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Cultfit should thank their lucky stars the plaintiff isn't a middle-aged housewife, mom of 2, with no prior athletic training, who was driven into the red by a cultfit certified trainer at a cultfit affiliate location.

From their website: Navy Wrestler Makimba Mimms claims permanent disability after kid's workout Nice. Except, if the workouts are scalable, he wasn't doing a "kid's" workout. And if the workouts aren't scalable, then cultfit has an even bigger problem. Additionally, if "cultfit-certif...

that's one creepy fuckin doll with no legs and the Clockwork Orange eyelashes

"Let's see...elite fitness thing...crossfit Level 1 certification....$1000 bucks a pop...8 hapless sheep...carry the one....well fuck me if that won't buy me a new Kia Sorento!"

THAT goofy bastard is the infamous Couch?? The feckless leader of the cultfit horde of mediocrity??

That's almost as good as the pictures nex to the "Forging Elite Fitness" banner on the cultfitnyc board: