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Proof of what we suspected all along

Post by Turdacious » Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:37 pm

The U.S. Navy's new class of carriers will be the first to go without urinals, a decision made in part to give the service flexibility in accommodating female sailors, the Navy says.

The change heralded by the Gerald R. Ford class of carriers – starting with the namesake carrier due in late 2015 – is one of a number of new features meant to improve sailors' quality of life and reduce maintenance costs, Capt. Chris Meyer said Wednesday.
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/07/11/na ... e-urinals/

Sailors sit to pee.
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Post by T200 » Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:41 pm

Hmmm...I was strongly considering putting a urinal in the next grandiose 200 Estate.

BUT WOULD WIFE OBJECT?
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Post by T200 » Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:41 pm

OR WOOD WIFE OBJECT?

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Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:49 pm

Put wood wife in urinal, and you've got Garms flash pad

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Re: Proof of what we suspected all along

Post by WildGorillaMan » Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:06 am

Urinals are earth friendly compared to toilets: less water to flush. If its yellow let it mellow.
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Post by T200 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:17 am

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Put wood wife in urinal, and you've got Garms flash pad

Garm was never real.
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Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:53 am

The idea that Garm is real is comforting you lying bastard.

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Post by Schlegel » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:06 am

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:The idea that Garm is real is comforting you lying bastard.
He was surely unreal, but...
I'm looking at his DD bells now.
Were they sold from boredom, disgust, or a fit of pique?
Miraculously low price.
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Re: Proof of what we suspected all along

Post by Andy83 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:56 pm

Turdacious wrote:
The U.S. Navy's new class of carriers will be the first to go without urinals, a decision made in part to give the service flexibility in accommodating female sailors, the Navy says.

The change heralded by the Gerald R. Ford class of carriers – starting with the namesake carrier due in late 2015 – is one of a number of new features meant to improve sailors' quality of life and reduce maintenance costs, Capt. Chris Meyer said Wednesday.
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/07/11/na ... e-urinals/

Sailors sit to pee.
Not. They'll piss on the seats.
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Re: Proof of what we suspected all along

Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Mon Jul 29, 2013 6:10 pm

Andy's got it right.

Women's bathrooms are the most disgusting places you ever see. Because they won't bother to sit, they half ass squat over the toilet and spray piss or squirt shit out all over the seat and floor, then they wipe up and don't bother to flush and run the fuck out.

When I worked fast food, I told my manager that Jesus didn't want me in the women's bathroom because it was a sin, so I didn't have to clean it up.

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Re: Proof of what we suspected all along

Post by Turdacious » Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:21 pm

Andy79 wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
The U.S. Navy's new class of carriers will be the first to go without urinals, a decision made in part to give the service flexibility in accommodating female sailors, the Navy says.

The change heralded by the Gerald R. Ford class of carriers – starting with the namesake carrier due in late 2015 – is one of a number of new features meant to improve sailors' quality of life and reduce maintenance costs, Capt. Chris Meyer said Wednesday.
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/07/11/na ... e-urinals/

Sailors sit to pee.
Not. They'll piss on the seats.
So male squids don't know to lift the seat up?
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Re: Proof of what we suspected all along

Post by Andy83 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 10:45 pm

Turdacious wrote:
Andy79 wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
The U.S. Navy's new class of carriers will be the first to go without urinals, a decision made in part to give the service flexibility in accommodating female sailors, the Navy says.

The change heralded by the Gerald R. Ford class of carriers – starting with the namesake carrier due in late 2015 – is one of a number of new features meant to improve sailors' quality of life and reduce maintenance costs, Capt. Chris Meyer said Wednesday.
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/07/11/na ... e-urinals/

Sailors sit to pee.
Not. They'll piss on the seats.
So male squids don't know to lift the seat up?
No seats that lift up. Just a row of slats that fit across a long trough. Sea water rushes from either end and goes down a hole in the middle out and over the side.
You'd like that Turd, you can watch the guy's turds from the end slot rush by and down the hole in the middle. I thought you were Navy and that's how you got your name. Turdwatcher.
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Re: Proof of what we suspected all along

Post by Turdacious » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:05 am

Andy79 wrote: I thought you were Navy and that's how you got your name. Turdwatcher.
Not Navy. Turdwatcher? I guess-- true of anyone who has supervised privates.
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Re: Proof of what we suspected all along

Post by Andy83 » Tue Jul 30, 2013 2:27 am

Turdacious wrote:
Andy79 wrote: I thought you were Navy and that's how you got your name. Turdwatcher.
Not Navy. Turdwatcher? I guess-- true of anyone who has supervised privates.
You mean privates as in Army or privates as in public rest stops and bus terminals?
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