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by Botototo
Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:13 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

Speed is weird because of the actual definition Dynamax uses, which is how fast you can repeatedly cycle the same movement (versus how fast you can change between different movements, which is agility). It's a nice formal definition but I dunno how you test it in a way that has meaningful carryover....
by Botototo
Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:51 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

Apropos of that, a friend and I actually did some tinkering to develop a suite of tests based around a modified version of Dynamax's 10 physical skills. (Because the answer to "wtf does 'fitness' mean?" should not be "work capacity!") For various reasons we ended up with: Metabol...
by Botototo
Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:37 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

The rips are mostly caused by kipping pullups, and perhaps occasionally deadlifts.
by Botototo
Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:38 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

Oh yeah, Kelly Starrett apparently has no fucking idea about the realities of heavy strength athletes, with his lame and cherry picked rant against ibuprofen in one of his latest blog posts. KStar falls into the "don't necessarily agree with everything he says, but definitely a smart dude"...
by Botototo
Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:45 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=47185 I had the honer of meeting the coach at Crossfit by Overload. He is by far the most down to earth person I ever meet. He is a skeptic yet open mined. He is humble yet proud of his achievements and contribution to fitness industry. This man took the ti...
by Botototo
Sun May 31, 2009 8:55 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

Doc.jpg @Fit! we work out so hard we need medical attention after! Thank god for RRG! Or did we not make it? marco I hear you about the beatins. You read these messages like "I wanted to tell the guy doing shrugs in the squat rack to fucking move so I could do push press 75lbs" Insread he...
by Botototo
Fri May 22, 2009 9:02 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

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Seriously, what the fuck? Those are poarts of the original wall for fuck's sake. Who the fuck does handstands on that? In public? I mean, if those are, where they think they are, it's pretty much in one of the most crowded places in Berlin. Charmingly, it looks like he also scrambled up to the hand...
by Botototo
Thu May 21, 2009 12:36 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

What was it that guy in the vid up there did? How many reps and in what time? I'll beat it, give a shout-out to IGx, and post it on YouTube. It's Grace. 30 reps of 135lb clean and jerks for time. No specific form is specified for the cleans or jerks -- it's considered "ground to overhead anyho...
by Botototo
Tue May 19, 2009 7:07 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

There are so many things wrong with this kind of attitude towards healing. I actually like a lot of the shit that Cultfit Oneworld does but fuck you are going at your own liver with teeth and finger nails taking this man NSAIDs when you are "tore up." Rather than treating the pain why not...
by Botototo
Sun May 17, 2009 3:26 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

Check out the clones running at 1:00 here (about halfway). http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... ontosh.mov

That is seriously scary.
by Botototo
Mon May 11, 2009 7:16 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

Yeah, Greg E's new place is great. Worth a visit, he's doing open workouts most Saturdays.
by Botototo
Fri May 08, 2009 9:59 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

These things are caused by eating animal foods and salt. Fruits, vegetables, whole grains, nuts and seeds have no salt. Actually man adds salt to food to make you fat and sick so you will spend lots of money on foods and medications. If people like you change to a mostly plant foods diet that is no...
by Botototo
Sat May 02, 2009 10:03 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

Patrick, you and BOto both remind me of this Houseman poem... When first my way to fair I took Few pence in purse had I, And long I used to stand and look At things I could not buy. Now times are altered: if I care To buy a thing, I can; The pence are here and here's the fair. But where's the lost ...
by Botototo
Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:33 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

The message board hasn't changed a bit. Predictably, as soon as attack dog #1, Dale Saran, needs a break, Barry Cooper arrives late to the party to muck things up, arguing about God knows what and proclaiming victory when his posts are ignored. I have an almost infinite amount of rage for Barry Coo...
by Botototo
Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:46 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

Using the SDHP as a teaching progression for the clean is like using getting shot as a teaching progression for self defense.
by Botototo
Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:33 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

Fuck the stupid fucking sumo high pull.

Hey, more early arm bend, now THAT'S what CF really needs! #-o
by Botototo
Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:26 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

Chew scrote.
by Botototo
Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:45 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

PM walks an interesting line in that it's largely made up of people who left the CF community for one reason or another, yet its parent company still has ties to CF and can't burn its bridges for practical and financial reasons. So the majority of the regulars there can probably be implicitly unders...
by Botototo
Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:38 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

2. Oto has a website? What is it's name, how ghey is it and is Kurt J. Wilkens an affiliate. Any discriminatory name calling I forgot to add? It's just a convenient goddamned way of organizing GPP training that I put together, not a Rival Camp. Asking for its bona fides is fucking nonsensical. I li...
by Botototo
Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:14 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

I'm trying to decide how to answer this. My previous method in that thread was to simply ignore the bullshit attacks and answer any legitimate points, but I have the feeling that once I boil off the ad hominem here there's not going to be anything left. I'll give it some thought.
by Botototo
Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:16 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

A 700 pound deadlift is not something that just happens, no matter how much of a natural lifter you are. Actually, Glenn Pendlay told a pretty crazy story in that thread about exactly this. Apparently Gary Heisey pulled 700 basically the first time he ever touched a barbell. That's the closest thin...
by Botototo
Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:04 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

nafod wrote:
Brandon Oto wrote:I've put up a monetary reward for anyone who can substantiate the 750 DL claim.
It was already done by some physical freak specimen. I should have took your money.
Who?
by Botototo
Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:08 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

I've put up a monetary reward for anyone who can substantiate the 750 DL claim. Thought I'd mention it here in case any of the IGXers happen to be in touch with some magically strong CF dude, or anyone who might know one, or anyone who might know someone who might... etc.
by Botototo
Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:13 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

Wait, is Crossfit still using the Dynamax definition of fitness, or is fitness now defined by ''work capacity across broad time and modal domains''? As far as I can tell, the former is still around, but the latter rules the coop -- which is pretty clear based on their workouts. I hate that shit. Th...
by Botototo
Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:13 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12064563

Re: The couch thread

Yes, but this was most interesting: My claims about hypertrophy are based on several decades of working in Gold’s Gyms throughout California, including the “Mecca of Bodybuilding" and comparing physiques of natural, “natural”, and steroidal bodybuilders to gymnasts and CrossFitters. That I’d h...