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by CrapSammich
Wed Aug 28, 2013 9:42 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12024914

Re: The couch thread

Public service announcement:
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by CrapSammich
Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:17 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: IGX keep me running fund 2013-2014.
Replies: 107
Views: 24248

Re: IGX keep me running fund 2013-2014.

Done.
by CrapSammich
Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:25 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: welcome to my brain
Replies: 9
Views: 1905

Re: welcome to my brain

Academic word play = tedium. Jacques Derrida, Ferdinand de Saussure, Judith Butler. Drive an icepick through my eyeball and be done with it already.
by CrapSammich
Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:55 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Shaf's street cred
Replies: 36
Views: 6879

Re: Shaf's street cred

Is strong! 20 most dangerous neighborhoods in the US: http://likes.com/misc/the-20-most-dangerous-neighborhoods-in-america?pid=118278&utm_source=mylikes&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=ml&utm_term=26594756 Saginaw and Houston represent. Statistically though Shaf is MOVIN' ON UP. #20 Nor...
by CrapSammich
Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:56 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12024914

Re: The couch thread

ledfistaco wrote:Odd promoted tweet advert
Not everyone knows how to kip finances without training.
by CrapSammich
Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:06 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Right now I'm drinking
Replies: 736
Views: 239350

Re: Right now I'm drinking

Find out if you like peat, pick up a bottle of Ardbeg or Laphroaig and pour a few glasses (both are reasonably priced single malts). The campfire band aid may be offputting at first, like a super-hoppy beer, buy after a few days you may find yourself craving that taste. Masters of Malt also does sa...
by CrapSammich
Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:50 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Shaf + Rugby
Replies: 7
Views: 2371

Re: Shaf + Rugby

My last 10 minutes in the office just got WAY funnier.
by CrapSammich
Fri Jul 19, 2013 3:03 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: What's With Lesbians Who Get Involved With Masculine Women?
Replies: 67
Views: 20216

Re: What's With Lesbians Who Get Involved With Masculine Wom

Those pussified metrosexuals are getting more ass than a porta-potty seat at a Jimmy Buffet concert (ever seen pictures of all the MILF's at a Justin Bieber show?) and I legit think its because that non-threatening vibe gets them an ultimate IN. And of course, bull dykes make more money than men. N...
by CrapSammich
Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:09 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The nerve of that Doctor
Replies: 8
Views: 1913

Re: The nerve of that Doctor

syaigh wrote:I wouldn't call it a ghetto booty, I call it a princess booty. Just wants to be pretty, not do any work, and take all the credit.
Copyright that before Disney does. Or the AMA.
by CrapSammich
Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:40 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Introduction
Replies: 41
Views: 10125

Re: Introduction

I hope you and your entire family get mauled to death by a roaming pack of rabid wombats. Fuck you. Welcome, Jon. Grab one of those wombats for a decoy on your IGx camping trip. http://inhabitat.com/amazing-natural-packaging-the-wombats-reinforced-rump/ If you're into marsupials (and who isn't?), m...
by CrapSammich
Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:15 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: For FatCat
Replies: 411
Views: 119927

Re: For FatCat

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by CrapSammich
Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:31 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Right now I'm drinking
Replies: 736
Views: 239350

Re: Right now I'm drinking

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by CrapSammich
Fri May 31, 2013 1:39 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: ESPN's shout-out to WGM
Replies: 7
Views: 2342

ESPN's shout-out to WGM

Not overt or anything, but the intent was clear.

Last night's Scripps National Spelling Bee: "Singerie."
by CrapSammich
Tue May 28, 2013 8:27 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: More Kaznip
Replies: 5
Views: 1635

Re: More Kaznip

The substitute teacher skit and the zombie skit. . . . Classics.
by CrapSammich
Fri May 17, 2013 8:30 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35142
Views: 12024914

Re: The couch thread

<sigh> Manorexia, Achilles tears, and shoulder injuries oughta wipe out the bounty scandal memories. http://www.nola.com/saints/index.ssf/2013/05/sean_payton_brought_back_high-.html For those who figured Sean Payton would make the most of his season-long suspension by coming up with several new inno...
by CrapSammich
Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:51 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: BOOBIES!
Replies: 7
Views: 2444

Re: BOOBIES!

WildGorillaMan wrote:Let us celebrate them!

Image
You may find the same artist's bench pressing turnips and beer swilling potatoes amusing: http://www.sebergman.com/406736/vegetables/
by CrapSammich
Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:54 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Savagely attacked by the Whole9 crowd on Facebook
Replies: 70
Views: 13635

Re: Savagely attacked by the Whole9 crowd on Facebook

WildGorillaMan wrote: From what I've observed, "Going Paleo" involves three distinct forms of worship: . . .
And of course, the tithing and the hairshirt. A challenge just isn't a challenge without a registration fee and a t-shirt.
by CrapSammich
Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:09 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Are snowmen offensive?
Replies: 27
Views: 7129

Re: Are snowmen offensive?

syaigh wrote:You should wear this to the party:

Image
Stylish!

Ordering this one in XXXS:
by CrapSammich
Fri Dec 14, 2012 6:47 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Truth stranger than fiction; the Beiber castration plot
Replies: 12
Views: 3226

Re: Truth stranger than fiction; the Beiber castration plot

Fat Cat wrote:If it's a job worth doing, it's worth doing right.
If it's a job worth doing, it's probably worth doing wrong, too. But I think I stole that from William Burroughs.
by CrapSammich
Fri Dec 14, 2012 6:43 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Are snowmen offensive?
Replies: 27
Views: 7129

Are snowmen offensive?

So there's the requisite annoying Christmas party in my (secular) office. Word on the skreet is that snowmen decorations can't be used because they're "offensive." All questions aside of the appropriateness of religious holiday celebrations in secular offices and consumerist waste on tacky...
by CrapSammich
Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:19 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Grumpy Cat
Replies: 29
Views: 9872

Re: Grumpy Cat

Fat Cat wrote:Image
I think I've worked for this cat.
by CrapSammich
Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:13 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: CIA: Bye bye Petraeus...
Replies: 110
Views: 24192

Re: CIA: Bye bye Petraeus...

syaigh wrote:So, two women, two generals, and an FBI agent. Its a love pentagon. :)
Huh. Stephen Colbert, stealing Pentagon jokes from syaigh: http://gothamist.com/2012/11/16/video_s ... down_b.php
by CrapSammich
Thu Nov 15, 2012 7:40 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Next time you're in New York
Replies: 19
Views: 3739

Re: Next time you're in New York

I ate at one of Emeril Lagasse's restaurants in New Orleans and it was honestly just alright. I had several dinners in other local establishments that were heartbreakingly delicious in that same trip. A Parkway Bakery surf & turf po-boy and sweet potato fries will make you weep tears of joy. ht...
by CrapSammich
Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:43 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: Dylna's wife love's ASEA
Replies: 4
Views: 1549

Re: Dylna's wife love's ASEA

Turdacious wrote: Too bad that tinfoil hats are not on the approved prescription list.
My insurance only covers generic. Reynold's Wrap isn't on the formulary.