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 Post subject: Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 4:30 am 
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THE SWORD OF GOD WILL SLICE THROUGH INJUSTICE AND IMPALE EVIL. IT IS ALSO HANDY FOR PRYING OPEN STUFF AND CUTTING UP VEGETABLES WHEN NECESSARY.
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 Post subject: Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:24 pm 
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YO I AM A NINJA

AND I HAVE A SWORD TO PROVIT!

GOOD STEAL 9620 -? IT CAN BEND TO 90 DEGREES AND COMES BACK TRUE --MANY YOU TUBE VIDEOS ON THIS ONE ---CHENESS CUTLERY --SWORD BUYERS GUIDE HAS GOOD DEAL ---IT COMES SHARP BUT IT CAN TAKE A RAZORS EDGE - MINES DO HAVE EM.
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 Post subject: Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:47 pm 
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Wow. I'm sorry I missed this thread the first time around... The garbage bag ninja is amazing!


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 Post subject: Re: ONIYURI NINJA SWORD!
PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:18 am 
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I have a student who also trains in Ninjustsu. Yes, I am really that sensei who gives students zero shit about training with others.

He figured since I've been fucking with swords so much, he invited me to a Ninja sword seminar.

I learned.... how I can keep my mouth shut when I wanted to scream "BULLSHIT!". The guy was nice but it was so fucking dumb.

He starts off with " We will do this assuming we are fighting someone in armour." and then the 2nd technique is a snap cut to the wrist. Problem, Japs wore an armour gauntlet called a kote there, you are not snap cutting it, maybe a power cut might get through but no fucking snap cut unless you’re Darth Fucking Vader.

And the best was " A good swordsmen moves his feet before his sword." well in his world a good swordsmen is a dead motherfucker." Weapon moves first through space is a fucking basic law or armed combat. WEvery armed system I’ve spent time with has that stated in some way.

This is what you get when you join a bunch of dickheads in kabuki outfits, who don’t suit up and go live, they believe shit like this.

At the end, I asked him if he ever wanted to get together and fence. dance, dance danced around that shit he did.

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2018 4:09 am 
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