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Percy Cerutty is a fucking legend, and was everything Glassdick will never be. He was Australian though, not Irish. A great example though of past generations that were light years ahead of CrossFuck.

Why don't you buy this and find out, you fucking idiot. http://www.superstrengthbooks.com/john_jesse.html The best part about this book is that old Couch tried to copy Jesse, but didn't even do a very good job. Look at the publish date from Jesse's book. It was published in 1974. Glassdick started ...

This entire situation highlights how pathetic CrossFuck is as a whole. From the bitch who cheats on her husband, to the pencil dick surfer dude who then fucks the brainless set of tits, to the entire CrossFuck community who goes on the offensive towards all of these pathetic fucks. Old Couch should ...

This bitch has lost whatever mind she had before she zoned out in cultfitorama. Someone needs to slap a dick in her face to knock some sense into that empty head of hers.

The bitch will give new meaning to a workout burn.

Trouble is it's just AlliNYC's same rack over and over again and that sweet little cooze is going to be the straw that broke @fit.... watch and learn.....the wheels are coming off the bus.. It's the same old thing, sex, booze adn performance enhancing drugs that are going to bring down this fledgli...

Shit. My wife has her masters in Health and PE. She hasn't paid her CF dues for teaching kids gym class. She may be facing a full blown CF execution. CrossShit does not believe in education. The only education accepted at CF are thousand dollar certifications. Your wife may be out of a job. She may...

Didn't you know? Couch invented the squat, the deatlift, the press and all variations there of. He also invented gymnastics, Olympic weightlifting, and kettlebells. And top it off he had the stroke of genious to invent working out hard. Did he invent gym class as well? I'm pretty sure he was the fi...

Reading x-fit gossip is sick. And then reading the comments at the blog of the dumped girl is sicker. Then, that link about the guy still using x-fit and not reupping, way too many veiled and unveiled threats. Glasshole encouraging the skinny boys to be "vigilant". I love this thread. And...

At 175, a 220 pound bench is pretty pathetic. Maybe X-shit considers functional strength to be scaled. If someone is drowning in a flood, how do they scale the weight when they pick them up to safety? Cut off an arm or two? If someone's drowning in a flood, WTF good is a high bench press going to d...

Brandon, your CV just demonstrates that crossfit makes you mediocre at everything and good at nothing. none of your lifts are good enough for your height, your run times are pretty slow, and your rower times are possibly approaching average. That's X-Shit in a nutshell. Good at nothing, suck at man...

The x-fit morons confuse method with results. That's, why they have to make up a competition, amongst themselves, to create "achievement", which they cannot perform in other sport.

That is the best description I've seen yet. Stamp that on a t-shirt and I'll place the first order.

ledfist wrote: http://crossfitnyc.com/2008/08/mon-aug-4.html xfit vs Olympian discussion. These discussions have been going on for years and follow the same pattern. Its reason 3,543 for why everyone hates @fit. Look at that shit now. They get called out on their own site, and the whole group comes...

And, of course we have the completely utter bullshit 750# DL statement's origins. Seriously, if @F did this, then I would be on it so fucking fast, because I struggle to 5-10# on my deadlift a year. This is what cracks me up. Has anyone ever pulled 750 from the Cross Shit brigade? Anyone? The puppe...

They honestly think this shit makes them cool, a cut above the rest . This is what annoys the fuck out of me. If you want to be a dumb ass, go for it. But don't be a dumb ass and actually think that you are some elite mother fucker for throwing around baby weights in the sand. This has to be the du...

oskars_left_nut wrote:Yeah, I never really understand why people feel the need to write letters of resignation on internet fitness forums.

Unless you're going to bitch everyone out and go down in flames, why not just leave??

It's called having no fucking life.

Its GPP to excess. That's it, no more. It's comical that the CF nut lickers don't see this. In one interview, Couch says, We can take you from a 200 pound max deadlift to a 500-750 pound max deadlift in two years while only pulling max singles four or five times a year Here's the link http://www.po...

I've never been around more elite athletes in my life. These comments highlight the ignorance of the Cross Shit clan. How the fuck did a modified gym class workout become confused with a group of elite athletes? How does a group who can't make it in any real sports, who therefore try to become dece...

http://www.crossfitsantacruzcentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/img_4305.jpg Here are some more "elite" byproducts of couch's magic. My son's 8th great football team would tear these mother fuckers apart. The only air squat worthy of attention is sitting my ass on the throne and shitti...

Here is what the Cross Shit Games site says: "Our workouts are competitive events." "The strength and value of CrossFit lies entirely within our dominance of other athletes. This is a truth divined through competition, not debate.” What the fuck is he talking about? Who the fuck have ...