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by Shapecharge
Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:28 pm
Forum: Trooper's Training Forum - In memory of Col. James "Jim" R Tirey, USA
Topic: Holding your breath: a measure of lung health?
Replies: 15
Views: 342

Re: Holding your breath: a measure of lung health?

Impressive like the kid born to a meth addicted mom that can tell you the date of any day of the year past or present? Cool party trick I guess but it's going to be difficult to pull any decent pussy on this one thing alone. Tim, you're right...there just hasn't been much material to work with and I...
by Shapecharge
Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:28 pm
Forum: Trooper's Training Forum - In memory of Col. James "Jim" R Tirey, USA
Topic: Holding your breath: a measure of lung health?
Replies: 15
Views: 342

Re: Holding your breath: a measure of lung health?

Hey guys, Timmah must be going stir-crazy up in Gonwanamontanaland. He sent me a PM asking a similar but different question: Hey Shape, if I can fit 35 Sharpies in my asshole, certainly my asshole is in good condition, right? Why don't any of the gays up here want to spend time with me. I'm lonely."...
by Shapecharge
Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:35 pm
Forum: Trooper's Training Forum - In memory of Col. James "Jim" R Tirey, USA
Topic: COVID-FIT: Survive the Chinese AIDS
Replies: 58
Views: 1586

Re: COVID-FIT: Survive the Chinese AIDS

Perhaps this is the right thread to talk about maybe a group Skype session where we virtually workout together like in the military where we each take turns calling out exercises and cheer each other on and help each other through this. Obviously without any clothes on since we'll be in the privacy ...
by Shapecharge
Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:39 pm
Forum: Trooper's Training Forum - In memory of Col. James "Jim" R Tirey, USA
Topic: A Fatty Special Report: One Year of 5/3/1
Replies: 27
Views: 959

Re: A Fatty Special Report: One Year of 5/3/1

Mak, relative to equipment take a look at that Ironmind stuff...expensive, yes but bulletproof and well designed and if you need to put it away when you're done lifting it's easy to do. He's also got some lightweight stuff that's made out of aluminum that's limited on how much weight it can hold but...
by Shapecharge
Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:53 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: So about this "MAGA" attack on the Empire actor
Replies: 98
Views: 6990

Re: So about this "MAGA" attack on the Empire actor

Hey Stephen, you live in the Chicago area, right? So when all this shit was going down last year was that all that was on the local news and in the papers? I don't know how many newspapers you have up there but I would imagine the front pages had to be filled with nothing but Jussie shit.
by Shapecharge
Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:21 pm
Forum: Product, Book, Movie & Music Reviews
Topic: BBQ Temperature Control Systems
Replies: 3
Views: 195

Re: BBQ Temperature Control Systems

Spells, dang the world is really changing. Yet another post by you that I agree with and find no reason to fuck with you about. I got the Digi-Q from BBQ Guru three years ago for a Christmas present and that thing is just f'ing awesome. As you said, if you need to cook something over 6-9 hours this ...
by Shapecharge
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:21 pm
Forum: Trooper's Training Forum - In memory of Col. James "Jim" R Tirey, USA
Topic: Jump rope
Replies: 28
Views: 1311

Re: Jump rope

You fucking crybabies! Ohhh, I can't jump for too long or I miss and get hit with the jumprope and it hurts!! You wanna hear some real shit?!? One time when I going through selection for an ultra, and I fuckin' mean super-high-ultra spec ops outfit we had to stand in a circle while a motorized sick...
by Shapecharge
Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:33 pm
Forum: Trooper's Training Forum - In memory of Col. James "Jim" R Tirey, USA
Topic: Jump rope
Replies: 28
Views: 1311

Re: Jump rope

You fucking crybabies! Ohhh, I can't jump for too long or I miss and get hit with the jumprope and it hurts!! You wanna hear some real shit?!? One time when I going through selection for an ultra, and I fuckin' mean super-high-ultra spec ops outfit we had to stand in a circle while a motorized sickl...
by Shapecharge
Fri Jan 17, 2020 2:39 pm
Forum: Trooper's Training Forum - In memory of Col. James "Jim" R Tirey, USA
Topic: Cluster Sets
Replies: 32
Views: 1141

Re: Cluster Sets

HangingLow...there's so much comedy potential here I'm at a loss as to where to start. Serious querstion...how do you fix it rehab it?
by Shapecharge
Thu Dec 26, 2019 2:24 pm
Forum: Product, Book, Movie & Music Reviews
Topic: Watchmen
Replies: 5
Views: 495

Re: Watchmen

Mak, you will not be disappointed...yes, there's some heavy racial shit but the storytelling is brilliant.
by Shapecharge
Wed Dec 18, 2019 7:32 pm
Forum: Product, Book, Movie & Music Reviews
Topic: Watchmen
Replies: 5
Views: 495

Re: Watchmen

The finale did not disappoint. They could end it there and all signs point to they might just do that.
by Shapecharge
Mon Dec 16, 2019 2:20 pm
Forum: Product, Book, Movie & Music Reviews
Topic: Watchmen
Replies: 5
Views: 495

Re: Watchmen

I was working on a post about this so you beat me to it. I have been blown away by this series. The finale was last night...didn't watch it, but I will tonight. I'm fucking hypnotized by the whole thing. Finally something I can't ridicule Spells about except his ambiguous sexual orientation.
by Shapecharge
Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:41 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Britain's secret cyber throwdown with Russia
Replies: 12
Views: 630

Re: Britain's secret cyber throwdown with Russia

Benny you seem a little wound up. Remember when you used to ask me to send you nude pictures of myself? I think I need to do that again...you know, help you relax. Hold on...check you pm in about 5 minutes. Just fyi I'm a little older now and the passage of time has not been particularly kind to me ...
by Shapecharge
Fri Dec 06, 2019 3:02 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Britain's secret cyber throwdown with Russia
Replies: 12
Views: 630

Britain's secret cyber throwdown with Russia

Interesting read in the Atlantic about more Russian cyber shenanigans. Worth a read.

https://www.theatlantic.com/internation ... on/602836/
by Shapecharge
Tue Nov 26, 2019 2:41 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: KEEP IGX RUNNING
Replies: 28
Views: 1850

Re: KEEP IGX RUNNING

Mario, I'm a big fan of this place and much respect to you for your haphazard and occasional maintenance as you pursue gyros and rice crispy treats while all of our personal information is compromised. Please accept my cash donation and some personal pics of the wife and I gettin' down that I sent i...
by Shapecharge
Wed Oct 16, 2019 2:44 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: White Women
Replies: 5741
Views: 1359906

Re: White Women

Fat Cat wrote:
Tue Oct 08, 2019 6:53 pm
Happy late birfday Shape!

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Mak...I missed this earlier! Thanks broheim!! 10 years! Why I was just a young wippersnapper back then!
by Shapecharge
Fri Oct 04, 2019 1:35 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Spiders Use Electricity to Fly
Replies: 8
Views: 684

Re: Spiders Use Electricity to Fly

Well damn that was interesting. On of the best "threads" in the history of this shitty board.
by Shapecharge
Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:45 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: White Women
Replies: 5741
Views: 1359906

Re: White Women

This thread is approaching it's 10th birthday...established on my birthday! Coincidence?!?!?
by Shapecharge
Thu Sep 19, 2019 7:34 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Trudeau...
Replies: 21
Views: 1003

Re: Trudeau...

Mak is cracking me up. There are some things that are just inherently wrong. I don't know, say maybe murder, or thievery or robocalling. But just by way of the passage of time and the body politic deciding that something somebody did 20, 30, 40 years ago is now wrong...well, big yawn. Just fyi, I us...
by Shapecharge
Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:55 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Antonio Brown
Replies: 12
Views: 1050

Re: Antonio Brown

So explain something to me...I'm not trying to be funny...so when does a rape accusation come by way of a civil law suit and not an actual arrest and criminal prosecution? So you can just do that? I understand you can sue anyone for just about anything in civil court but I'm a bit confused here. So ...
by Shapecharge
Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:25 pm
Forum: Product, Book, Movie & Music Reviews
Topic: "The Boys" on Amazon Prime
Replies: 16
Views: 907

Re: "The Boys" on Amazon Prime

I appreciate DewClaw's fascinating breakdown based on his six week film history course at Pigknuckle State. No one gives two shits about the writer's motivation. The fucking series is more than "okay". The comment about The Watchmen was a good one but DewClaw needs to use the pipecleaner.
by Shapecharge
Mon Aug 19, 2019 9:41 pm
Forum: Product, Book, Movie & Music Reviews
Topic: "The Boys" on Amazon Prime
Replies: 16
Views: 907

Re: "The Boys" on Amazon Prime

It is extremely so Mak. And the Superman-like guy called "The Homelander" is an obsequious, deviant, sinister, creepy guy of the nth degree. Just think about it...what if Superman decided he wasn't about truth, justice, and the American-way and he was in it all for himself? Yeah, everybody figured o...
by Shapecharge
Mon Aug 19, 2019 3:40 pm
Forum: Product, Book, Movie & Music Reviews
Topic: "The Boys" on Amazon Prime
Replies: 16
Views: 907

Re: "The Boys" on Amazon Prime

Stephen you don't have to use the pipe cleaner.
by Shapecharge
Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:39 pm
Forum: Product, Book, Movie & Music Reviews
Topic: "The Boys" on Amazon Prime
Replies: 16
Views: 907

"The Boys" on Amazon Prime

So imagine a world with super heroes but they're celebrities that also belong to a corporation that hires our their services...and not all of them are benevolent and kind. Eight episodes. Don't any of you super-critics shit on this like you tried to do and failed on my other review. Shape gives this...
by Shapecharge
Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:03 pm
Forum: Product, Book, Movie & Music Reviews
Topic: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood...
Replies: 22
Views: 1522

Re: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood...

Get out of here with this shit...I realize besides everything else everyone is an expert at here in our diminished IGx world, cinematic critique is yet another thing along with national defense policy, grilling, spec-op gunfighting, and 3-card monty. Virtually any reasonable professional film critic...