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 Post subject: Jews for Jesus
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 10:31 am 
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Pretty ballsy of Pence to pick the one Rabbi in the whole country who believes the rest of the Jews who don’t believe in Jesus are excluded from heaven, which would include those killed in the massacre, to give a prayer for those killed in the massacre.

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Jews for Jesus is an evangelical scam.

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Jews for Jesus is an evangelical scam.
Just like any other religious movement...womp, womp, womp.


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...a spokeswoman for the religious group said the Union of Messianic Jewish Congregations stripped Jacobs of his rabbinic ordination “after our judicial board found him guilty of libel.”
Guy couldn’t even do messianic Jew right.

Pence got a fake messianic Jew to give the prayer to the victims in Pittsburgh. It boggles the mind.

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 Post subject: Re: Jews for Jesus
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Jews for Jesus is an evangelical scam.
Not much one for religious tolerance, are you Spells? Kind of a strange time to be so openly anti-Semitic, though.

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Jews for Jesus is an evangelical scam.
Not much one for religious tolerance, are you Spells? Kind of a strange time to be so openly anti-Semitic, though.
Jews for Jesus was an idea from an evangelical whose name I forget that many US Jews were culturally Jewish. but not deeply religious. He thought this might make them good candidates for conversion to evangelicalism if Jewish terms were sufficiently aped.

This doesn’t work, because when you tell a Jewish person “hey Jewish too, I’m just a Jew who thinks Jesus was the messiah,” they don’t need a theology degree to be pretty sure they’re talking to a Christian.

You used to see their ads on vehicles around Skokie, but it mostly offends Jews and I’m pretty sure they just survive on that Jesus, Inc. money that flows into conversion efforts.

Digging one of them up to talk about an attack on religious Jews is sort of horrible.

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I guess Louis Farrakhan was busy that day

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Jews for Jesus is an evangelical scam.
Not much one for religious tolerance, are you Spells? Kind of a strange time to be so openly anti-Semitic, though.
Jews for Jesus was an idea from an evangelical whose name I forget that many US Jews were culturally Jewish. but not deeply religious. He thought this might make them good candidates for conversion to evangelicalism if Jewish terms were sufficiently aped.

This doesn’t work, because when you tell a Jewish person “hey Jewish too, I’m just a Jew who thinks Jesus was the messiah,” they don’t need a theology degree to be pretty sure they’re talking to a Christian.

You used to see their ads on vehicles around Skokie, but it mostly offends Jews and I’m pretty sure they just survive on that Jesus, Inc. money that flows into conversion efforts.

Digging one of them up to talk about an attack on religious Jews is sort of horrible.
I see. So, if a Jew converts to Christianity, do they stop being Jewish?

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I see. So, if a Jew converts to Christianity, do they stop being Jewish?
Yes. "Jewish" is a religion, right?

To the same extent that "Christian" is, anyway.

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Jews for Jesus is an evangelical scam.
Not much one for religious tolerance, are you Spells? Kind of a strange time to be so openly anti-Semitic, though.
Jews for Jesus was an idea from an evangelical whose name I forget that many US Jews were culturally Jewish. but not deeply religious. He thought this might make them good candidates for conversion to evangelicalism if Jewish terms were sufficiently aped.

This doesn’t work, because when you tell a Jewish person “hey Jewish too, I’m just a Jew who thinks Jesus was the messiah,” they don’t need a theology degree to be pretty sure they’re talking to a Christian.

You used to see their ads on vehicles around Skokie, but it mostly offends Jews and I’m pretty sure they just survive on that Jesus, Inc. money that flows into conversion efforts.

Digging one of them up to talk about an attack on religious Jews is sort of horrible.
That area of Chicago suburbs has always been a birthplace of horrible ideas-- like Prohibition.

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 Post subject: Re: Jews for Jesus
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Jews for Jesus was an idea from an evangelical whose name I forget that many US Jews were culturally Jewish. but not deeply religious. He thought this might make them good candidates for conversion to evangelicalism if Jewish terms were sufficiently aped.

This doesn’t work, because when you tell a Jewish person “hey Jewish too, I’m just a Jew who thinks Jesus was the messiah,” they don’t need a theology degree to be pretty sure they’re talking to a Christian.
A Jew who affirms the divinity of Jesus cannot be Jewish. A "Jew" who denies the divinity of God cannot be a Jew either. The term Secular Jew comes to mind, or in some cases a "cultural Jew".

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 Post subject: Re: Jews for Jesus
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I see. So, if a Jew converts to Christianity, do they stop being Jewish?
Yes. "Jewish" is a religion, right?

To the same extent that "Christian" is, anyway.
So...Jewish is not an ethnicity?

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So...Jewish is not an ethnicity?
Fuck if I know.

I learned about a minute ago that the question is, uh, multifaceted:

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I see. So, if a Jew converts to Christianity, do they stop being Jewish?
Yes. "Jewish" is a religion, right?

To the same extent that "Christian" is, anyway.
So...Jewish is not an ethnicity?

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Tried all the tricks to try to embed this on this mutherfukkin broke dick forum...
No surprise that black Jesus doesn't work. [-X

You should have tried praying to white Jesus. Maybe you would have gotten somewhere.

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 Post subject: Re: Jews for Jesus
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How'd you do that?

Jesus couldn't even save his own black ass. If he knew anything about white people he'd have told his African brothas to start sharpening their spears.

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 Post subject: Re: Jews for Jesus
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Thud, you have to have the original link and then put spaces between the brackets and the link. Hit "quote" on my post to see how it looks.

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