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Apocalypto is on the streaming services!

Post by Bennyonesix1 » Sun May 10, 2020 1:03 am

Finally!

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Post by motherjuggs&speed » Mon May 11, 2020 10:23 am

I had not seen this before. Didn't realize that Ogie Oglethorpe was one of the producers.

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Post by nafod » Mon May 11, 2020 2:00 pm

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Post by Bennyonesix1 » Mon May 11, 2020 3:34 pm

Third best movie ever made behind Time Bandits and Buckaroo Banzai.

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Post by Fat Cat » Mon May 11, 2020 5:41 pm

It's an awesome movie. It's been impossible to find on DVD for a while.
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Post by DrDonkeyLove... » Mon May 11, 2020 7:21 pm

Fat Cat wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 5:41 pm
It's an awesome movie. It's been impossible to find on DVD for a while.
I have not seen this movie but if this part of history interests you, the History On Fire podcast with Daniele Bolelli titled The Conquest Of Mexico (episodes 20-23 from 2017) is amazing.

What happened when Cortez got to Mexico is more unbelievable than the best fiction.

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Post by Kenny X » Mon May 11, 2020 8:30 pm

Bennyonesix1 wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 3:34 pm
Third best movie ever made behind Time Bandits and Buckaroo Banzai.
Holy cow that’s a bold statement. And I don’t know about all that, BUT- Buckaroo Banzai was pretty awesome and if you’re gonna go down this road, you need to round-out a Top Five list with the addition of:

Ice Pirates

And:

Hell Comes To Frogtown

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Post by Fat Cat » Mon May 11, 2020 9:01 pm

DrDonkeyLove... wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 7:21 pm
Fat Cat wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 5:41 pm
It's an awesome movie. It's been impossible to find on DVD for a while.
I have not seen this movie but if this part of history interests you, the History On Fire podcast with Daniele Bolelli titled The Conquest Of Mexico (episodes 20-23 from 2017) is amazing.

What happened when Cortez got to Mexico is more unbelievable than the best fiction.
I love reading about the conquistadors like Pedro de Alvarado, Cortez, and Pizarro. One of the most amazing chapters in human history. I'm not much of a podcast guy but I'll try to run it to ground.
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Post by DrDonkeyLove... » Tue May 12, 2020 1:10 pm

Fat Cat wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 9:01 pm
DrDonkeyLove... wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 7:21 pm
Fat Cat wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 5:41 pm
It's an awesome movie. It's been impossible to find on DVD for a while.
I have not seen this movie but if this part of history interests you, the History On Fire podcast with Daniele Bolelli titled The Conquest Of Mexico (episodes 20-23 from 2017) is amazing.

What happened when Cortez got to Mexico is more unbelievable than the best fiction.
I love reading about the conquistadors like Pedro de Alvarado, Cortez, and Pizarro. One of the most amazing chapters in human history. I'm not much of a podcast guy but I'll try to run it to ground.
To avoid spoilers I'll just recommend that if you give it a listen pay attention to the adventures Bernal Diaz del Castillo. He lived through some stuff!

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Post by DikTracy6000 » Tue May 12, 2020 1:21 pm

DrDonkeyLove... wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 7:21 pm
Fat Cat wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 5:41 pm
It's an awesome movie. It's been impossible to find on DVD for a while.
I have not seen this movie but if this part of history interests you, the History On Fire podcast with Daniele Bolelli titled The Conquest Of Mexico (episodes 20-23 from 2017) is amazing.

What happened when Cortez got to Mexico is more unbelievable than the best fiction.
Do you have a link to that podcast? Have to agree with Fats on Apocalypto, and Raoul Trujillo as the Mayan chieftain ate up the scenery in his appearances.

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Post by Fat Cat » Tue May 12, 2020 5:30 pm

DrDonkeyLove... wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 1:10 pm
Fat Cat wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 9:01 pm
DrDonkeyLove... wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 7:21 pm
Fat Cat wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 5:41 pm
It's an awesome movie. It's been impossible to find on DVD for a while.
I have not seen this movie but if this part of history interests you, the History On Fire podcast with Daniele Bolelli titled The Conquest Of Mexico (episodes 20-23 from 2017) is amazing.

What happened when Cortez got to Mexico is more unbelievable than the best fiction.
I love reading about the conquistadors like Pedro de Alvarado, Cortez, and Pizarro. One of the most amazing chapters in human history. I'm not much of a podcast guy but I'll try to run it to ground.
To avoid spoilers I'll just recommend that if you give it a listen pay attention to the adventures Bernal Diaz del Castillo. He lived through some stuff!
Thanks, Donk!
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Post by Bennyonesix1 » Wed May 13, 2020 12:46 am

Kenny X wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 8:30 pm
Bennyonesix1 wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 3:34 pm
Third best movie ever made behind Time Bandits and Buckaroo Banzai.
Holy cow that’s a bold statement. And I don’t know about all that, BUT- Buckaroo Banzai was pretty awesome and if you’re gonna go down this road, you need to round-out a Top Five list with the addition of:

Ice Pirates

And:

Hell Comes To Frogtown
Those are very very good choices my friend. Especially Ice Pirates

But I have to put Mandy and They Live before both.

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Post by Bennyonesix1 » Wed May 13, 2020 12:47 am

DrDonkeyLove... wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 7:21 pm
Fat Cat wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 5:41 pm
It's an awesome movie. It's been impossible to find on DVD for a while.
I have not seen this movie but if this part of history interests you, the History On Fire podcast with Daniele Bolelli titled The Conquest Of Mexico (episodes 20-23 from 2017) is amazing.

What happened when Cortez got to Mexico is more unbelievable than the best fiction.
Dead shoot dude you need to watch Apocalypto. ASAP.

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Post by Fat Cat » Wed May 13, 2020 12:50 am

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Post by Bennyonesix1 » Wed May 13, 2020 1:25 am

Yeah I am an idiot. That's #1.

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Post by Bennyonesix1 » Wed May 13, 2020 2:21 am

Kenny X wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 8:30 pm
Bennyonesix1 wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 3:34 pm
Third best movie ever made behind Time Bandits and Buckaroo Banzai.
Holy cow that’s a bold statement. And I don’t know about all that, BUT- Buckaroo Banzai was pretty awesome and if you’re gonna go down this road, you need to round-out a Top Five list with the addition of:

Ice Pirates

And:

Hell Comes To Frogtown
Remo Williams and Miami Heat and Robocop too

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Post by Grandpa's Spells » Thu May 21, 2020 1:27 am

DrDonkeyLove... wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 7:21 pm
Fat Cat wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 5:41 pm
It's an awesome movie. It's been impossible to find on DVD for a while.
I have not seen this movie but if this part of history interests you, the History On Fire podcast with Daniele Bolelli titled The Conquest Of Mexico (episodes 20-23 from 2017) is amazing.

What happened when Cortez got to Mexico is more unbelievable than the best fiction.
Good recommendation on the podcast, very solid
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Post by seeahill » Thu May 21, 2020 2:13 am

As the good Dr. Donkey prescribes, the book by Bernal Diaz del Castillo, a conquistador who was there, is absolutely fucking incredible. Prescott's Conquest of Mexico is great storytelling and literature to boot. If you want to start with one, Bernal Diaz is where you want to go. He was on the front line and never relates anything he didn't actually see. If you get enthralled, then go to Prescott.
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Post by Fat Cat » Thu May 21, 2020 5:29 pm

What reading about the conquistadors convinced me of was that the modern effete revisionism that goes on with regard to them is misguiding, and that people today couldn't carry the jockstrap of guys like De Soto or Vasco da Gama. Aztec emperor was sacrificing 20,000 people in a day and we're the bad guys? GTFO and viva Christo Rey.
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Post by Fat Cat » Thu May 21, 2020 5:31 pm

I feel like Benny is watching Apocalypto somewhere without us.

>mfw he never told me which service it's available on.
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Post by Grandpa's Spells » Thu May 21, 2020 7:19 pm

It's on Prime Video. Flixify has everything if you can get an account
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Post by Fat Cat » Thu May 21, 2020 7:46 pm

Thanks!
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