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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 1:43 am 
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You know him, you love him. He's been absent a while, but once in a while, when his messages get bumped, he'll hit me up with an email or two.

Here are the mid 2016 Crusader Emails.
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I hope you are well. I dont have any login to IGX . I am still fat [email protected] I have lowered the water level in the tank for my pullups and ring dip/chest flys. I am not on the internet much at all either. 200mb/month except if circumstances necessitate udderwize.My job waz changednat work 6 years ago. It is alot easier. I pick up turds retardz place in protest.Truefact.
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Also started lower body in tank. alternating foot hopping boxer style. cant do this outside tank on one foot. Also one leg pistol squat hops in tank , lower water level contains all the massive waves I create doing these tsunami pistolz.

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Foot size is same ,still wearing wrastlin shoes feet strong no painz and can run slowly only cauz i am heavyyyyy


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 1:45 am 
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For those who don't remember, Anthony is pioneering a new water tank system.
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Hi Shafman

I have had a huge breakthrough for me no one else is doing so maybe you can pass it along on IGX Training forum.

Bought a 1100 gallon water tank. 6 foot diameter cylinder that is 6 foot high.

I have about 5 foot of water in it and the top cut open. 2 Parrallel bars 10 foot long span over the tank at the 7 foot height.

I also have olympic rings hanging about a foot above the water from short straps suspended from the parralel bars that are about 27 inches apart.

this is good for mitigating fatness and improving the fitnesses!!!

. dips and chin variations galore . Stretching and realigning subluxations that were no go before are now possible in the near weightless enviornment.

100 pounds of epsom salt in the water enhance bouyancy and bodily magnesium intake.

the cold water helps endurance and muscular recovery / performance in between sets.

i get in and out of the tank via the parrallel bars and a sling for my feet. I basically achieve an inverted pushup position and walk hand over hand horizontally into and out of the tank.

Tank is a duracast 1100.

oh yeah KEE KLAMP PIPE FIXTURES....make your own monkey bars rigs etc...

I will be watching the forum

Bye
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I cannot do pics Shafman ....OPSEC....

google duracast 1100 and the pdf spec drawing is there . then just picture 10 foot long Over the tank.
the parrallel bars over the tank at about 7 foot height.

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION FOR FAT PEOPLE

I HAVE A DREAM

I CAN DO MUSCLE UPS OFF OLYMPIC RINGS AT 350#

I used two 10 foot long 1" schedule 40 .

Spud hip squat belt rings ride the pipe so my feet go on the belt as I walk in a horizontal inverted push up position.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 1:45 am 
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The last two were from June of 15.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 1:55 am 
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Has he considered reducing resistance for BW exercises in the traditional way?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:56 am 
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Why can't he get a new login?

And how come no new people join anymore?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 4:44 am 
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Who the fuck would want to join this place?


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 5:18 am 
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Point taken.

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Wait. Wait. He "picks up turds retardz place in protest." this raises a myriad of questions.

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Why can't he get a new login?
BECUZ OF A POWERBEAR WITH OVERPRICED CHONES FATFINGERING HIS IPADZ.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 10:02 am 
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I think BRZRKR has hit upon the goldmine for a new fitne$$ craze. Certs in water tank workouts(WTW)-HYDROTROPHY.

Shaf, can't you get him a new logon? We need him just to balance out all of the brainiac's posts. How can you argue with: "I DONT CARE MY WAY IS BETTER I HATE YOU!"


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 12:54 pm 
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He only has 200 megs a month of internet


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I am sure I can get Mario to reset his password


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Seahill..I think that means he is a caretaker at a ARC facilily, but not 100% sure


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He only has 200 megs a month of internet
Even the wife's Tracfone has more than that for 7 bucks a month. Virgin mobile has a plan with 500 megs for 25/month.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 6:28 pm 
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Thanks on free wifi . im at war with porn .
ima janitor. a female asked me for a tampon i told her watz a tampon?


She insisted and said she knew i had access to where they were kept i told her i would look but disavowed any knowlege of her bleeding thing. I returned and told her " here this is all we have as i handed her a large brown scotch brite pad.

No one asks me for tampons anymore.

and yes somebodt placed a fresh turd by the sinks outside the stalls , thats they way they stick it the man down here i quess .
i cleaned it up . supervisor didnt seem empathetic. nextime i may give it to him so he can pproperly document and investigate who it is .


so this is whatz become of me.

ah but alas ...I go to buy this tommorrow morning...see atached

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Picture posted is of a dirtbike


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Thanks on free wifi . im at war with porn .
ima janitor. a female asked me for a tampon i told her watz a tampon?


She insisted and said she knew i had access to where they were kept i told her i would look but disavowed any knowlege of her bleeding thing. I returned and told her " here this is all we have as i handed her a large brown scotch brite pad.

No one asks me for tampons anymore.

and yes somebodt placed a fresh turd by the sinks outside the stalls , thats they way they stick it the man down here i quess .
i cleaned it up . supervisor didnt seem empathetic. nextime i may give it to him so he can pproperly document and investigate who it is .


so this is whatz become of me.

ah but alas ...I go to buy this tommorrow morning...see atached

Anthony

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Picture posted is of a dirtbike
That must have a helluva suspension.


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Thanks on free wifi . im at war with porn .
ima janitor. a female asked me for a tampon i told her watz a tampon?


She insisted and said she knew i had access to where they were kept i told her i would look but disavowed any knowlege of her bleeding thing. I returned and told her " here this is all we have as i handed her a large brown scotch brite pad.

No one asks me for tampons anymore.

and yes somebodt placed a fresh turd by the sinks outside the stalls , thats they way they stick it the man down here i quess .
i cleaned it up . supervisor didnt seem empathetic. nextime i may give it to him so he can pproperly document and investigate who it is .


so this is whatz become of me.

ah but alas ...I go to buy this tommorrow morning...see atached

Anthony

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Picture posted is of a dirtbike
That must have a helluva suspension.
Or be submersible.

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Wait. Wait. He "picks up turds retardz place in protest." this raises a myriad of questions.
Sounds like me grading homework

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I am sure I can get Mario to reset his password
Ahem...

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How does he keep the tank from becoming a medium for all kinds of vile shit? I know Epsom Salt has Magnesium Sulfate in it, which will have some antimicrobial effect, but a huge tank of non-circulating, standing water is asking for trouble.


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How does he keep the tank from becoming a medium for all kinds of vile shit? I know Epsom Salt has Magnesium Sulfate in it, which will have some antimicrobial effect, but a huge tank of non-circulating, standing water is asking for trouble.
JOHN 3:16 (KJV version of coarse).

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I am sure I can get Mario to reset his password
Ahem...
All I want for Christmas is for BZRKR to have his password reset...

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Is this the same guy who was trying to make his feet more muscular?

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Is this the same guy who was trying to make his feet more muscular?
You too can have guaranteed success if you use the right kind of hunny and beleev!

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