He would grab a Marine, and before doing the technique would say "Now I really cant hurt this man, because he is a United States Marine, and can't be hurt." and then the screaming would start.
"Beer is Chi!"
" Fighting Hurts!"
"SF= Smart Fucker."
" When I was younger,I used to get all worked up about this and that, fighting every Battle that came along, and then one day a smart msat me down, and he helpedme realize you have to pick your battles, not all of them need to be fought. You can't win them all, and should'nt.
You need to pick your Battles, Dylan. Before you get into an argument with her, ask yourself " Does this really matter, is this really that important?"and if the answer is no, don't fight, save it for one the answer is yes,then you have a better chance of winning, with her, or anything else." -Schooling a young man, who needed it at the time.
"Nations do not have friends, they have mutual intrest at stake."- When discussing Allies.
" I stole your soul, that's how."
" I lived by the 3 strikes rule as a single man, they do 3 things that pissed me off and they were gone,and it worked well, untill my wife came along and I no longer minded. - These 2 were a sweet sight, they held hands all the time, 2 people who you could tell were still IN Love with each other. Ying and Yang balanced.
" I fucking hate that movie, because those God Damn Marines would play that fucking Jarhead shit all day, everyday on the TV outside my office. I went out there, turned that shit off andtold themthey will never playthis movie in here and to buy more than 1 fucking tape!"
" There aint enough time in the day to do all the shit the Spetznaz is suppossed to do.- Telling what a CO of Delta once said about Spetnaz.
"Jim did you see the Frontline Documentary about the battle of Moogadishu last night?"
" No, but I was at the Play."- Jim was there.
When a tool was with us and said his Paintball playing would make him do well in a firefight, he was put down with.
"Do you have any Paint Morters, you know you do not hear the one thats coming at you?" - Guy gets duh look.
" Do you have Paint crew served Machine Guns, that can kill you at long distances? - "No."
"Then how do you proposse to do well in an enviroment with such things?