Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!

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Let Us Create A Taxonomy of Exercise Disciples!

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Much has been written about the various lifting Gurus and their motivations, world-views and peculiarities (the majority written angry typing stylee by our very own Steven).

But little of our collective mental energies has been devoted to those who follow these Gurus.

Given the sheer number of these experts, why does one choose to follow Glassman as opposed to Lyle as opposed to Pavel etc...

Let us describe the followers and why they follow who they follow!


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Because they say things that are already in line with my beliefs. And when they do say things that are not quite within my beliefs, I have either expanded on my beliefs or I discard them for the next guy.


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If I had a bomb big enough I would blow up the entire god damned universe right now.


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I reject the entire premise as a hegemonic exercise in western analytics.
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E2>200 wrote:I reject the entire premise as a hegemonic exercise in western analytics.
This conversation doesn't make me feel safe.


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I'm feeling a little oppressed, myself.
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Exactly you little bitches.

Suffer my oppression!

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I feel threatened and oppressed by this kineseonormative hate speech.

End fitness shaming. All modal domains are beautiful modal domains.
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Take my oppression like the little girlweakguruslut that you are!

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bennyonesix wrote:Take my oppression like the little girlweakguruslut that you are!
Have you spoken with your shrink about your anger issues? :rolleyes:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:90% of the people lifting in gyms are doing it on "feel" and what they really "feel" like is being a lazy fuck.
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Does your mom's pa-cooch count as a shrink?

I am the tip of the spearpoint on the head of the spear that is the oncoming and impending reinstitution of the phallocracy@

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bennyonesix wrote:Does your mom's pa-cooch count as a shrink?

I am the tip of the spearpoint on the head of the spear that is the oncoming and impending reinstitution of the phallocracy@
Proly not... Pop's hung.
Blaidd Drwg wrote:90% of the people lifting in gyms are doing it on "feel" and what they really "feel" like is being a lazy fuck.
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11 out of 10 motherfucker.

11/10.


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WildGorillaMan wrote:I feel threatened and oppressed by this kineseonormative hate speech.

End fitness shaming. All modal domains are beautiful modal domains.

I want kiss you on the mouth
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:I feel threatened and oppressed by this kineseonormative hate speech.

End fitness shaming. All modal domains are beautiful modal domains.

I want kiss you on the mouth

Great, sexual assault now.

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/com ... 73475.html

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Is it a hate crime to call Madonna a shriveled up old hag? By Jim Goad

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Nice taxonomy so far, dick face
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