MARIO!! New forum needed stat!!

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MARIO!! New forum needed stat!!

Post by Shapecharge » Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:16 pm

It is obviously we need a separate dedicated forum for all things stationary rowing. Where is that fucking Mario? That guy is fucking NEVER around to fix/take care of shit. MARIO!! Get your olive-eating ass in here and set this shit up. Maybe sub-forums for the C2, another one for the water-rower etc. Prolly one for that upright thingy too. We could have cool threads on noise and how to reduce it. Maybe one just on the handle. And don't even fuck around with the "technique" thread which needs to be stickied immediately! We could capture video of each other rowing and then post it and ask about our technique and have literally pages of suggestions on what's wrong and how to fix it. We could take pics of the monitor with our phone and post it to another sub-forum so we could compliment each other's dedication and urge each other to break even more meaningless personal records!! Think about how cool this could be!! MARIO!! Goddamn it...chop chop ese'!

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Post by Alfred_E._Neuman » Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:44 am

The Pimp My Erg thread would be epic!!!11!11111!
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Post by syaigh » Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:12 am

Bunch of cheap ass motherfuckers. Gotta pay for Mario to bling your shit out. Im gonna sponsor my own sub-forum: blocky dudes with pies. Not christmas cookies, motherfucking pies. Start submitting your entries now.
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Post by dead man walking » Fri Feb 10, 2017 3:10 am

back in the day, every man's favorite was hair pie.

harder to find nowadays.
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Post by Sangoma » Fri Feb 10, 2017 4:44 am

If we need an extra forum it's about Trump. Or politics. Same thing.
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Post by Mickey O'neil » Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:17 pm

I'll pass. The most I prefer is a landing strip or something similar. Smooth is nice.
dead man walking wrote:back in the day, every man's favorite was hair pie.

harder to find nowadays.

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Post by Bobby » Fri Feb 10, 2017 4:04 pm

Mickey O'neil wrote:I'll pass. The most I prefer is a landing strip or something similar. Smooth is nice.
dead man walking wrote:back in the day, every man's favorite was hair pie.

harder to find nowadays.

What,you wearing skinny jeans you hipster!
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Post by beefheart » Sat Feb 11, 2017 3:49 pm

Mario, please move this thread to the kettlebell forum
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Post by Turdacious » Sat Feb 11, 2017 7:21 pm

beefheart wrote:Mario, please move this thread to the kettlebell forum
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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Post by bennyonesix » Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:47 am

How does this make you feel?

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Post by nafod » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:55 pm

Is a female rowing groupie a whoar?
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Re: MARIO!! New forum needed stat!!

Post by dead man walking » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:59 pm

if your life is empty and meaningless, lacking in excitement and purpose, you can heighten the pointlessness by watching people race on ergs at the crash-b.

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