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I'd hit it. No shame in that.

You do not like green eggs and ham?

try them and you may I say!
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O hell no.
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Fuck y'all. I'd throw her dog over a cliff, bury Hop Sing in a shallow grave, and spend three days in a peyote-fueled haze of booze, wrestling, and general craziness and not feel an ounce of shame. BDSM with a tatted ultra chick? Fukin A.

That's not a cry for help. That's a cry for dick. If you live within two area codes and you're not en route with a fistful of jimmy hats and some Wild Irish Rose, you need to turn in your man card.
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I'd hit it.

I've done a whole fucking lot worse.
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Ugh.
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sanchezero wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Still scouting the minor league affiliates for the @fit Next Big Thing.

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It ain't easy. There's big boots that need to be filled.
pretty sure i've seen her on bangbus...

Well, that's a check in the plus column. Anything else?
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Still scouting the minor league affiliates for the @fit Next Big Thing.

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It ain't easy. There's big boots that need to be filled.
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Lynne might be a reincarnated fascist dictator whose frustrations stem from vague rememberances of being a man in a previous life, but she does have lifting chops.

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Gin Master wrote:Image

Fuck y'all. I'd throw her dog over a cliff, bury Hop Sing in a shallow grave, and spend three days in a peyote-fueled haze of booze, wrestling, and general craziness and not feel an ounce of shame. BDSM with a tatted ultra chick? Fukin A.

That's not a cry for help. That's a cry for dick. If you live within two area codes and you're not en route with a fistful of jimmy hats and some Wild Irish Rose, you need to turn in your man card.
Nothing wrong with hitting it, something wrong for making an effort to do so.
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Call me gay if you must, but I'm still not seeing Dirt Diva as attractive.

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You might be a douchebag if...

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Patrick Donnelly wrote:Call me gay if you must, but I'm still not seeing Dirt Diva as attractive.
Way to pitch them low and slow across the plate.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Patrick Donnelly wrote:Call me gay if you must, but I'm still not seeing Dirt Diva as attractive.
Way to pitch them low and slow across the plate.
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He's starting to take the fun out of this.


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Patrick Donnelly wrote:Call me gay if you must, but I'm still not seeing Dirt Diva as attractive.
Jesus christ, Opie.
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Newsflash: emaciation = definition

Definition =/= strength

155 = warmup

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Stillwater wrote:You might be a douchebag if...

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what is 'coug'? is it some sorta reference to cougar? is he able to toss around old ladies or something?
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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JohnnyBadAss wrote:
Sword wrote:
Gin Master wrote:How many fingers can you fit up your ass?
Oh come on now.

I am sure some of them could get there whole fist up there if not more.
Especially the one in front with the scowl (4th from left, front row). I bet she's a double-fister.
Funny you should say that. The first time I looked at that pic she stood out to me as the kinky one.

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protobuilder wrote:Newsflash: emaciation = definition

Definition =/= strength

155 = warmup

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That guy isn't exactly emaciated, and he did a 2xBW DLs and BW C&Js strength endurance workout. I'm all for some good old fashioned hate, but that's a pretty legit display, particularly for a @fitter.
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From "Practice" @F:
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Elite...sure.

To be fair, they do have her at that gym:
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And what does it say about a non-"sport" where a guy who has only been doing it for less than 4 months is in the finals? He doesn't even have "girl" times to post in his bio, he's that new...but guess what...his barbell numbers are very solid for an @Fer, probably from years of work (2.5xBW DL, BW Press, 3xBW BS, BW+ Sn, 2xBW C&J). Another example that simply being strong makes one good at @F:
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Deadlift: 485
Press: 185
Back Squat: 535
Snatch: 195
Clean & Jerk: 275
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Grandpa's Spells wrote: he did a 2xBW DLs and BW C&Js strength endurance workout. I'm all for some good old fashioned hate, but that's a pretty legit display, particularly for a @fitter.
155 on the bar would mean his BW C&J would be 155. His 2xBW DL = 310.

Sorry, but not a legit display. Certainly not worthy of the rabid, adoring, camera-wielding crowd.
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I was wrong about the DLs. That was a BW C&J for 30 reps for time. I don't C&J, but that strikes me as a tough workout.
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http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=47185
I had the honer of meeting the coach at Crossfit by Overload. He is by far the most down to earth person I ever meet. He is a skeptic yet open mined. He is humble yet proud of his achievements and contribution to fitness industry. This man took the time to speak to my son and I as well as others. He is a true human being.
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Sounds like this kid's dad:

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Brandon Oto wrote:http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=47185
I had the honer of meeting the coach at Crossfit by Overload. He is by far the most down to earth person I ever meet. He is a skeptic yet open mined. He is humble yet proud of his achievements and contribution to fitness industry. This man took the time to speak to my son and I as well as others. He is true human being.

He truly made the well, lame and ministered to us from the Book of Titty.

He also turned water into gin, which was pretty cool.

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It's always nice to hear Couch making time for the little people when he's temporarily out of his manic state.
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