ever has or every will, and both foreign and domestic governments and their LE forces and armed forces are all going to be doing @F.
I heard he's going to conduct seminars on how to really rape a chechnian because those incompetent russkies fuck it up every time.
WGM wrote:Fall off a chinup bar, drop a barbell on your head, or piss yourself at the bottom of a squat and the Internet will never forget you.
Why are you reading about homosexuals?Fat Cat wrote:You're one of the homosexuals I keep reading about.
