Old Guy Wisdoms

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Old Guy Wisdoms

Post by KingSchmaltzBagelHour » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:20 pm

Heard a great one liner from an old guy to some twenty-somethings today.

"Workboots buy tennis shoes. Tennis shoes don't buy workboots."

I'm almost positive they didn't get it but I plan to use it at some point.

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Post by TerryB » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:40 pm

They probably sniggered to themselves afterwards, "He still thinks you need workboots to earn money in the 21st century!"
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Post by KingSchmaltzBagelHour » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:49 pm

protobuilder wrote:"sniggered!"
Uh.....

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Post by Turdacious » Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:55 pm

My favorite:
What the fuck is muesli? Are you crazy?
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Post by baffled » Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:56 am

"Never trust a black man with a Spanish last name."
Whoever would overthrow the Liberty of a Nation, must begin by subduing the Freeness of Speech
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Re: Old Guy Wisdoms

Post by Kenny X » Tue Jan 07, 2014 2:02 am

"Never buy anything that eats while you're asleep."
WildGorillaMan wrote:$4000 bicycle. $300 shoes. $400 spandex.

35% bodyfat.

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