Stripmall Ninja's Poetry Friday, lil poems for big thinks.

[Blaidd Drwg]

Fucker is not a friendly,
he dies,
no conversation.

[Blaidd Drwg]

Fucker never would have made it
past my living room..
45 looks like a garbage can size hole when it's pointed at you.

[Blaidd Drwg]

My Ol Lady's friends were in the habit of just walking in the house
I nicely laid down the law on that shit.
Dude, that is a good way to die.

[Blaidd Drwg]

I will pull the trigger
the front sight sweeps your chest
I wont stop untill there are 2 in your chest and one in your head.
I have a child here

[Blaidd Drwg]

I think it went beyond saving his life.
I think maybe the Lord might of cracked
Battman took over, made shit work and shut up about it.
Bates is an honorable guy.

[Sassenach]

[Blaidd Drwg]

I have a child here.........

Chilling werds

[Sassenach]

Fucker came at me
snap clavical.
green stick fracture an arm; spit on it
funky chiken dance

going for a little darth ee cummings, but phpBB isn't cooperating with my textual interpretation.

[Kazuya Mishima]

EPIC...FUCKING...THREAD!!!!!!111

[Blaidd Drwg]

damn...i was gettin to the chikin dance...nicely done.

[Blaidd Drwg]

No sweetie, fuckers got the drop on you,
you drawing….
standing static
he jacks some rounds
slim and none.
Hmmm.......
Apocalypse Juice.

[kreator]

Thread of the week.

[Blaidd Drwg]

I am looking into getting an Akita soon.
It's time
for an alarm with fangs
I am not home.
They are cute and fuzzy.

[DARTH]

If any of you ( I promised to be nice for today) want to call me Strip Mall anything please use Samurai , Redneck anything but Ninja, that's an insult to my arts linage. It's like being called Gene when you don't fuck your Mom.

BTW aint trained in a Stripmall in years.

Tomorrow is another day, I'll have some real good poetry for Jeezy J then.

Keep it up, it's pretty good and for a guy who can't spell for shit this is pretty good.

[Blaidd Drwg]

StripmallNinja touches on restroom romance....

He was stupid enough to advance
WITHOUT PERMISSION.....
towards me.
with a pistol on him
Not going to say if I would
or not.

[Turdacious]

WNAT HAIKU!

[Blaidd Drwg]

WNAT HAIKU!

Tough one...the only seasonal references are for a STROM OF PAIN,

lemme work on it.

[seeahill]

Darf is brilliant and so is this thread. Greatness!

[Blaidd Drwg]

WNAT HAIKU!

Everlast hung
Fucker like stone in winter
never hurt my hand.

[Sassenach]

be gang fucked by Vets
deserves a kick in her cunt
use them as lawn darts

[Sassenach]

WNAT HAIKU!

Everlast hung
Fucker like stone in winter
never hurt my hand.

oh teh lulz....

[Blaidd Drwg]

Getting a little steamy up in this joint with all the repressed violence and erotic tension.

[Sassenach]

This is actually very relaxing. I owe my English prof an apology...

cleanse.
via ICBMs
area population
Pussy footing ensures annihlation
FUCK THE MIDDLE EAST!

[Blaidd Drwg]

that's lovely....

Situations never folow in stone rules,
My situation?
A few undesirables
I will if you fuck with me.
I knew the kind and I know what works

Hotter than a two dollar pistol.

[Sassenach]

"Disslocattions"


Disslocattions
the bitch could slip on the down swing
shoot aples off your Bitches' head
ancient soldiers