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But over the decades, many have discovered from personal experience that the practice can fan the sexual flames. Pelvic regions can feel more sensitive and orgasms more intense.

Science has begun to clarify the inner mechanisms. In Russia and India, scientists have measured sharp rises in testosterone — a main hormone of sexual arousal in both men and women. Czech scientists working with electroencephalographs have shown how poses can result in bursts of brainwaves indistinguishable from those of lovers. More recently, scientists at the University of British Columbia have documented how fast breathing — done in many yoga classes — can increase blood flow through the genitals. The effect was found to be strong enough to promote sexual arousal not only in healthy individuals but among those with diminished libidos.

In India, recent clinical studies have shown that men and women who take up yoga report wide improvements in their sex lives, including enhanced feelings of pleasure and satisfaction as well as emotional closeness with partners.
And some yogis are scandalous I tell you, scandalous!!!
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Scandalous is that there was nothing but pictures of dudes at the link.

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Kundalini power is pretty well acknowledged in yogic circles for more than a millennium.
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Shit, just do a class and position yourself behind a sweetie and after class you will go home to the same pussy you've benn with for years and bang her like it was the chick from class. It's called down dog in your face with the pussy lips talking to you saying "Eat me! Fuck me!"




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What are we talking about?
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Baffled,

You are hereby charged with creating a Yoga hottie thread. Pics should be NSFW when possible.


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I second the idea of a yoga hottie thread.

LOL that science and the media are discovering that yoga makes you feel sexy. I remember coming out of Bikram classes ready to screw my car's muffler tailpipe.
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High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:Baffled,

You are hereby charged with creating a Yoga hottie thread. Pics should be NSFW when possible.
Like this?
http://irongarmx.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=220563
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