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by Beelzebub
Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:58 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

Re: The couch thread

Darren Mehling is a CrossFit affiliate who does his own thing at his facility, Freak Fitness. Mehling sees a lot of merit to the CrossFit system (he's Level 2 certified), but is also quick to point out its shortcomings. "I deadlift 800 pounds and squat 600," he said. "It took me over...
by Beelzebub
Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:21 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

Re: The couch thread

Rumor has it wears a skirt while @fitting.
by Beelzebub
Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:20 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

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I found these as well on my new favorite blog, 4th Reich Crossfit. I didnt know Adolph Pitts was the head couch over there.
by Beelzebub
Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:13 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

Re: The couch thread

After seeing this I want to take my Level 1 and 2 and go out on the road with Douche Asstro to bang hot @fit ass.
by Beelzebub
Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:47 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxvd-DkYtqU[/youtube] Not @Fit? What does Wendler know? Probably has over a 4 min Fran. But Wendler and WSB take steroids! Louie Simmons talks about taking drugs! How can they know what they are talking when it comes to training when they take drugs and do no...
by Beelzebub
Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:15 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

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This love affair with WEEEESSSSIIIDE will be over before you can say "I thought Dave Tate was their new PL guru". It's just a new cert to trot out, and then the flock will go back to their metcon torture so they won't feel guilty about eating icecubes and apple skins. I spit my drink all ...
by Beelzebub
Sat Jan 09, 2010 4:18 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

Re: The couch thread

Gillian from somewhere in the den of satan aka Santa Cruz
by Beelzebub
Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:31 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

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POD - so you are like the Barry Cooper for gays? Does that make you Fairy Cockgobler? Not taking part in Andro Fridays...gay.
by Beelzebub
Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:25 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

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I thought I recognized Skip from his starring role in Indiana Jones and the last crusade. Good to know he was not a one hit wonder and was able to find a place in @fit. Good for you skip. Now go eat something because i have seen mangy dogs in Tijuana with more meat on their bones. Is it me or does t...
by Beelzebub
Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:19 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

Re: The couch thread

Just found this faggotry on Jon Gilson's cockinmymouthagainfaster.com.

http://www.againfaster.com/articles/evolution.html
by Beelzebub
Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:12 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

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have fucked Heinrich Himmler's great-grandniece Details, or GTFO. I actually dated her when I lived in Cleveland. Kinky bitch, huge ass, nice tits, loved throatfucking. Definitely a good time. Eating a laptop might be harder then the cock you feast on and the description of the bitch from Cleveland...
by Beelzebub
Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:16 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

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The Spartans like most Greeks believed that true loved only existed between two males...a young boy and an older man, flip through the Plato's Phaedrus. So if you are all about Sparta then you are all about anal with a young boy. So CNP loves young cock. Very sad. With the said I thought I would add...
by Beelzebub
Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:34 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

Re: The couch thread

Happy 2010 motherfuckers! This is the year @fit conquers the box office, across broad time and noodle lo meins. CouchThreadMovie_webRGB.jpg *This was posted earlier, but had to be touched up a bit. Fucking Genus. I am in awe of the intelligence burning through this thread. And who found the pic of ...
by Beelzebub
Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:08 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:For the Christmas Season, I leave you this.

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:mmmgood: :sperm: :prayer:
by Beelzebub
Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:22 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

Re: The couch thread

Looks like someone is on edge... Why the complaints? Somehow this workout doesn't fit some preconceived notion of "metcon" or "max rep/heavy" day? Those are merely convenient templates and descriptions for distinctions that nature doesn't really care about. Your body doesn't res...
by Beelzebub
Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:07 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

Re: The couch thread

I came across some new gems while combing the @fit pages for Andro Friday. Enjoy. On a separate note, quit the fucking whining about the influx of butt hurt @fit fags on the boards, it is a fucking disgrace. Not all are like Shave Asstroglide and his pitiful shit, some I hope have merit. These new a...
by Beelzebub
Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:01 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

Re: The couch thread

I finally found a hit off the internet for my search of "Greg Glassman Gymnastic". God Bless Everyone!!!!
by Beelzebub
Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:59 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

Re: The couch thread

This one was on TitsNYC's private facebook album. I thought it was weird.
by Beelzebub
Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:58 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

Re: The couch thread

I got redirected by @fit.com to this site where I found our favorite ass fucker Castroglide modeling the newest attire in the @fit store.
by Beelzebub
Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:24 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

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Anyway, what's the horizon for Berry's suicide watch? Who's on that? I have been checking Fairy Crapper's blog daily and the Louisville papers for any indication that Fairy has taken his life. Everything is coming back negative. I might contact the affiliate he trains at next to see if he is close ...
by Beelzebub
Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:47 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

Re: The couch thread

I found one that accurately describes his mind set.
by Beelzebub
Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:19 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

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Two more offerings from the liar of L. Ron Hubbard. With disciples like these I know why the couch has been recruiting from his own stock. To quote legions of douche bags on the comments page, "Thanks Couch!"
by Beelzebub
Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:27 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

Re: The couch thread

I want to be the rope :prayer:
by Beelzebub
Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:25 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

Re: The couch thread

I thought I had seen this girl before. It took me a few minutes to be put it together. Vera de Milo.
by Beelzebub
Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:30 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12062917

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Fuck! I can't believe you fuckers missed the opportunity with this fucking gem. She must some disorder to have a set of teeth like that.