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by Mountebank
Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:31 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

What's up, fuckers? Quack, quack. I've heard the couch thread has become quite boring since I was last here. I was gifted some info that was too awesomely awful not to share. I came out of retirement for this one post. As if @FHQ's PED testing wasn't enough of a joke already...this will be worth rea...
by Mountebank
Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:11 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

High test and hi cortisol is an extremely unusual condition, found most often in exogenous testosterone users, so, quack, it's pretty unlikely you've experienced this naturally Also, I'm pretty sure they are referring to high or low relative mainly to others in the study, not lab high test (aka hyp...
by Mountebank
Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:52 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

Shaf. From the abstract I linked: When cortisol levels were low, testosterone positively correlated with activation in the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex (dlPFC) and thalamus, but not when cortisol levels were high . During induced anger control, functional connectivity was increased between the amy...
by Mountebank
Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:40 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

OK. Please let me know which committee members I should filter my posts through first. It is IGx, after all.
by Mountebank
Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:08 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

Endogenous testosterone and cortisol modulate neural responses during induced anger control. Apparently, high test and high cortisol (as associated with chronic @F workout patterns) have no bearing on anger control...oh wait. I know when I was doing @F the hardest my fuse was as short as it has eve...
by Mountebank
Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:04 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

@F training + saying you're an ex-Green Beret + living in Alaska doesn't always equal Rambo: First Blood . http://fairfaxnews.com/2012/09/falls-church-coach-trainer-killed-by-alaska-troopers/ A Falls Church man, Atom Ziniewicz, 34, was shot and killed by Alaska state troopers last Friday, news repor...
by Mountebank
Tue Sep 25, 2012 11:02 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Fuckin' Replacement refs
Replies: 35
Views: 4767

Re: Fuckin' Replacement refs

Nice. My thing of it was that nothing else was mentioned in the 45 minutes I kept it in the side of my vision. NOTHING. Just bitching and moaning and the same play over and over at different speeds. Twitter posts from angry players. Better than the fantasy football part was where they had an oddsmak...
by Mountebank
Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:49 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Fuckin' Replacement refs
Replies: 35
Views: 4767

Re: Fuckin' Replacement refs

The Federal Reserve announced they were going all Weimar republic and on the way to making the dollar worthless and no one says a fucking word. However, one blown play in a fucking game involving an oblong ball made of pig skin and people are losing their shit. Exactly. Sitting at lunch in a sports...
by Mountebank
Tue Sep 25, 2012 8:42 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

Fuck you Rudy. :finga:
by Mountebank
Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:40 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

Full text of the September 5th teleconference on TRO, Motion to Compel, Motion to Quash.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/106850384/Ant ... tember-5th

Reading it now, I was told there are some juicy things in there regarding couch's shopping around...
by Mountebank
Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:23 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

Drywall FB lulz:
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by Mountebank
Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:02 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

In other news there was a story about Crossfit Kids on NPR. http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2012/09/24/158652017/is-crossfit-training-good-for-kids Comments are already full of "why not let them go outside and play". Lulz at this... That kind of exercise worries Dr. Tim Hewett. Hewett is a former p...
by Mountebank
Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:10 am
Forum: Training Journals
Topic: Following Coach Paul Wade...the man, the myth, the legend.
Replies: 197
Views: 40630

Re: Following Coach Paul Wade...the man, the myth, the legen

Friday 9/21/12: Front squats at gym. Supersetted [L-SIT: 4 x 5sec] and [BRIDGE HOLD 1 x 10 sec + 2 x 5 sec] FULL TWIST: 1 x 20 sec (per side) Foot drills Dan John tumbling routine with straddle rolls Skin-the-cat, sitting on heels, standing straddle, full squat, and standing hip flexor stretches, 1 ...
by Mountebank
Fri Sep 21, 2012 5:07 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

Didn't a lot of other staff members (and Couch himself) post messages telling affiliates to leave if the Anthos deal goes through? http://www.board.crossfit.com/showpost.php?p=1081919&postcount=85 Friends, The existential threat to affiliates resides in the $20,000,000 desire to control them. Bryan...
by Mountebank
Fri Sep 21, 2012 4:02 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

I thought you had to have a contract in order to tortiously interfere? Or is the fact that Lauren and Anthos are under an agreement to negotiate enough? If so, it seems hard to argue that Couch isn't painting the very picture of TI. Depending on your state's law, you can be liable for interfering w...
by Mountebank
Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:39 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

Fuck you Rudy. :finga:
by Mountebank
Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:29 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

Fuck you Rudy. :finga:
by Mountebank
Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:21 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

For a true representation of The Outlaw's awesome couching, one needs to look no further than this video, where he both mocks and potentially injures his own athlete! http://vimeo.com/49650536 He is truly following in the footsteps of the dear leader. EDIT: Commentary was by Spencer Arnold, high-lev...
by Mountebank
Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:13 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

Turdacious wrote:If Lauren's legal team gets wind of this, I can't imagine it will help Couch's crack legal team's case.
I can say with no uncertainty that Lauren's team is fully aware of every last bit of this.
by Mountebank
Fri Sep 21, 2012 12:00 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

The weakest spin I've ever seen...like, EVAR. http://board.crossfit.com/showpost.php?p=1095351&postcount=642 There is a big difference between Lauren trying to sell her shares to Anthos Capital, and Greg getting a loan to buy Lauren's shares. Greg is fulfilling his commitment to never sell out, not ...
by Mountebank
Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:07 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

Fuck you Rudy. :finga:
by Mountebank
Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:29 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=353435948074000&set=a.337243419693253.81760.336766376407624&type=1 Affiliates, Anthos hasn't taken your ultimatum seriously (to de-affiliate if they buy-in). Venture Capitalists don't tend to take anything seriously unless it's in writting. Crossfitters Again...
by Mountebank
Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:23 pm
Forum: Training Journals
Topic: Following Coach Paul Wade...the man, the myth, the legend.
Replies: 197
Views: 40630

Re: Following Coach Paul Wade...the man, the myth, the legen

Last week's stuff. Wednesday 9/12/12: BB hip thrusts at gym. Supersetted [L-SIT: 4 x 5sec] and [BRIDGE HOLD 1 x 10 sec + 2 x 5 sec] FULL TWIST: 1 x 20 sec (per side) Foot drills Dan John tumbling routine with straddle rolls Skin-the-cat, sitting on heels, standing straddle, full squat, and standing ...
by Mountebank
Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:55 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 34982
Views: 8269781

Re: The couch thread

From the link in my last post (which I understand is very TL;DR for many), the "other" private equity offers that couch has been soliciting: Letter from THL Credit dated September 4th, 2012: September 4,2012 Greg Glassman Chief Executive Officer CrossFit, Inc. Connecticut Avenue* NiW., Suite 200 Was...