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Mega Erections

Post by Bram » Sun Feb 12, 2017 5:52 pm

First, I apologize to any women here who do not like erections, this is an open forum and there's a good chance they're not your cup of tea.

If you do strive to achieve this state, how do you get there?

Being 18? Cialis? Injections right into your junk? Looking at midget porn? Dick pills from the back of men's health? Shape, please weigh in here.

And your favorite trainer, Bram Wiley, has the sexual drive of a juvenile wild hare, so don't think of this as a cry for help, but a kindness that I'm bringing for you and any erections you care about.

Discuss.
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Re: Mega Erections

Post by Alfred_E._Neuman » Sun Feb 12, 2017 6:34 pm

First, lets get the obligatory stuff out of the way:
Alfred's cock will get so hard at the drop of a hat that a cat can't scratch it. Harder than calculus. Hard enough to cut glass.......

Now that that's out of the way, the stuff that's good for overall health is good for wang health. If a dude is pushing rope on the regular, he's got some health problem that's causing it. Shit diet and other lifestyle factors that cause diabetes and heart disease will affect the blood vessels to the penis just like anywhere else. Usually quicker. And for damn sure more noticeable in the early stages of the diseases. If the arteries in your heart a just a bit clogged you probably won't know. If the arteries into the wang are a bit clogged and you can't get it up, you'll for sure pick up on that.
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Re: Mega Erections

Post by tonkadtx » Sun Feb 12, 2017 7:15 pm

I noticed both high doses of Vitamin D and the recommended doses of ZMA added pep to my step.

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Re: Mega Erections

Post by odin » Sun Feb 12, 2017 7:27 pm

Gilf porn with an s&m cuckold twist. Normally Mmmmf, with at least 2 Arabs in the mix. Religious submissive theme desirable but not essential. The f has to be a genuine practicing Jew. Anything else and I just can't get aroused.
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Re: Mega Erections

Post by Turdacious » Sun Feb 12, 2017 8:48 pm

Mario, please move this thread to the Chaos and Pain forum.
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Re: Mega Erections

Post by Sangoma » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:45 pm

Bram wrote: And your favorite trainer, Bram Wiley, has the sexual drive of a juvenile wild hare, so don't think of this as a cry for help, but a kindness that I'm bringing for you and any erections you care about.
You don't have to mention that: nobody has problems with erections. Never mind Cialis and Viagra sales are in billions annually.
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Re: Mega Erections

Post by Bram » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:48 pm

odin wrote:Gilf porn with an s&m cuckold twist. Normally Mmmmf, with at least 2 Arabs in the mix. Religious submissive theme desirable but not essential. The f has to be a genuine practicing Jew. Anything else and I just can't get aroused.
I'm gonna need a link to confirm the effects.
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Post by Sangoma » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:51 pm

Solutions:

Normalising testosterone levels
Increasing free testosterone (Mesterolone does that, as apparently does Winstrol)
Reducing prolactin levels
Optimising oestrogen

Drugs: Cialis, Levitra, Viagra

Supplements: Icariin, Mucuna Puriens, Maca

Peptides: Bremelanotide and Melanotan 2. The former will give you prolonged and very hard erection for hours, about 4 hours after injection. It also somewhat aphrodisiac.
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Re: Mega Erections

Post by bennyonesix » Sun Feb 12, 2017 11:36 pm

Quit porn and jerk it as little as possible, never if in a relationship or get a new girl.

PHA at least once a week.

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Re: Mega Erections

Post by Blaidd Drwg » Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:08 am

I hate to point out the obvious.....but OPP is the age old standby.
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Post by buckethead » Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:20 am

I'm feeling good about my half century wood as I have no idea what supplements PHA and OPP are?

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Post by Sangoma » Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:44 am

Same here. What's OPP and PHA?
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Post by JimZipCode » Mon Feb 13, 2017 4:23 am

Sangoma wrote:Same here. What's OPP and PHA?
OPP:
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Re: Mega Erections

Post by Bram » Mon Feb 13, 2017 4:00 pm

Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:First, lets get the obligatory stuff out of the way:
Alfred's cock will get so hard at the drop of a hat that a cat can't scratch it. Harder than calculus. Hard enough to cut glass.......

Now that that's out of the way, the stuff that's good for overall health is good for wang health. If a dude is pushing rope on the regular, he's got some health problem that's causing it. Shit diet and other lifestyle factors that cause diabetes and heart disease will affect the blood vessels to the penis just like anywhere else. Usually quicker. And for damn sure more noticeable in the early stages of the diseases. If the arteries in your heart a just a bit clogged you probably won't know. If the arteries into the wang are a bit clogged and you can't get it up, you'll for sure pick up on that.
To get my boners to threat level:MIDNIGHT!, I eat a shit ton of healthy food.

Specifically increasing my omega-3's by eating more walnuts and using walnut oil and decreasing my omega-6's by cutting down on animal fats seemed to have the biggest effect, but hard to say, no pun intended.

I definitely am wary of going overboard on the walnuts so maybe some chia or flax seeds to mix it up.
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Re: Mega Erections

Post by WildGorillaMan » Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:18 pm

Sangoma wrote:Solutions:

Normalising testosterone levels
Increasing free testosterone (Mesterolone does that, as apparently does Winstrol)
Reducing prolactin levels
Optimising oestrogen
Winny does act to reduce SHBG, which will increase your free test, but its effect is slight: for it to be noticeable you need a dose that no matter how you parse it counts as being on a cycle. NTTAWT. You can take Mesterolone(Proviron) if you want to keep the shine on your natty halo.

The supplements I take specifically for male health:

Vitamin D3
Vitamin E
Zinc
Lecithin
Omega 3 oil
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Re: Mega Erections

Post by bennyonesix » Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:31 pm

PHA. Peripheral Heart Action. Bob Gajda.

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Re: Mega Erections

Post by syaigh » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:05 pm

This is so not hawt.
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Post by Sangoma » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:20 pm

For one second I got unsettled when I saw syaigh's name being the last in this thread. Then I was wondering, what does she do to get mega erection...
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Post by Sangoma » Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:25 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Sangoma wrote:Solutions:

Normalising testosterone levels
Increasing free testosterone (Mesterolone does that, as apparently does Winstrol)
Reducing prolactin levels
Optimising oestrogen
Winny does act to reduce SHBG, which will increase your free test, but its effect is slight: for it to be noticeable you need a dose that no matter how you parse it counts as being on a cycle. NTTAWT. You can take Mesterolone(Proviron) if you want to keep the shine on your natty halo.

The supplements I take specifically for male health:

Vitamin D3
Vitamin E
Zinc
Lecithin
Omega 3 oil
Mesterolone (Proviron) deserves special mention. It gets your libido to the level of a fifteen year old. It is amazing what kind of things get you in the mood when you are on this drug. I am talking mannequins in the shop windows, as one example. I took it for couple of months several years ago. Unfortunately it flares up my colitis.
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Post by milosz » Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:15 pm

Other side effects of mesterolone can include headache, depression or anxiety, changes in sexual desire, oily skin and acne, weakness, swollen ankles, increased breast size in men, and either increased hair growth or hair loss.
Cankles and manboobs seem like they'd cancel out any other benefits - what's the point of four inches of blue steel if you're not using it with anyone?

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Re: Mega Erections

Post by milosz » Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:19 pm

Side question. Any time I'm moderately-to-severely hungover my libido jumps off the charts - my record as a 30-something was eight rounds on a New Year's Day after I got so drunk I let a friend give me a mohawk. Is there a standard mechanism there like a testosterone rebound or something?

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Post by Sangoma » Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:25 pm

milosz wrote:
Other side effects of mesterolone can include headache, depression or anxiety, changes in sexual desire, oily skin and acne, weakness, swollen ankles, increased breast size in men, and either increased hair growth or hair loss.
Cankles and manboobs seem like they'd cancel out any other benefits - what's the point of four inches of blue steel if you're not using it with anyone?
To put this into perspective check out the side effects of vitamin C below, then decide if reading the insert manuals is the way to go.
Vitamin C may cause abdominal cramps or pain, chest pain, dental erosion, dizziness, diarrhea, faintness, fatigue, flushing, gut blockage, headache, heartburn, increased risk of lung cancer, increased risk of Parkinson's disease, inflamed esophagus, injection site discomfort, nausea, red blood cell complications, skin tingling or irritation, slowing of endurance training, thickening of blood vessels close to the heart, urinary complications, and vomiting.
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Re: Mega Erections

Post by WildGorillaMan » Mon Feb 13, 2017 11:50 pm

milosz wrote:
Other side effects of mesterolone can include headache, depression or anxiety, changes in sexual desire, oily skin and acne, weakness, swollen ankles, increased breast size in men, and either increased hair growth or hair loss.
Cankles and manboobs seem like they'd cancel out any other benefits - what's the point of four inches of blue steel if you're not using it with anyone?
Those can all be laid at the feet of the HTPA aromatising test into
estrogen in response to an elevated test level.

Proper aromatase inhibition can solve all that.
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Re: Mega Erections

Post by Blaidd Drwg » Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:34 am

milosz wrote:
Other side effects of mesterolone can include headache, depression or anxiety, changes in sexual desire, oily skin and acne, weakness, swollen ankles, increased breast size in men, and either increased hair growth or hair loss.
Cankles and manboobs seem like they'd cancel out any other benefits - what's the point of four inches of blue steel if you're not using it with anyone?
I have never seen anyone get those sides from Prov.
As far as fuckery goes, If you have the right kind of access to willing partner(s) you will PR...4 or 5 times a day is about baseline.
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Re: Mega Erections

Post by TomFurman » Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:24 am

Manage hormones at any age.
1. Sleep properly.
2. Limit alcohol
3. Cardio Health including diet.
4. Some sort of stress reduction to include aerobics or meditation.

As per chemistry.
1. If Test is low.. get a Doc and manage this.
2. Cialis is slow and long. Healthy for prostate, reduces estradiol and perhaps bumps test a bit.
3. Viagra is quicker and big bang.
4. Trimix grosses me out. Insulin type needle in the dick. Hard on by way of.. I'm guessing some prostaglandin mechanism

Herbals
1. Maca
2. Tribulus
3. Tongkat Ali

Things like Yohimbe work but can cause panic attacks, etc.

Hope that helps.
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