In the past week I have applied over 8k kcals of coconut oil to my scrotum. Where did those calories go?

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In the past week I have applied over 8k kcals of coconut oil to my scrotum. Where did those calories go?

Post by bennyonesix » Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:04 pm

I am concerned that I will have to count these calories in my diet. The oil goes on and then it just gets absorbed. Where the fuck do these calories go?

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Re: In the past week I have applied over 8k kcals of coconut oil to my scrotum. Where did those calories go?

Post by Ripe Turd » Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:57 pm

The calories have been eaten off by the bacteria around your a**hole, which is why it smells like death since last week.

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Re: In the past week I have applied over 8k kcals of coconut oil to my scrotum. Where did those calories go?

Post by Turdacious » Fri Jun 23, 2017 2:11 am

bennyonesix wrote:
Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:04 pm
I am concerned that I will have to count these calories in my diet. The oil goes on and then it just gets absorbed. Where the fuck do these calories go?
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Re: In the past week I have applied over 8k kcals of coconut oil to my scrotum. Where did those calories go?

Post by bennyonesix » Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:31 pm

This is a serious question.

Can one absorb calories through the skin?

Specifically, the testicles.

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Re: In the past week I have applied over 8k kcals of coconut oil to my scrotum. Where did those calories go?

Post by dkay » Sat Jun 24, 2017 12:26 am

I assume you haven't noticed that your gay lover has gained 15 lbs in the past week.

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Re: In the past week I have applied over 8k kcals of coconut oil to my scrotum. Where did those calories go?

Post by Sangoma » Sat Jun 24, 2017 2:44 am

bennyonesix wrote:
Fri Jun 23, 2017 7:31 pm
This is a serious question.

Can one absorb calories through the skin?

Specifically, the testicles.
You can, but the effect is mostly local. So if you continue at this rate your testicles will become obese.
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Re: In the past week I have applied over 8k kcals of coconut oil to my scrotum. Where did those calories go?

Post by bennyonesix » Sun Jun 25, 2017 6:36 pm

Most all the shit you say as tarded tho?

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