"Stop Screwing Around and Get Back to Work!"

[TerryB]

This is what happens when Dr. Wu and Dr. Li get unsupervised time in the lab.



glow in the dark pigs.

Because, why not?

Chinese scientists have created the world's first glow-in-the-dark pigs that emit a fluorescent green light.
The piglets acquired their bizarre ability to glow under 'black' or UVA light after their embryos were injected with DNA from a jellyfish.

[Kenny X]

How the fuck has this thread been under the radar since Friday!?

They inject jellyfish DNA into a pig embryo and voila- Glowpigs!!

That's all fine and dandy but how do they know that the glow-in-the-dark'ness was the only trait the Glowpigs picked up? What happens when they start slinging yards of stinger-laden tentacles out of their mouths?

I'm all for scientific exploration, don't get me wrong. After the last round of human trials for my Legit Dick Steroids (TM) showed only a lackluster ten inches in length and four in girth on average for all men tested, I've begun experimenting with blue whale DNA. But that's different, I was manipulating the human genome during WWII and the United States Government brought me over, they know Herr Doktor has the skill is what I'm saying.

These two chinamen are a couple of fucking amateurs.

[WildGorillaMan]

[WildGorillaMan]

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What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow? A stern rebuke from the Research Ethics Committee and an immediate cessation of funding.

[nafod]

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What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow? A stern rebuke from the Research Ethics Committee and an immediate cessation of funding.

Thing would be a self-milking machine.

[Kenny X]

https://twitter.com/sarcasticapple/stat ... 0192636928

What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow? A stern rebuke from the Research Ethics Committee and an immediate cessation of funding.

Thing would be a self-milking machine.

I'M GONNA PUT HITLER'S BRAIN IN IT!

[Protobuilder]

This is what happens when Dr. Wu and Dr. Li get unsupervised time in the lab.



glow in the dark pigs.

Because, why not?

Chinese scientists have created the world's first glow-in-the-dark pigs that emit a fluorescent green light.
The piglets acquired their bizarre ability to glow under 'black' or UVA light after their embryos were injected with DNA from a jellyfish.

What kind of farmers have the money to purchase black lights for all their sties?