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Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by SubClaw » Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:41 pm

That was fucking awesome.


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Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Mon Dec 05, 2016 3:32 pm

I see this as "dickhead crossfitter dresses up like an old man to be a cocksucker"

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by Koko, Beware » Mon Dec 05, 2016 3:35 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I see this as "dickhead crossfitter dresses up like an old man to be a cocksucker"
yep.
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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Mon Dec 05, 2016 3:39 pm

This is douchbaggery at it's finest. There is nothing amusing about this particular video...Johnny Knoxville did the old man thing 10000% better and more entertaining. This is douchbag #1 being filmed by douchbag #2, and some cunt friends from the 'box' giggling about it while they stand around feeling superior.

Very millenial

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by Shapecharge » Mon Dec 05, 2016 3:41 pm

It was awesome and funny when Kyrie Irving did it in that Coke commercial from a few years ago but this is just a poor ripoff of the same idea.

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by SubClaw » Mon Dec 05, 2016 5:29 pm

You're all a bunch of angry old men.

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by climber511 » Mon Dec 05, 2016 5:36 pm

It will actually be pretty neat if he can come back in 30 years and do it - when is IS old and not playing at it to get some attention.

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by dead man walking » Mon Dec 05, 2016 5:56 pm

SubClaw wrote:You're all a bunch of angry old men.
white men.
Really Big Strong Guy: There are a plethora of psychopaths among us.

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by ledfistaco » Mon Dec 05, 2016 7:04 pm

Shapecharge wrote:It was awesome and funny when Kyrie Irving did it in that Coke commercial from a few years ago but this is just a poor ripoff of the same idea.
Yep!

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by dkay » Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:47 pm

dead man walking wrote:
SubClaw wrote:You're all a bunch of angry old men.
white men.

Haha! At first I was mildly discomfited by the ageism (to both the elderly and young, douchebag set) - now, Sir, I am triggered.

Edited to add: The fact that he didn't trip on his own balls was the dead giveaway that he wasn't old.

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by bennyonesix » Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:34 am

Not really shocked that Muscle Beach is a sacred spot to lots around here.

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:39 am

Are you still using your push up handles benwald? I don't think muscle beach is so sacred, it's just that douchbags are douchbags

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by bennyonesix » Tue Dec 06, 2016 4:23 am

I use a bar it is like a see saw.

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Tue Dec 06, 2016 7:45 pm

can you use two gymnastics rings like this

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by bennyonesix » Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:08 pm

I'll try. But no fucking way.

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:31 pm

I can't even hold a plank position. Unless my feet are like 6' apart and I'm piked

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by climber511 » Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:48 pm

Can I - Yes I can. But it's not a safe thing to do - fail the wrong way and you could mess up a wrist pretty quickly.

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by bennyonesix » Tue Dec 06, 2016 9:08 pm

I was going to put pillows to either side.

Is it a grip exercise?

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Wed Dec 07, 2016 1:01 am

It's a wrist exercise, really.

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by Boris » Wed Dec 07, 2016 1:36 pm

Rings? Please...

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:03 pm

Easier to balance on the ts than the rings, boris...no lie

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by bennyonesix » Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:02 pm

Yeah I can do those while shaking like a leaf but I doubt I can do rings.

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by Boris » Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:10 pm

Dudes, I'll be somehow disappointed if either of you have actually tried the "neuro-grips"... I was just throwing in the Dragondoor contraptions to be funny.

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Re: Muscle Beach Trolling.

Post by bennyonesix » Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:15 pm

You doubt my autism?

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