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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:00 pm 
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I HAVE A BEEHIVE IN THE WALL


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:04 pm 
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And bats in the belfry.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:04 pm 
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Is that where you keep your wrestling shoes?

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Coincidentally, CP's vagina both looks and feels like a hornet's nest, but it smells like Perth Amboy New Jersey at low tide. Get it?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:16 pm 
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actually they were coming into my room through the closet where I have like 8 pairs.

I caulked up that gap and tonite when they sleep ...something is to be done.

I think they are honey bees.


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Coincidentally, CP's vagina both looks and feels like a hornet's nest, but it smells like Perth Amboy New Jersey at low tide. Get it?
G got himself a little crush.

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Coincidentally, CP's vagina both looks and feels like a hornet's nest, but it smells like Perth Amboy New Jersey at low tide. Get it?
remember please: " always a kind word"


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CRUSADER YOUR AVATAR IS MADDENING. PLEASE CHANGE.

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Coincidentally, CP's vagina both looks and feels like a hornet's nest, but it smells like Perth Amboy New Jersey at low tide. Get it?
G got himself a little crush.
Currently requires female companionship, but lacks a smooth line.


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CRUSADER YOUR AVATAR IS MADDENING. PLEASE CHANGE.
MUST ...KEEP...HACKING!!!!!!!! AAARRGGHHHH!


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SIMMER DOWN.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:48 pm 
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I HAVE A BEEHIVE IN THE WALL
Get professional help. Talkin bout the bees.


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I am thinkin about drillin 1/4" holes in the drywall where the buzzin is loudest and spraying the wasp killer via a 1/4 tube.

after they die i need to caulk up the entry they made under the roof outside.

they sleep at night.


I am a do it your selfer.. I love honey and bees but not in my house...like 4 or 5 at a time every few minutes were coming inside the house!


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There's something about pestilence in the Bible. Maybe it's time to reconsider your blasphemy.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:13 am 
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Just burn the house down, that'll work great I'm sure. You can say a prayer if you want....You know for the bees souls.
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You know If iI am on here posting about it it is serious.


just another part of the " fiery trial"

I think that there may be honey and wax left in the wall after I am done...and poison.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:24 am 
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You know If iI am on here posting about it it is serious.
What do you think about the Hare Krishna cult and the fact that they ass-raped every 3-year old boy entrusted to their care for 20 years?

Further, if a fellow made 15,000 posts here, what would be an acceptable percentage of them that contained the phrase 'LOL'?

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You know If iI am on here posting about it it is serious.
Well then you need to contact the Pro bug killer of IG, that'd be Jack a roo. He probably have some good advice for ya.

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Coincidentally, CP's vagina both looks and feels like a hornet's nest, but it smells like Perth Amboy New Jersey at low tide. Get it?
G got himself a little crush.
Currently requires female companionship, but lacks a smooth line.
Wrong on both counts. :)

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You know If iI am on here posting about it it is serious.
What do you think about the Hare Krishna cult and the fact that they ass-raped every 3-year old boy entrusted to their care for 20 years?

Further, if a fellow made 15,000 posts here, what would be an acceptable percentage of them that contained the phrase 'LOL'?
i WAS NOT AWARE OF THAT , SIMILAR BEHAVIOR TO THAT WHORE...YOU KNOW WHO.

lol is not a toughguy response , definitely suspect.

maybe Jack will reply to this thread , I will have an after action report tommorow if I am still alive....


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:03 am 
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Are you sure they're honeybees? Have them sting you, and if they can do it more than once each, they're not. If you destroy a hive of honeybees, God is going to kick your ass. Honeybees are having a hard time of it already.

If they're huge and black (@ masturbates furiously) then they're probably carpenter bees. Scan one and let us see.

GDG!

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http://www.fcps.edu/islandcreekes/ecolo ... psants.htm

I used this site's info to id them. they have no hair on the abdomen or lower part/ the torso or thorax does have some hair. they are yellow/orange with black stripes.

so that seems to indicate the honey bee.

I know I feel bad about it. I am a honey freak and I go through about 16 lbs of raw honey every 2 weeks.

None of em have stung me and there are like 40 or 50 of em dead already just from getting inside.

I love em but not in my house!

they keep coming inside so they gotta go.

I cant do scans


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Are they attracted to the rotting flesh of the dead hooker in your basement? If so, they're more likely a wasp of some sort.


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honey bees use the same hive they dont die off or abandon it like other bee species.

If I dont kill themm off they will just make a huuuge hive 60K bees all over

NO.

I am glad for paranoia..it works.

I was taking a dump and thought I oughta get off the seat and check...sure enough there was a bee in the bowl on the side!

no shit!


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Jack,

I got some ants bad, I'll do the crush test and get back to you, killer.

Seriously, this is some interesting shit.


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