Best of Kaz-- IGx Poet Laureate

[Turdacious]

If hammering dogs and waking up in the tent with a sore butthole is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.

[Turdacious]

Here's all you need to know about Greg Glassman...Greg has dug himself a little mud hole where his guppy ass gets to be the shark, and he makes the rules in that mud hole. If you get down in the mud hole with Greg, then you need to understand that Greg makes the rules, and no convenient metaphors or appeals to quaint notions of "fairness" and "justice" will change any of that. You are in the mud hole, you are there to serve Greg, and Greg gets the money and the pussy.

The question that's really interesting is why in the world would anyone want to get down in the mud hole with Greg. The only conclusion that I can come to is that in spite of their incessant blog claims of ELITENESS and tattoo camoflauged imagery of BADASSNESS, the average affiliate owner and member is just as guppy assed as the gin soaked gimp himself. Getting down in the mud hole is their opportunity to hold the whistle, yell GO, upload shirtless pics to the intarnetz, and be king to their fiefdom of hapless idiots who have yet to bomb out due to injury or malaise.

Now, once they figure out that the game is not about fitness as much as it is about Greg and his bag of money and pussy train, they do what any reasonable guppy with half a raisin ball would do...they go and dig their own mudhole. The difference between them and Greg is that Greg is much better at convincing others to come serve in his mud hole...thus, his warlock status amongst other males who can only dream of attaining Greg's elite heights as a money grubbing exploiter of weak minded people and inexplicable connoisseur of pussy that should be way out of his reach.

For all you lurking affiliate owner/members reading this...you chose to suck on a shit stained cock, and you deserve everything that you get. Get a real fucking job like the rest of us.

Shape is not the only one who deserves his own thread, that is obviously.

[DARTH]

As someone here said, Kaz is the Mark Twain of Racism and Hate!

[Turdacious]

So much for that prestigious MBA from South Carolina.

I'm one of the "Slippery Rock Community College" guys that Jamie would deride...and yet...I've never sucked dick for the rent money.

[Turdacious]

Hey guys...this is sort of an embarrassing confession, but I live a double life as a cross dressing, fossil fucker. I've been seeing this old coot for about three dates, and things are starting to heat up. The problem is that he has no idea that I'm a man...he didn't even think it was odd that I almost beat him at arm wrestling the other night. Anyways, he's made it pretty clear that he wants to take it to the next level, and while I really like nothing more than a Viagra fueled cock up my arse...I just REALLY don't feel it with this guy. I tried to scare him off by telling him that I have hepatitis c in an email, and I haven't heard back yet.

So, what do I do if he doesn't take the hint. He's been through a lot the last few years with cabins burning down and shit. Should I tell him that I has Teh AIDZ? Do I show him my cock? Or, just tell him that he's not my type?

[Bobby]

He does have a way with words.

[Blaidd Drwg]

Kaz,

you Magnificent Bastard, you're the one who should be putting out books.

[Blaidd Drwg]

Here's all you need to know about Greg Glassman...Greg has dug himself a little mud hole where his guppy ass gets to be the shark, and he makes the rules in that mud hole. If you get down in the mud hole with Greg, then you need to understand that Greg makes the rules, and no convenient metaphors or appeals to quaint notions of "fairness" and "justice" will change any of that. You are in the mud hole, you are there to serve Greg, and Greg gets the money and the pussy.

The question that's really interesting is why in the world would anyone want to get down in the mud hole with Greg. The only conclusion that I can come to is that in spite of their incessant blog claims of ELITENESS and tattoo camoflauged imagery of BADASSNESS, the average affiliate owner and member is just as guppy assed as the gin soaked gimp himself. Getting down in the mud hole is their opportunity to hold the whistle, yell GO, upload shirtless pics to the intarnetz, and be king to their fiefdom of hapless idiots who have yet to bomb out due to injury or malaise.

Now, once they figure out that the game is not about fitness as much as it is about Greg and his bag of money and pussy train, they do what any reasonable guppy with half a raisin ball would do...they go and dig their own mudhole. The difference between them and Greg is that Greg is much better at convincing others to come serve in his mud hole...thus, his warlock status amongst other males who can only dream of attaining Greg's elite heights as a money grubbing exploiter of weak minded people and inexplicable connoisseur of pussy that should be way out of his reach.

For all you lurking affiliate owner/members reading this...you chose to suck on a shit stained cock, and you deserve everything that you get. Get a real fucking job like the rest of us.

Shape is not the only one who deserves his own thread, that is obviously.

For want of some stickey tape, Kaz did not affix this to the door of every affiliate in your town.
It is your day to play Luther.
Aquire tape. Press Print. Get to Work.

[Kazuya Mishima]

Hmmmmmmmm...there are literally four affiliates within a twenty minute drive from my house...

[baffled]

Tom, I don’t mean to be prying all up in your shit, but how does your lady friend qualify as a cougar? I thought cougars were women over the age of 40 or so who seek out relationships with younger men. I thought you two were roughly the same age. How are you scratching her itch for the younger men? Are you two in an open relationship? Is she free to seek out the sexual services of young studs in the Boca Raton area? Does she have to ask permission, and is there some sort of disclosure requirement? Fucking hell Tom, don’t tell me that she’s cuckolding your ass! An open relationship is one thing, but please don’t tell me that you actually arrange for a bull from the wrong side of the tracks to come over to Chez Shaggy and lay the BBC to her on your shared bed while you sit in the corner stroking yourself and being verbally berated by her and her Mandingo lover as she moans in appreciation while he slides all 10+ inches of his engorged manhood into her nether regions and the aforementioned nigra fuck master tells you how he is taming that white pussy and touching her in places that you can only dream of you pitiful punk assed white cracker assed cracker. I mean, I really hope that’s not the case because that would totally ruin my image of you. Can we get a clarification on this whole “cougar issue” because it’s slightly bugging me on one end of the spectrum, and fascinating the ever loving shit out of me on the other? Just saying…if this is awkward or if I’m overstepping boundaries…just let me know.

[Holland Oates]

Holy fuck! We know what videos Kaz has been watching.

[Kazuya Mishima]

Watchoo talkin bout, Willis?!?!

[Holland Oates]

Watchoo talkin bout, Willis?!?!

Calm down nigger. I've seen the same vids.

[Kazuya Mishima]

EZ we can start our own porn production company. I think there's a wide open market opportunity for interracial sissy cuck tranny sex shot in high definition. The premise is your typical uptight white guy with a secret big dicked tranny fetish who finally finds his dream "girl" but just ends up getting sissy cucked by her and makes him watch that ass get reamed by monster cocked silverbacks from the most niggerest of ghettos. Imagine Tom Furman sitting in the corner, Bailey Jay spread eagled on the bed, and Shorty Mac doing the honors. I can see your dick getting hard all the way over here, my sick friend.

We can get into this for 5 or 10 grand tops. All we need is some web design, hosting, a camera, some big dicked trannies and a couple of niggers. We can cut cost by going strictly amateur hour on the niggers. I live next to a large nigger infested metro area, and an ad or two on backpage should scare up some wannabe stunt cocks. I recommend some pro talent on the tranny end...can we rely on your connections? We can go backpage or Craigslist on the trannies, but you usually just scare up a Pre-op nigra he-she that looks like Deacon Jones in a wig and mascara. We want to stick with top quality whites, Brazilians, or Thai ladyboys to bring in that white businessman with the credit card burning a hole in his pocket.

I'll have my girl call your "girl".

[Holland Oates]

EZ we can start our own porn production company. I think there's a wide open market opportunity for interracial sissy cuck tranny sex shot in high definition. The premise is your typical uptight white guy with a secret big dicked tranny fetish who finally finds his dream "girl" but just ends up getting sissy cucked by her and makes him watch that ass get reamed by monster cocked silverbacks from the most niggerest of ghettos. Imagine Tom Furman sitting in the corner, Bailey Jay spread eagled on the bed, and Shorty Mac doing the honors. I can see your dick getting hard all the way over here, my sick friend.

We can get into this for 5 or 10 grand tops. All we need is some web design, hosting, a camera, some big dicked trannies and a couple of niggers. We can cut cost by going strictly amateur hour on the niggers. I live next to a large nigger infested metro area, and an ad or two on backpage should scare up some wannabe stunt cocks. I recommend some pro talent on the tranny end...can we rely on your connections? We can go backpage or Craigslist on the trannies, but you usually just scare up a Pre-op nigra he-she that looks like Deacon Jones in a wig and mascara. We want to stick with top quality whites, Brazilians, or Thai ladyboys to bring in that white businessman with the credit card burning a hole in his pocket.

I'll have my girl call your "girl".

Holy shit! I'm so proud that I know every person you mentioned. But I'd rather go with Shane Diesel. He may lack the girth of Shorty Mac but he looks better on camera.

[Kazuya Mishima]

I take it all back...we both need counseling.

[Blaidd Drwg]

you fuckers are truly sickening.

EZ. Your wife and kids are welcome any time,. You're sleeping outside.

[Holland Oates]

you fuckers are truly sickening.

EZ. Your wife and kids are welcome any time,. You're sleeping outside.

I'll sleep outside. After I finish inside.

[Blaidd Drwg]

I think the criminal justice system which is nothing more than a corrupt arm of the totalitarian white regime fails to appreciate and accept the cultural diversity of this great nation and needs to stop repressing these young beautiful black women as they seek to rise above their socially constructed lot in life by any means necessary.

See also..

http://takimag.com/article/cannibalism_ ... z2Vxhwh7s0

[Kazuya Mishima]

I like me some Jim Goad.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

I know someone who is liquidizing his equipment.

[Kazuya Mishima]

I know someone who is liquidizing his equipment.

Can you be a little more cryptic there, O son of Furman?

[Bob Wildes]

I know someone who is liquidizing his equipment.

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You mean doing what a dog does to his own equipment?

[Turdacious]

Get outta here with your 1/8th Jap midget genetics and Lilliputian world view. These are grown assed men talking about healthy bulking, and the need to crack the concrete whilst strolling down the avenue. That man wants to get so motherfucking big that bitches are breaking their necks from turning their heads so rapidly in order to catch a glance at that big hunk of man. He wants to be like the great Austin Idol...the lady's pet and the man's regret. He wants to be like a cross between Mike Rowe and Arnold...guys wanna be him, chicks wanna date him, and children look up to him. Oh, and someday he'll be governor of California and have a bastard kid with his Mexican housekeeper. So, get the fuck out of this thread with your ghetto assed psychobabble. That man knows he's "big". He's "big" in the same way that Hugh Jackman has got a "huge deadlift". That's not what that man's shooting for...he wants arm so big and veiny that it looks like he has Lexington Steele's penis growing out of both shoulders (except for that whole nigger skin tone thing, but you know what I mean). He wants thighs bigger than Honey Boo Boo's mama. He wants a back thicker than Honey Boo Boo's mama's third chin/neck. He wants a chest bigger around than Dolly Parton, and a neck that makes Henry Rollins' neck look like a pencil. And when I say Henry Rollins, I mean the buffed up 1995 co-starring in Heat version of Rollins, not that modern dried up little "lucky he's not in jail because he'd get raped by a skinny nigger" version of Rollins. I digress...where was I? Oh yes, don't be coming up in this MAN'S THREAD with all that reasonability and low expectation having attitude. We talking about BULKING...we talking about GAINS. And Shaf, you can shut the fuck up too with all your cautionary tales of bulking gone awry. You can't even write a goddamned 35-page eBook so we know good and well that there's no discipline to push away from the table when the time has come. I bet the Chinaman that runs the local buffet throws a fit when he sees you coming..."oh no, big white man in grey sweats coming down road...no make money today...take General Tso chicken off buffet and maybe he go to express hibachi down the street." Pfffftttt...fucking niggers coming in here and shitting all over this man's bulking thread. Take your goddamned section 8 vouchers over to the Hugh Jackman thread and go fuck that one up.

[Kenny X]

As someone here said, Kaz is the Mark Twain of Racism and Hate!

I believe that was me, but the same sentiment was echoed here long before I made my pronouncement.

Kaz deserves a Pulitzer Prize in my opinion.

And this is probably the single best collection of arguments for Getting fucking JACKED I've ever read-

Get outta here with your 1/8th Jap midget genetics and Lilliputian world view. These are grown assed men talking about healthy bulking, and the need to crack the concrete whilst strolling down the avenue. That man wants to get so motherfucking big that bitches are breaking their necks from turning their heads so rapidly in order to catch a glance at that big hunk of man. He wants to be like the great Austin Idol...the lady's pet and the man's regret. He wants to be like a cross between Mike Rowe and Arnold...guys wanna be him, chicks wanna date him, and children look up to him. Oh, and someday he'll be governor of California and have a bastard kid with his Mexican housekeeper. So, get the fuck out of this thread with your ghetto assed psychobabble. That man knows he's "big". He's "big" in the same way that Hugh Jackman has got a "huge deadlift". That's not what that man's shooting for...he wants arm so big and veiny that it looks like he has Lexington Steele's penis growing out of both shoulders (except for that whole nigger skin tone thing, but you know what I mean). He wants thighs bigger than Honey Boo Boo's mama. He wants a back thicker than Honey Boo Boo's mama's third chin/neck. He wants a chest bigger around than Dolly Parton, and a neck that makes Henry Rollins' neck look like a pencil. And when I say Henry Rollins, I mean the buffed up 1995 co-starring in Heat version of Rollins, not that modern dried up little "lucky he's not in jail because he'd get raped by a skinny nigger" version of Rollins. I digress...where was I? Oh yes, don't be coming up in this MAN'S THREAD with all that reasonability and low expectation having attitude. We talking about BULKING...we talking about GAINS. And Shaf, you can shut the fuck up too with all your cautionary tales of bulking gone awry. You can't even write a goddamned 35-page eBook so we know good and well that there's no discipline to push away from the table when the time has come. I bet the Chinaman that runs the local buffet throws a fit when he sees you coming..."oh no, big white man in grey sweats coming down road...no make money today...take General Tso chicken off buffet and maybe he go to express hibachi down the street." Pfffftttt...fucking niggers coming in here and shitting all over this man's bulking thread. Take your goddamned section 8 vouchers over to the Hugh Jackman thread and go fuck that one up.