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by CrapSammich
Thu Jun 05, 2014 9:33 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Meet Michelle, "The Fat Nutritionist"
Replies: 107
Views: 26644

Re: Meet Michelle, "The Fat Nutritionist"

milosz wrote:She didn't get it when I got her a "The Body Is Not An Apology" shirt one size too small.
Evil genius.
by CrapSammich
Fri May 30, 2014 9:20 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: This is why your brain is shrinking
Replies: 6
Views: 2405

Re: This is why your brain is shrinking

syaigh wrote:Maybe the actual truth is that when your brain shrinks only the porn watching parts are left. Gotta breed yo. Or at least ejaculate on the furniture in case some fertile woman comes around for a visit and needs to set a spell.
You've truly outdone yourself, ma'am.
by CrapSammich
Tue Apr 01, 2014 9:25 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12023612

Re: The couch thread

And everybody must participate in the Open, no matter what, as it's an inspirational opportunity to try your hardest against the eleeeeetest in the world. NO LIMITS. In fact, it's ordained. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/patrick-hynes/cross-fit-religious_b_4995149.html What if fitness, properly unde...
by CrapSammich
Sun Mar 30, 2014 8:25 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: April Fools
Replies: 6
Views: 1866

Re: April Fools

lasalle wrote:Image
Pure, unremitting evil.
by CrapSammich
Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:55 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12023612

Re: The couch thread

How could you guys have missed this BAN-o-rama? oh and gatorade is the debil: http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=86218 What I learned is that Dale Saran has made only 557 posts since 2005. That's an awful lot of stupid squeezed into a few words. Increased capacity over broad time and modal ...
by CrapSammich
Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:42 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist) dies. No funeral planned.
Replies: 9
Views: 1932

Re: Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist) dies. No funeral planned

Most of the members of Phelps' Westboro Baptist Church are members of his large family. Phelps has 13 children; 11 are attorneys. One son, Nathan, is estranged from his father and from organized religion. He is an atheist. Nathan Phelps posted a Facebook message March 15 saying that his father had ...
by CrapSammich
Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:27 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: IGX keep me running fund 2013-2014.
Replies: 107
Views: 24246

Re: IGX keep me running fund 2013-2014.

More, because 3-month wager ignominy.
by CrapSammich
Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:21 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: My pup had a stroke
Replies: 37
Views: 5770

Re: My pup had a stroke

Thanks again for all the kind words. Overall prognosis is good, but the doc said that if she had one that to expect it to happen again some time in the future. Whether that is tomorrow or 5 years from now, there is no way to know. Just that once you have one it means that another is much more likel...
by CrapSammich
Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:14 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: WR3ZTLING
Replies: 177
Views: 71904

Re: WR3ZTLING

Cool, let me know if you see it out. Yes, please do. '80s pro-wrestling was awesome--Bless my stepfather's heart for indulging me and taking me to the stage door at Kiel Auditorium to see Kerry (and his ginormous tacky Texas-shaped ring) in person. That family is a whole pile of sad. I was sorry to...
by CrapSammich
Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:53 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..
Replies: 82
Views: 11392

Re: So my Mom was in the Maryland Mall shooting thing..

She's babysitting my niece. I get a text. We're still on god damn lockdown. Pissed I don't have a gun in this diaper bag. SWAT made us run really fast. I need to include sprints in my training. What's up with you guys? I hope your mother learns from the consequences of the bad judgment that took he...
by CrapSammich
Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:38 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: My pup had a stroke
Replies: 37
Views: 5770

Re: My pup had a stroke

She also said that as long as she is able to eat, drink, and go to the bathroom on her own then it really comes down to what we are willing to put up with since she's still happy and here. On that note, she seems good and we are hopeful. Good luck--here's hoping she has years' worth of happiness le...
by CrapSammich
Wed Jan 22, 2014 12:14 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12023612

Re: The couch thread

The car comparison is especially weak. For starters we tend to drive places because we have to. Secondly, safety is integral to driving. At no point when I learned to drive did my instructor say he accepted 20% slop for the sake of time or distance. It's beyond retarded. You must not live in the So...
by CrapSammich
Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:46 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Ruination of cash money
Replies: 0
Views: 2890

Ruination of cash money

Because there weren't already ENOUGH reasons to demonize jeggings and skinny jeans? http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/12/16/how-tight-jeans-almost-ruined-americas-money/ Since American money was consolidated into a single system of currency in the late 1800s, U.S. dollars have bee...
by CrapSammich
Sat Nov 30, 2013 3:17 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: So, what's on the Thanksgiving menu?
Replies: 33
Views: 5930

Re: So, what's on the Thanksgiving menu?

Abandoned by Wolves wrote:Normally I can appreciate a good green salad, but for Thanksgiving? Fuck that.
You don't win friends with salad.
by CrapSammich
Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:26 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: So, what's on the Thanksgiving menu?
Replies: 33
Views: 5930

Re: So, what's on the Thanksgiving menu?

Bud Charniga's gaping asshole wrote:Christian babies.
Stuffed or fried?
by CrapSammich
Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:25 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Right now I'm drinking
Replies: 736
Views: 239265

Re: Right now I'm drinking

Shapecharge wrote:Looking forward to giving this a try…a gift for a buddy.
"Gingerbread finished," huh? Their plain old small batch bourbon is one of my favorites--if your buddy shares, post review, please.
by CrapSammich
Wed Nov 20, 2013 7:51 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Naturopaths/Thyroid Problems/My Idiot Sister
Replies: 29
Views: 5639

Re: Naturopaths/Thyroid Problems/My Idiot Sister

How fast can the naturopath peel garlic? I bet not as fast as Saveur, which was pretty impressive: http://www.thekitchn.com/smart-tip-peel-an-entire-head-157145 (Edit--Damn: NOW I see that seeahill already beat me to this one.) On a less unrelated note, sorry Jezzy, here's hoping your sister . . . ...
by CrapSammich
Sat Nov 16, 2013 5:42 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: I'm a shitty mom
Replies: 35
Views: 8683

Re: I'm a shitty mom

But do you or do you not have thick thighs? They're not perfect, but who wants physical perfection? I have personality. Don't forget the "pretty face." I'd have cooked them myself, for sure. My daughter is about a hundred times more responsible and mature than I am, and shamed me out of i...
by CrapSammich
Sat Nov 16, 2013 5:34 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The Holidays
Replies: 18
Views: 5103

Re: The Holidays

Frank Costanza got it right with Festivus: Airing of the Grievances and Feats of Strength.
by CrapSammich
Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:17 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Happy Birthday Smet
Replies: 24
Views: 4363

Re: Happy Birthday Smet

Something tells me your birthday cakes are always spectacular. Have a good one.
by CrapSammich
Sat Nov 02, 2013 5:42 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Happy birthday, syaigh!
Replies: 31
Views: 5977

Re: Happy birthday, syaigh!

Throw some stuff (or don't) and rest. If you can do that surrounded by small humans.
by CrapSammich
Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:40 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Will?
Replies: 53
Views: 8076

Re: Will?

Blaidd Drwg wrote:CrossFit. Bottom Line? You're gonna get fucked.
Wasn't this a Reebok ad campaign?
by CrapSammich
Sat Oct 12, 2013 4:22 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12023612

Re: The couch thread

Older New Orleans residents rushing to @Fit gyms. . . . What could possibly go wrong? http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304500404579129521880382800 He's just Sean at the box. That's the idea. That's one of the things that Sean Payton loves about @Fit. He's another guy doing Burpees...
by CrapSammich
Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:53 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The furlough and your beer.
Replies: 1
Views: 859

The furlough and your beer.

Democrats? Republicans? Nay--Bud Light lobbyists are clearly behind this shut down. "But the shutdown has closed an obscure agency that quietly approves new breweries, recipes and labels, which could create huge delays throughout the rapidly growing craft industry, whose customers expect a cons...
by CrapSammich
Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:36 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: ***
Replies: 2
Views: 914

Re: ***

Not as long as you're taking a wide stance.