Shape’s surprise party - RSVP please

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Shape’s surprise party - RSVP please

Post by nafod » Sat Jul 28, 2018 1:09 pm

Saw this somewhere else on the internetz and it made me LOL...
Let's keep this simple. I have a hot tub. I am having a group release party on December 28th. Everybody is welcome (last time was all men which was fun but I would really like to get some women this time).

Here's how it works: Five people get into my 400 gallon redwood hot tub. The temperature is a challenging 125 degrees. After a few minutes, everybody "evacuates" (voids their bowels in the tub). We see what floats to the surface.

This "letting go" stage is followed by a "coming together" stage in which each person helps the person to their left reach satisfaction (handsex). Simple and wonderful.

Some ground rules:

1) No footwear of any kind in the tub! Leave your flip flops on the deck!

2) Do not go into the house.

3) Scents are okay but please, NO GREASY HAIR PRODUCTS.

4) Please refrain from smoking.

5) Once everybody is in the tub, its silent time. No talking until everybody is out.

6) If you do not like what is "going down" (or coming up) step out of the tub. You do not need to make it everybody else's problem.

7) Please commit before showing up. Don't come out to the backyard, check out the "scene" and then decide to leave. This disrupts the experience for everybody.

8) Please no laughing or frivolity. Its not that it has to be "dead serious" but we don't want it to turn into a joke. For many people a group release party is a vulnerable psychosexual experience and your laughter can be shaming.

9) PLEASE NO LOUD TALKING AFTER THE SESSION. MY NEIGHBORS HAVE COMPLAINED SEVERAL TIMES AND HAVE THREATENED TO CALL THE POLICE.

10) If you are over two hundred pounds it is fine, but please let me know in advance.

11) PLEASE NO DIABETICS, PREGNANT WOMEN OR PEOPLE WITH HEALTH CONDITIONS WHICH MAY BE AFFECTED BY A LONG AND UNUSUALLY HIGH TEMPERATURE HOT TUB SITUATION.

12) NO DRUGS OF ANY KIND!!!!

13) Please make sure that you have eaten well and NOT EXCRETED FOR AT LEAST TWELVE HOURS before coming.

14) No food in the hot tub or on the deck. If you must eat, finish your food in your car.

15) You can park directly out front or along the street. PLEASE DO NOT PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY. If parking is limited park on POPLAR st.

16) Do not turn on the airration jets under any circumstances. This makes the party impossible to clean up afterwards and also disrupts the atmosphere in the tub.

17) Please show up on time for the session. The orientation period is extremely important and helps to insure that the party will be a success for all participants.

18) NO CAMERAS OF ANY KIND INCLUDING CAMERA PHONES. For many, the session is a "discreet" experience and respect for individual privacy concerns is of utmost importance.

19) If you have a health concern which you believe may be transmittable through personal waste material please wait for at least two weeks after the matter has cleared up before attending a session.

20) You are welcome to bring a friend PROVIDED I KNOW IN ADVANCE. Please do not show up with an extra participant. Thank you for your interest and contact me if you wish to participate.
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Re: Shape’s surprise party - RSVP please

Post by Shapecharge » Mon Jul 30, 2018 1:33 pm

Dang it! I thought I did a pretty good job of keeping this on the DL. I forget we've got some pretty sharp people on here. Anyway, any of you wanna get together this weekend?

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Re: Shape’s surprise party - RSVP please

Post by Mickey O'neil » Mon Jul 30, 2018 11:36 pm

What the holy fucking hell?

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Re: Shape’s surprise party - RSVP please

Post by johno » Tue Jul 31, 2018 4:36 am

Rule #4 - I'm out. Love me, love my Arturo Fuente cigar.
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Are full of passionate intensity.

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Re: Shape’s surprise party - RSVP please

Post by nafod » Tue Jul 31, 2018 1:07 pm

At 125 degrees, you could bring some steaks in with you and sous vide them for a post-Group Release Party snack.
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Re: Shape’s surprise party - RSVP please

Post by Shapecharge » Tue Jul 31, 2018 2:54 pm

But, just so we're clear...we will be jacking each other off while shit-water is roiling around our faces.

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Re: Shape’s surprise party - RSVP please

Post by nafod » Tue Jul 31, 2018 4:23 pm

Shapecharge wrote:
Tue Jul 31, 2018 2:54 pm
But, just so we're clear...we will be jacking each other off while shit-water is roiling around our faces.
And then steak dinners, yes
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