Kia Sorrento...Don't buy one.

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Kia Sorrento...Don't buy one.

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¡Ay, caramba!

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Bullshit. She's a hysterical twit, and she didn't "try everything".
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Crust Bucket wrote:¡Ay, caramba!

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Here's a thought - turn the shiny thing that people call a key and let the car to safely slow down.
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Dux wrote:Here's a thought - turn the shiny thing that people call a key and let the car to safely slow down.
Not all cars will let you do that in drive, but those that do leave you without steering. Inadvisable.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote:
Dux wrote:Here's a thought - turn the shiny thing that people call a key and let the car to safely slow down.
Not all cars will let you do that in drive, but those that do leave you without steering. Inadvisable.
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That's good skills on her part. But she should have just rolled out James Bond stylee, dusted off her jacket and made a witty quip as it fireballed in the background. Maybe she couldnt think of a decent quip. I'd have said, "That traffic was murder".
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Not sure that turning the key off leaves you without steering - it will leave you without power steering, which should give most people enough control to still control it til it finally stops.

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Any explanation for why the brakes didn't work? A stuck accelerator doesn't kill the brakes, and even a Kia has brakes that are more powerful than its engines.

My money is on this woman panicking when the accelerator stuck and failing to apply the brakes.
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Option A: Put it in Neutral
Option B: Push down the brake pedal until the car stops

Either one would've worked. I don't know what she was trying.

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It's a pushbutton start car and supposedly the brakes burnt out. There are lots of articles on this if anyone wants to read.

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