Ido Portal is wrong because we are descended from primate insectivores

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Ido Portal is wrong because we are descended from primate insectivores

Post by Bennyonesix1 » Sat Apr 25, 2020 6:09 pm

Not flame. Our dentition and back musculature indicates ground insectivore (with aquatic aspects) descent. Think ripping bark off fallen trees and not swinging through the jungle. Gorilla not little monkey. Our shoulders were meant to pull like a row and not fully extend over the head. Ido is a little scrunt and gets away with it. But hanging and swinging for long periods is bad juju. Same with pullups.

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Re: Ido Portal is wrong because we are descended from primate insectivores

Post by Wild Bill » Sat Apr 25, 2020 6:17 pm

Bennyonesix1 wrote:
Sat Apr 25, 2020 6:09 pm
Ido is a little scrunt
New word in my vocablary! Didn't knew it.

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Re: Ido Portal is wrong because we are descended from primate insectivores

Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Tue Apr 28, 2020 8:31 pm

Ido was once on there and insisted that his friends called him Brown Ido because he loved anal sex with women. With women. With women.


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Re: Ido Portal is wrong because we are descended from primate insectivores

Post by Fat Cat » Wed Apr 29, 2020 12:06 am

Literally no one likes Ido. He had a sock puppet here for along time tho, I think. The guy who claimed to be a karate guy in Israel.
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Re: Ido Portal is wrong because we are descended from primate insectivores

Post by Bennyonesix1 » Wed Apr 29, 2020 12:57 am

I thought that was in my imagination. But the Ido thing really happened.

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Re: Ido Portal is wrong because we are descended from primate insectivores

Post by newguy » Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:50 am

N/M

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Re: Ido Portal is wrong because we are descended from primate insectivores

Post by Bram » Wed Apr 29, 2020 5:10 pm

I prefer to believe we descended from insectoids
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Re: Ido Portal is wrong because we are descended from primate insectivores

Post by Bram » Wed Apr 29, 2020 5:12 pm

I will say that proper shoulder mechanics on a pull-up are tricky for a lot of people, you have to have a sturdy pair of low traps to sufficiently depress the scapulae for an entire set.
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