Search found 235 matches

by Hank Scorpio
Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:01 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12026927

Re: The couch thread

GinMasta It's the North Carolina former Crossfit now known as Forge Fitness. The same place where that video beatdown of that street tough happened. I heard about it too through the grapevine. Glassman claimed that the affiliate only had an exclusivity for 1 year. I don't know the dynamics behind M...
by Hank Scorpio
Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:55 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.
Replies: 596
Views: 376184

Re: I seriously want to fuck Katy Perry.

So standing side by side, you top out about nipple level at best?
by Hank Scorpio
Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:09 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Post a random picture
Replies: 7495
Views: 2224388

Re: Post a random picture

Image
by Hank Scorpio
Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:17 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12026927

Re: The couch thread

How did you knobs miss this: http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/AgainFaster_NE_Serious7.wmv The best is how the guy at the start is bragging about creating something awesome, how proud he is, and then you discover it is high rep heavy weightlifting in a fatigued state with dumb rules (hands stay on...
by Hank Scorpio
Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:41 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12026927

Re: The couch thread

I'm guessing 3 by 10kg each side. You know how they like to swell what's on the pin with ridiculously thick training bumpers.
by Hank Scorpio
Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:29 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12026927

Re: The couch thread

Yeah, I don't even know where to start with that. He walked to that bar like he'd been roofied.
by Hank Scorpio
Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:34 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Right now I'm drinking
Replies: 736
Views: 239465

Re: Right now I'm drinking

A mojito...


In St. Thomas bichos! Suck it!
by Hank Scorpio
Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:40 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Post a random picture
Replies: 7495
Views: 2224388

Re: Post a random picture

New, less gay avatar for Mick Oneil:

Image
by Hank Scorpio
Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:23 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Post a random picture
Replies: 7495
Views: 2224388

Re: Post a random picture

Sub-Zero wrote:Any of you sick fucks know where this is?
Image


That's fucking Ann Arbor. I actually relocated one of those signs some time ago.
by Hank Scorpio
Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:46 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12026927

Re: The couch thread

Crossfit Gaymes is like the old middle school Field Day, replete with ribbons for trying hard, because we're all winners. They just replaced the three-legged race with a 95# bar.
by Hank Scorpio
Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:04 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Right now I'm drinking
Replies: 736
Views: 239465

Re: Right now I'm drinking

Is it worth spending the cash to get one of those? I am less well equipped, having only those little wooden fold outs.
by Hank Scorpio
Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:59 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Right now I'm drinking
Replies: 736
Views: 239465

Re: Right now I'm drinking

It is indeed the most amazing achievement in the history of ceramics. About to get some massive filets going. Pairs with pretty nicely with the smoke-grilled Steelhead I just took off the... Big Green Egg I bought before Shape got his for Father's Day. Et tu, Brute? How was I to know of the existenc...
by Hank Scorpio
Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:44 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Right now I'm drinking
Replies: 736
Views: 239465

Re: Right now I'm drinking

That's a very nice gin.
by Hank Scorpio
Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:54 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Right now I'm drinking
Replies: 736
Views: 239465

Re: Right now I'm drinking

Indeed, I could have been so primal...
by Hank Scorpio
Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:40 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Right now I'm drinking
Replies: 736
Views: 239465

Re: Right now I'm drinking

Hard to say, I don't really have a frame of reference since my mom passed away before she had kids.
by Hank Scorpio
Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:32 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Right now I'm drinking
Replies: 736
Views: 239465

Re: Right now I'm drinking

Pairs with pretty nicely with the smoke-grilled Steelhead I just took off the...






Big Green Egg I bought before Shape got his for Father's Day.
by Hank Scorpio
Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:12 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Right now I'm drinking
Replies: 736
Views: 239465

Re: Right now I'm drinking

Storm King Imperial Stout here.

Image
by Hank Scorpio
Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:50 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12026927

Re: The couch thread

Rant wrote:Super Douche!
Image
That scrawny manfucker must have the biggest nose IN THE WORLD.
by Hank Scorpio
Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:24 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12026927

Re: The couch thread

Are we at 700 pages yet?
by Hank Scorpio
Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:39 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12026927

Re: The couch thread

The xfit girls must give the world's most brutal handjobs.
by Hank Scorpio
Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:06 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12026927

Re: The couch thread

There's a shitload of these vids and they're pretty fucking funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHcUEqtF ... re=related
by Hank Scorpio
Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:31 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12026927

Re: The couch thread

The weights are based on an arbitrary "average" adult male. If you're bigger and stronger than average, the weight will be easy but the bodyweight movements will be tougher. If you're smaller than average, the weights will be tougher. *shrug* That's life. [/quote] Hey Fish, what's up? Fuc...
by Hank Scorpio
Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:38 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12026927

Re: The couch thread

So I haven't finished the article yet, but I love that the author found this philosophy somehow illogical, and also came up with an awesome unpronouncable acronym: The Gym Jones training manual defines fitness as “the ability to do a task.” That’s it. And it’s pretty simple when compared to “increas...
by Hank Scorpio
Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:16 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12026927

Re: The couch thread

Krossfit Manfucker!

Kurt J Wilkens, MAsster Trainer.