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Post by Sangoma » Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:44 am

A Secret Obstacle Has Been Blocking Your Full Strength Potential — Here’s How the ISOCHAIN Can Help You Smash Through Your Previous Limitations and Unleash Stunning New Gains in Physical Capability…
For only $399: https://www.dragondoor.com/store/isoc ... preorder/
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Post by SubClaw » Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:04 am

I can't stand Ducane's advertising. No matter what he's trying to sell. It reminds me of those really old Charles Atlas ads.

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Post by Fat Cat » Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:27 pm

This is what rock bottom looks like.
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Re: Isochain

Post by Hanglow Joe » Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:40 pm

Are they still making money on certs? Is anyone buying their stuff anymore? Place is a ghost town.

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Re: Isochain

Post by Fat Cat » Wed Feb 05, 2020 7:53 pm

It was Pavel that built the DD brand. He had a nose for developing new talent and then riding their coattails (think Steve Maxwell, Steve Cotter, Mike Mahler, Dan John, etc.) Those tattooed faggot brothers selling pushup certifications aren't gonna cut the mustard, so he's going back to what he knows: selling garbage "fitness devices" like the Pavelizer.
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Post by Kazuya Mishima » Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:25 pm

A stick, a chain, some caribiners, and a block of wood. Heavy spring and industrial quality hanging scale are optional. I think even a clueless handyman retard like myself could cobble this thing together for less than $50 with all the options.

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Re: Isochain

Post by Fat Cat » Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:42 pm

It isn't worth a pinch of shit at $49 or $499. Goddamn it I'm angry now.
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Post by newguy » Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:45 pm

And last I saw it wasn't even in production. They were doing an in house kick starter.

And the manual/premise is from Paul Wade...the Convict Conditioning guy who is suddenly and isometrics guru......

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Post by Luke » Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:01 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:25 pm
A stick, a chain, some caribiners, and a block of wood. Heavy spring and industrial quality hanging scale are optional. I think even a clueless handyman retard like myself could cobble this thing together for less than $50 with all the options.
But can you build the app? Seems like they are trying to do that as well?

Wasn't the success of isometrics' mostly attributed to dbol? Josh Bryant swears by 'em given his relationship with Hatfield - and gives mention to the drug side of things. Curious about others thoughts.

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Re: Isochain

Post by Kazuya Mishima » Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:10 pm

I agree that this is mostly a waste of time, and if you're failing to get jacked and tan with free weights maybe the physical life just isn't for you. Would add back in work with Jumpstretch bands WAY before I ever fucked with this IsoChain boosheet.

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Post by Fat Cat » Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:55 pm

Luke wrote:
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Wasn't the success of isometrics' mostly attributed to dbol?
Yes. At least according to Muscletown U.S.A., the gains the York brahs were getting from Dianabol was attributed to isometrics and isometronics, and York sold tons of books and racks based on the idea. Total fraudulence has been the basis of the iron game since Sandow was lifting fake weights and cutting with meth.
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Re: Isochain

Post by Hanglow Joe » Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:22 am

The beginning of the end was when they went from kettlebells to all in on Convict Conditioning. I can understand the diversification, and it was a hit, but it started going down hill then.

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Post by Sangoma » Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:38 am

DragonDoor was a combo of marketing guru Du Cane and Evil Russian Pavel. Pavel has built the name, split and started the Church of StrongFirst. Du Cane is left without the winning horse. Russian Spetznaz Instructor Comrade image was exotic and desirable as an achievement. Selling the idea of prison fitness doesn't seem to work that well.
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Re: Isochain

Post by Fat Cat » Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:08 am

Because Convict Conditioning is literally fake and gay.
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Re: Isochain

Post by Alfred_E._Neuman » Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:42 am

I don't know where I've been on this, just now hearing about it.
Anybody who spends a fucking dime on a handle chained to a board is a goddamned fool. Full stop.
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Re: Isochain

Post by Luke » Fri Feb 07, 2020 2:34 am

Fat Cat wrote:
Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:55 pm
Luke wrote:
Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:01 pm
Wasn't the success of isometrics' mostly attributed to dbol?
Total fraudulence has been the basis of the iron game since Sandow was lifting fake weights and cutting with meth.
So people weren't strong before PEDs? DAMN.

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Re: Isochain

Post by Fat Cat » Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:43 pm

Luke wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 2:34 am
Fat Cat wrote:
Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:55 pm
Luke wrote:
Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:01 pm
Wasn't the success of isometrics' mostly attributed to dbol?
Total fraudulence has been the basis of the iron game since Sandow was lifting fake weights and cutting with meth.
So people weren't strong before PEDs? DAMN.
No. It's a little known fact that people couldn't even open jars until the synthesis of methandrostenolone.
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