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TB12????

Post by buckethead » Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:32 am

Anyone know any actual details about Tom Brady's new workout philosophy?

The sites are vague

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Post by Shapecharge » Mon Nov 14, 2016 3:15 am

I definitely want to know about his skin care regime.

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Post by buckethead » Mon Nov 14, 2016 3:21 am

He only uses soap and shampoo once/week. That's a given

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Post by milosz » Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:41 am

Bathes in Giselle's pussy juice?

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Post by dead man walking » Thu Jan 05, 2017 5:23 pm

"active recovery sleepwear," or what you might call pajamas. the good news is, it's expensive.

brady is becoming the gwenyth paltrow of football players

http://www.sbnation.com/2017/1/5/141765 ... -your-lane
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Post by Shapecharge » Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:46 am

dead man walking wrote:"active recovery sleepwear," or what you might call pajamas. the good news is, it's expensive.

brady is becoming the gwenyth paltrow of football players

http://www.sbnation.com/2017/1/5/141765 ... -your-lane
This is worth a read...unlike our, uhh, resident professional writer who shall remain nameless but almost died awhile back while dog-paddling in a slow moving creek filled with muskrats, this writer is hilarious and skewers Brady pretty good:

“The TB12 technology takes the gorkons from your zonkoids and reflects it back to your zyads to imprint the speculative radars into your biodemented spectrum.”

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Post by Koko, Beware » Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:47 am

He's the best athlete I hate the most.
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Post by buckethead » Fri Jan 06, 2017 4:00 am

I used to hate Brady with a passion until we got manning for 4 years. Now I respect Brady for the competitor that he is

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Post by Hanglow Joe » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:01 pm

Boxer shorts work fine for me.

Peyton Manning has shilled every product imaginable. Brady endorses a line of recovery PJ's and he's now Gwenyth Paltrow? Hilarious.

My favorite football player on my favorite team.

I could give 2 fucks less about avocado ice cream, his quack recovery advisor, Uggs or pajamas.

Just keep throwing TD passes with only 2 picks and get a 5th Super Bowl. Pats fan since 1975. by the way.

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Post by powerlifter54 » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:32 pm

I always despised the Pats and Brady was part of the team. So him too. But Inflategate and the Commissioner have turned me into an at arm's length fan.
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Post by dead man walking » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:41 pm

Hanglow Joe wrote:Just keep throwing TD passes with only 2 picks and get a 5th Super Bowl. Pats fan since 1975. by the way.
obviously he and belichek are cheating--again. the commish just hasn't figured out how.
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Post by buckethead » Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:57 am

dead man walking wrote:
Hanglow Joe wrote:Just keep throwing TD passes with only 2 picks and get a 5th Super Bowl. Pats fan since 1975. by the way.
obviously he and belichek are cheating--again. the commish just hasn't figured out how.
I heard they incline the field slightly such that they're always operating downhill

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Post by dead man walking » Thu Jan 12, 2017 4:02 pm

these pjs are smart

these bad boys include bio-creamics and a triaxial accelerometer.

take you wet dreams to a whole nother level
includes special bio-ceramic particles that absorb infrared wavelengths emitted by the body and reflect back Far Infrared, helping the body recover faster while promoting better sleep . . .

incudes sensors located below the athlete's sternum; the sensors include a triaxial accelerometer, a heart-rate monitor, and a breathing-rate monitor.
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Post by buckethead » Sat Jan 14, 2017 5:49 am

Are they ok for Mormon use?

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Post by dead man walking » Sat Jan 14, 2017 4:08 pm

they contain homeopathic quantities of the golden plates
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