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Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by Crust Bucket » Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:17 am

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If you wear a thong or are a big sensitive sack you may wish to not look.
If you're curious, see if you can find his jeans.

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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by Gene » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:27 am

I wonder why he's not bleeding out.

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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by Beer Jew » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:29 am

Presumably the heat from the blast cauterized the wounds.

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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by SAR » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:51 pm

Beer Jew wrote:Presumably the heat from the blast cauterized the wounds.
I can see why you have a short lived career as a medic.
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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by Beer Jew » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:06 pm

So why was he not bleeding out then? Seriously- it was just a guess. I'd be interested to know.

And I was never a medic. I was an ambulance bitch. I had almost zero medical knowledge of any significance.

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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by Beer Jew » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:07 pm

By cauterized I just meant sealed by burning. Not cleaned or anything.

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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by Sassenach » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:18 pm

Beer Jew wrote:By cauterized I just meant sealed by burning. Not cleaned or anything.
holy fuck STOP POSTING.
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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by Sassenach » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:20 pm

He blew his pants off. EL OH EL.
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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by Beer Jew » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:12 pm

Jezebel Jones wrote:
Beer Jew wrote:By cauterized I just meant sealed by burning. Not cleaned or anything.
holy fuck STOP POSTING.
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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by The Crawdaddy » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:14 pm

Beer Jew wrote:I have almost zero knowledge of any significance.
Corrected for accuracy.
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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by Beer Jew » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:16 pm

Touché.

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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by TerryB » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:16 pm

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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by Grandpa's Spells » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:16 pm

Beer Jew wrote:Presumably the heat from the blast cauterized the wounds.
And left the rest of him unburned. Amazing. #-o

The body can shut off blood flow to the stump of a traumatic amputation. Happened to Leroy Petry (won the Medal of Honor). A grenade blew his hand off, and his first thought was surprise that it didn't really bleed.
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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by Beer Jew » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:22 pm

His legs are clearly burned. He got them blown off by a grenade. It's not unthinkable that the heat from the blast fused the skin and the open blood vessels, stemming the flow of blood. It's fairly clear from the video that he's suffered some degree of burns to the legs.

I didn't know that second part about the body shutting the flow of blood off. Thanks.

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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by Sassenach » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:28 pm

Oh for fucks sake. There are major arteries in the legs. In order to-- you know what? Nevermind.
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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by bigpeach » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:22 pm

Hopefully Palpatine can get him into a medical pod.
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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by Turdacious » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:51 pm

Beer Jew wrote:His legs are clearly burned. He got them blown off by a grenade. It's not unthinkable that the heat from the blast fused the skin and the open blood vessels, stemming the flow of blood. It's fairly clear from the video that he's suffered some degree of burns to the legs.

I didn't know that second part about the body shutting the flow of blood off. Thanks.
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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by DARTH » Thu Feb 16, 2012 1:08 am

bigpeach wrote:Hopefully Palpatine can get him into a medical pod.
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> Nice reference man, fucking Seth McFarline of IG you be.




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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by Anon » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:34 am

It's teh Tighty-Whiteys
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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by DrDonkeyLove » Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:21 am

Those pants of his held up really well. Anybody know what brand they are?
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Re: Iranian bomber FAIL!

Post by Gin Master » Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:14 am

Still safer than a CF event.

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