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"Stop Screwing Around and Get Back to Work!"

Post by TerryB » Fri Dec 27, 2013 6:18 pm

This is what happens when Dr. Wu and Dr. Li get unsupervised time in the lab.

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glow in the dark pigs.

Because, why not?
Chinese scientists have created the world's first glow-in-the-dark pigs that emit a fluorescent green light.
The piglets acquired their bizarre ability to glow under 'black' or UVA light after their embryos were injected with DNA from a jellyfish.
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Post by Kenny X » Sun Dec 29, 2013 9:14 pm

How the fuck has this thread been under the radar since Friday!?

They inject jellyfish DNA into a pig embryo and voila- Glowpigs!!

That's all fine and dandy but how do they know that the glow-in-the-dark'ness was the only trait the Glowpigs picked up? What happens when they start slinging yards of stinger-laden tentacles out of their mouths?

I'm all for scientific exploration, don't get me wrong. After the last round of human trials for my Legit Dick Steroids (TM) showed only a lackluster ten inches in length and four in girth on average for all men tested, I've begun experimenting with blue whale DNA. But that's different, I was manipulating the human genome during WWII and the United States Government brought me over, they know Herr Doktor has the skill is what I'm saying.

These two chinamen are a couple of fucking amateurs.
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Post by WildGorillaMan » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:12 pm

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Post by WildGorillaMan » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:14 pm

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Post by nafod » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:18 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:https://twitter.com/sarcasticapple/stat ... 0192636928
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow? A stern rebuke from the Research Ethics Committee and an immediate cessation of funding.
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Post by Kenny X » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:44 pm

nafod wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:https://twitter.com/sarcasticapple/stat ... 0192636928
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow? A stern rebuke from the Research Ethics Committee and an immediate cessation of funding.
Thing would be a self-milking machine.

I'M GONNA PUT HITLER'S BRAIN IN IT!
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Post by Protobuilder » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:21 am

protobuilder wrote:This is what happens when Dr. Wu and Dr. Li get unsupervised time in the lab.

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glow in the dark pigs.

Because, why not?
Chinese scientists have created the world's first glow-in-the-dark pigs that emit a fluorescent green light.
The piglets acquired their bizarre ability to glow under 'black' or UVA light after their embryos were injected with DNA from a jellyfish.
What kind of farmers have the money to purchase black lights for all their sties?
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