KENNY X IS GOING TO BE A FATHER!

[Kenny X]

I'm trying not to infer anything from the fact that the very same morning we found out that Mrs. Kenny X is pregnant, a storm hit us that caused the worse flooding around these parts since the 1940's LOL

[TomFurman]

I couldn't be happier. No one deserves your life and fortune more than you my friend! Just think, BabyX.

[Chris McClinch]

Congratulations, Kenny! That kid is going to turn your life upside down, in the best possible way.

[Kenny X]

I couldn't be happier. No one deserves your life and fortune more than you my friend! Just think, BabyX.

Thanks Coach!! And if the three (or four -the fertility drugs Mrs. Kenny X was on increase the likelihood of multiple births) can continue to stay dry for the next 24 hours, we'll be alright and back to shitting in high cotton real soon!

[Kenny X]

Congratulations, Kenny! That kid is going to turn your life upside down, in the best possible way.

I can't wait!!

[DikTracy6000]

Congratulations! Looks like the Big Dick Steroids finally kicked in.

[Grandpa's Spells]

Congratulations! Very exciting. Fill your freezer with easily reheated meals.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

congrats. i glad you finally reached peak swimmer

[Kenny X]

Thanks fellas! Yeah, thanks to my Legit Dick Steroids, and our intrepid, genius, ex-NAZI-research-scientist-turned-Fertility Doctor, we've got ourselves a super-baby growing in Mrs. Kenny X's belly!!!!

[KingSchmaltzBagelHour]

Congrats, Kenny!

[Kenny X]

KENNY X IS GOING TO BE THE FATHER OF TWINS!!!!

Just found out today. Two little ones, each about the size of a pea, in the ultrasound. We even got to hear both their little hearts beating! That was so cool!

[The Ginger Beard Man]

That's awesome. Congrats.

[Pinky]

Congratulations. Get some sleep while you still can.

[TomFurman]

Having children is for when you have all the sleep and sex you need. Then you have to wait till they are grown and you are divorced. [kidding] You are indeed blessed. KennyX, MrsX, Babies X and XX.

[Kenny X]

Thanks!!

A lot of my friends who have kids said "Oh man, you're life's pretty-much over now, buddy!" LOL

Shit definitely just got real. But here's the good part- I've never been a parent before. I have no frame of reference. Therefore- when Baby X and Baby XX come, it'll be normal insofar as my experience will be concerned. Makes sense?

A buddy of mine told me, based on his experience with his seven year-old and new baby -he's a stay-at-home dad- that I wouldn't be training or doing much of anything for myself for a long while. His experience is that he's too tired to get to the gym, can't take his kids with him to the gym, etc. ... I told him I train at home, between work, and the household stuff I do. I'll be fine. He said "Yeah, I can't train at home, can't motivate myself enough." So there ya go.

Kenny and Mrs. X will look after our babies, work, train at home, sleep when we can, become even more efficient at meal prep, and manage it best we can.

Dunn inspires me. I'm not gonna have a dadbod either.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Lololol

[syaigh]

Congratulations again!!!

[Kenny X]

Congratulations again!!!

CHEERS!

[Sangoma]

Having kids becomes a habit very quickly. At first you get overwhelmed - for about two days. Then all the stuff that surrounds it becomes simple - changing diapers, feeding, etc., pretty much planning you life around them. Lots of joys and lots of despair ahead. If anything get prepared for the change of your wife's behaviour. It's not necessarily going to be bad, but some change will definitely happen.

[Cave Canem]

Congrats......Better get started on two 529s.

[Turdacious]

When you see diapers at a discount-- buy them. Starting now. Congrats!

[Kenny X]

Mrs. Kenny X and I had a talk last night concerning how overwhelming this will be in the beginning. Our mantra will be "I can't do it all, you can't do it all, but we can do a hell of a lot *together*."

That, and- "At the end of the day, if the babies are alive, fed, have clean diapers on, and seem happy, we're good."

In sure my wife's attitudes will change, no matter how much I hope and pray that they don't, LOL, but hopefully it won't be too bad. A friend of mine back east ended up getting kicked out of his house, two weeks after his daughter was born, because his wife went apeshit postpartum... EEK!

... Mrs. Kenny X has the mindset- "I'm a wife first, then a mother." And I'm definitely "husband first, then father." And from my end of it, I'm doing everything I can to keep her happy, and so far it's working great. We decided that after the babies are born, this is it for us. And Kenny X doesn't agree with birth control pills or Nuva rings, anything that fucks with the female's hormone levels. SO, I'm volunteering to get a vasectomy after the babies come. This'll be the only pregnancy we have, and I want her to enjoy it to the fullest. Ans so far, so good. She'll have ups and downs for sure, but in hoping they won't be too rough. And frankly, I'm not even worried about me- after my first marriage, my skin is thick. My concern is for her. But again, I'm sure she'll be okay- my wife is legit the sanest person I know.

[Cave Canem]

"I'm a wife first, then a mother." And I'm definitely "husband first, then father."

Yeah...that's gonna fly right out the door as soon as you've finished counting fingers and toes.

[Kenny X]

"I'm a wife first, then a mother." And I'm definitely "husband first, then father."

Yeah...that's gonna fly right out the door as soon as you've finished counting fingers and toes.

Heh, maybe. We're only human, above all else.