I'm a shitty mom

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syaigh wrote:Well, I just spend the evening with a few moms. The main topics were the irrationality of teen girls, porn is good, and stress is bad.
Jeezus tits. This is my house.


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nafod wrote:
protobuilder wrote:But do you or do you not have thick thighs?
They're not perfect, but who wants physical perfection? I have personality.
Don't forget the "pretty face."
nafod wrote:I'd have cooked them myself, for sure. My daughter is about a hundred times more responsible and mature than I am, and shamed me out of it.
A pity when it comes to probably-not-deadly cookies. Likely valuable in the long run.

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syaigh wrote:Well, I just spend the evening with a few moms. The main topics were the irrationality of teen girls, porn is good, and stress is bad.
Seriously, women like porn? This must be something that is never said in front of men

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BucketHead wrote: Seriously, women like porn? This must be something that is never said in front of men
This is a matter of utmost importance. Bring us into the secret circle. What kind of porn?

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BucketHead wrote:
syaigh wrote:Well, I just spend the evening with a few moms. The main topics were the irrationality of teen girls, porn is good, and stress is bad.
Seriously, women like porn? This must be something that is never said in front of men
No, that's called sucking up to the male posters.
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BucketHead wrote:
syaigh wrote:Well, I just spend the evening with a few moms. The main topics were the irrationality of teen girls, porn is good, and stress is bad.
Seriously, women like porn? This must be something that is never said in front of men
I just assumed to like to read about it rather than watch it. Romance novels are word porn. Fifty Shades of Grey, etc.
Don’t believe everything you think.

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If you didn't realize women are into porn, you're hanging out with the wrong women.
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baffled wrote:If you didn't realize women are into porn, you're hanging out with the wrong women.
Jesus, yes. Every relationship I've been in past age 20 (when I got the courage to ask), including my marriage of many years, the women have been in to it. Trick is to let them choose it, don't make them feel like it's something you have to have.

Let the good times roll.

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lasalle wrote:
baffled wrote:If you didn't realize women are into porn, you're hanging out with the wrong women.
Jesus, yes. Every relationship I've been in past age 20 (when I got the courage to ask), including my marriage of many years, the women have been in to it. Trick is to let them choose it, don't make them feel like it's something you have to have.

Let the good times roll.
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I think I was 19 or 20 when I found this out as well.
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lasalle wrote:Trick is to let them choose it, don't make them feel like it's something you have to have.
Yes, because it's a lose-lose if you choose, regardless of whether she looks like the girl in the movie or is the exact opposite.
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I'm still waiting for syaigh to chime in on this.

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