WTFFF? Homeopathic snoring remedy?

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WTFFF? Homeopathic snoring remedy?

Post by GoDogGo! » Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:13 am

We visited my brother in law this weekend. He has a small apartment, so after the first night he knew about my mighty snoring talent. Probably his neighbors did too.

Anyway, as a joke, because it was on super double-secret clearance markdown (50 cents), he bought a bottle of these drops:

and gave them to me, saying that they could save my marriage. Hah. Is funny joke man.

I took them on Sunday, and I didn't snore (!) My wife says that she wouldn't have believed it, but I always fall asleep before she does, and immediately start in on snoring. This time I didn't, and she didn't have to poke me during the night, either. I took them Mon and Tues, same effect.

Starting Wednesday I haven't taken them any more, but I'm still not snoring. This is way fucked up. I double-checked with my boys, and they haven't heard me sawing logs either.

I'm going to abstain from them until I start snoring, and then try the test again. Theoretically if it's a placebo it should stop working eventually. In the meantime, I'd like to hear from any other champion snorers who have tried them.

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Post by PC Polar Circle Person » Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:50 am

GDG!, contrary to what you believe, you're far from having figured out any important things at all in life. Homeopathy can indeed help with pussy assed problems, like snoring. For real men it is of no help, though, as we do not snore or any such silly shit.

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