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ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by CRUSADER » Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:39 am

YO I AM A NINJA

AND I HAVE A SWORD TO PROVIT!

GOOD STEAL 9620 -? IT CAN BEND TO 90 DEGREES AND COMES BACK TRUE --MANY YOU TUBE VIDEOS ON THIS ONE ---CHENESS CUTLERY --SWORD BUYERS GUIDE HAS GOOD DEAL ---IT COMES SHARP BUT IT CAN TAKE A RAZORS EDGE - MINES DO HAVE EM.
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Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by Turdacious » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:06 pm

WHAT ABOUT THE SWORDS THESE GUYS USE:

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Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by Bobby » Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:20 am

THE PRIEST HAS GOOD POSTURE! A SHINING EXAMPLE FOR OUR YOUTH!!!!!!
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".

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Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by CRUSADER » Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:16 am

THOSE SICKOS WILL PAY
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Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:47 pm

It's great you're still so close to your mom and pop. It's hard to move out in this economy.

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Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by tough old man » Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:22 pm

That priest is checking out the guards gear!
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Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by CRUSADER » Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:05 am

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:It's great you're still so close to your mom and pop. It's hard to move out in this economy.
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Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by Turdacious » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:57 pm

CRUSADER DOSN'T LIVE WITH HIS MOM AND DAD, HE LIVES IN A GARBAGE BAG, IN THE BACK OF A TRUK, ODWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by Garm » Mon Oct 11, 2010 12:06 am

Ninja swords aren't / weren't curved.
My SIG can beat up your SIG.

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Post by Pinky » Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:02 am

Anything's possible if you believe in Jesus.
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Post by Turdacious » Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:58 pm

RECIGNIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Post by Turdacious » Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:54 pm

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Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by j-cubed » Tue Jul 31, 2012 1:19 pm

Garm wrote:Ninja swords aren't / weren't curved.
Wouldn't that be only in the Ninjer movies?

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Post by WildGorillaMan » Tue Jul 31, 2012 3:17 pm

j-cubed wrote:
Garm wrote:Ninja swords aren't / weren't curved.
Wouldn't that be only in the Ninjer movies?
That was a fiction propagated by marketing Ninjitsu classes to roundeyes in the 1980s. The whole point of being a neenja in Feudal Japan was that nobody knew you were a neenja, you blended in until you struck! Going out in public with a sword at all when you're clearly not a member of the samurai class, let along carrying a sword that screamed NEENJA would be kind of foolish.
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Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by Turdacious » Tue Jul 31, 2012 3:43 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
j-cubed wrote:
Garm wrote:Ninja swords aren't / weren't curved.
Wouldn't that be only in the Ninjer movies?
That was a fiction propagated by marketing Ninjitsu classes to roundeyes in the 1980s. The whole point of being a neenja in Feudal Japan was that nobody knew you were a neenja, you blended in until you struck! Going out in public with a sword at all when you're clearly not a member of the samurai class, let along carrying a sword that screamed NEENJA would be kind of foolish.
Meh, a real ninja would have distracted them with his enormous feet, KJV, and pot of hunny.
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Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by Grandpa's Spells » Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:54 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
j-cubed wrote:
Garm wrote:Ninja swords aren't / weren't curved.
Wouldn't that be only in the Ninjer movies?
That was a fiction propagated by marketing Ninjitsu classes to roundeyes in the 1980s. The whole point of being a neenja in Feudal Japan was that nobody knew you were a neenja, you blended in until you struck! Going out in public with a sword at all when you're clearly not a member of the samurai class, let along carrying a sword that screamed NEENJA would be kind of foolish.
Not only that, but ninjas didn't wear black pajamas & hoods, either. This came from kabuki depictions, not reality.

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Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by Pinky » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:22 pm

Grandpa's Spells wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
j-cubed wrote:
Garm wrote:Ninja swords aren't / weren't curved.
Wouldn't that be only in the Ninjer movies?
That was a fiction propagated by marketing Ninjitsu classes to roundeyes in the 1980s. The whole point of being a neenja in Feudal Japan was that nobody knew you were a neenja, you blended in until you struck! Going out in public with a sword at all when you're clearly not a member of the samurai class, let along carrying a sword that screamed NEENJA would be kind of foolish.
Not only that, but ninjas didn't wear black pajamas & hoods, either. This came from kabuki depictions, not reality.
Real historical ninjas don't flex nuts. 'Cause real historical ninjas know they got 'em.
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Post by DARTH » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:35 am

And most known Ninjas ended up being boiled in oil. I remember when I read Adams book as and seeing that and thinking "Well that's another cool thing shot down by reality."

They were not all that badass and when cornerd by a Samurai they were usually no match.

Years ago a Ninjutsu student visited Lamond's Dojo, not impressed at all.




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Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by Pinky » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:31 pm

I liked that story Lamond tells about the Ninjutsu guy who could "disappear" and wouldn't tap out.
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Post by DARTH » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:20 am

Pinky wrote:I liked that story Lamond tells about the Ninjutsu guy who could "disappear" and wouldn't tap out.
As he cranked the fuck out of the guy's wrist he leaned in and softly said "OK Ninja, Dissapear."

The best one is after training Ninja man went on about how he was an expert in the art of dissapering and stealth, this back when the group had a SF Col. andother SF NCO, a former vietnam era LRRP and 2 Force Recon Marines.

" I'll go off and hide and you all count to 100 and then come find me."

So he runs off and the crew got in their cars and left.




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Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by WildGorillaMan » Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:47 pm

DARTH wrote:And most known Ninjas ended up being boiled in oil.
Isn't the correct technical term for this "deep fried"?
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Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by Pinky » Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:23 pm

Tempura
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Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by Turdacious » Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:26 pm

WHAT DUZ THIS LAMOND NONSENCE HAVE TO DO WITH THE KJV??????????
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Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by Shapecharge » Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:43 pm

THE SWORD OF GOD WILL SLICE THROUGH INJUSTICE AND IMPALE EVIL. IT IS ALSO HANDY FOR PRYING OPEN STUFF AND CUTTING UP VEGETABLES WHEN NECESSARY.

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Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!

Post by WildGorillaMan » Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:08 pm

Pinky wrote:Tempura
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