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The Shafpocalypse wrote:Caption:

"....and the titties must be this shape AND size..."

This world is filled with dipshits who need to belong to something. The kool aid cult is nothing but a big, fucked up, incest driven family. Couch sits back and cashes in while the incest slowly turns Fran times to Tran times. That fake gimp, drunk ass, never did shit, gin drinking fool doesn't give...

What affiliate does Carl work at. We need some more picture fodder and also stupid shit to make fun of.

http://www.crossfitnb.com/

Look at the bottom of that page. Holy shit. He done lost his fucking marbles too.

What really creeps me out are all the self photos. WTF? I knew a chick like this years back. I went back to her apartment and her walls were filled with pictures of herself that she had professionly done. Who does that? What's even worse is the pathetic fuck who is taking these pictures. Who the fu...

I don't know what is worse. A grown man lifting plywood plates or a weak little fuck stacking the bar with baby bumper plates to make himself feel big and strong.

What Couch said: I don't know a lot about the military...blahblahblah...but what I do know a lot about is human performance. What he should've said: I don't know a lot about the military...blahblahblah...but what I do know a lot about is John Jesse's Wrestling Physical Conditioning book. =D>

I'm surprised no one has touched on the Jason MacDonald massacre last week. He's the poster child anytime someone asks what UFC fighters use CrossFuck. He seems like a nice person, but when you affiliate yourself with CrossFuck, it's open season. He fought Wilson Gouveia last week and got knocked th...

To be fair, being able to bust out a fran quickly says you can 1. Do pull ups 2. Do overhead shit. Light overhead shit, but 95# is more than I see most people doing that kind of shit with. In theory, but they left theory behind years ago. They do everything but pull-ups. They don’t care about pull-...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtA5weQOML8[/youtube]

Look at these fucks.

Who gives a fuck about Fran? What does lifting a 95 barbell have to do with anything? Couch knocks NFL players and their coaches and then brags about his cult lifting a 95 pound barbell. Fuck Fran and fuck the CrossFuck Games.

Put some real weight on the bar or shut the fuck up.

I wish I hadn't clicked on that cunt's link. Just looking at her old dildo lover boy makes me want to perform random acts of violence. I cannot control the rage.

Reliving some of CrossFuck's famous quotes

I was the original CrossFitter and I can, at 49, still outperform more CrossFitters than not.

I wonder if he's still outperforming everyone in rehab?

Poliquin's criticisms were weak initially. Not as weak as Boyle's, but weak. These seem a bit better thought out and echo criticisms that were made years ago by guys like Rant and myself. Note that he's moved away from the really denigratory tone in previous pieces. Of course, it doesn't impact the...

This doesn't add up. Several decades? What was he the towel boy? He's obviously boiled as an owl again. Of course it doesn't add up. He is, and always will be, full of shit. He claims to have started coaching gymnastics in 1974. That would mean he worked at Gold's Gym all the way through the 1990's...

Faggotry linked from the @ssFit forum today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p7jK3epYzQ Some blurring of gender lines as expected. What the fuck? That video may be responsible for me killing someone. I cannot control the rage. Jake Patrick, who assigned you chief of the pumpkin police? I'll beat yo...

Is that the same Waterbury fucktard who was called out on mma.tv?

This one? http://www.bestwebbuys.com/Wrestling_Ph ... c=b-search Yes, Wrestling Physical Conditioning Encyclopedia is the name. You may be able to find it at a library. Crossfit is a shitty copy of Jesse. Glassdick thought he was in the clear when the book went out of print, but there are still som...

It's hilarious, but nobody has EVER gotten "strong as hell" on Crossfit. They've gotten stronger, more fit, and good at pull ups, but "strong as hell"? That's why they brought Rip in. That is what cracks me up the most. Glassdick runs his mouth in 2003 about developing 700 pound...

What makes me curious is the ex-gymnast stuff - claims: "My first training job was in 1974 as a gymnastics coach at the Pasadena, California Y.W.C.A. I was an 18-year-old college student. ". Also claims that the limp is an 'old rings injury'. What he doesn't tell anyone is that back in 19...

Herv100 wrote:Nice work, 200

Agreed.

I now look forward to the Institute's rendition.

Rant wrote:

Shapecharge wrote:Time to get back on the clock shitstains...check this shit out:

http://www.charlespoliquin.com/index.ph ... emid=10029

LOL! The article got pulled.

Where are the Google masters who can cache that shit here!

The official explanation is that it is a “gymnastics’ injury”.

Which is a complete joke. I know his past and couch was everything but a gymnast. He never did shit and he doesn't know shit. That's a fact and he damn well knows it.

CrossFit can't create studs, so it recruits them.

I've given him a forum to do so and his response was like that of a drunken nine year old.

Only Glassdick would actually know the response of a drunken nine year old.

That doesn't count since it's the same shit since he rips it off. It has to be better. He didn't even do a good job at ripping it off. Jesse was a good wrestling coach. He actually produced good athletes. He had some rhyme to his reason. CrossFuck does not. They don't produce anything, other than w...