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Jurassic World

Post by baffled » Mon Jun 22, 2015 2:21 am

I liked it quite a bit. A lot of fun.
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Re: Jurassic World

Post by Protobuilder » Mon Jun 22, 2015 2:23 am

I didn't see it.
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Re: Jurassic World

Post by baffled » Mon Jun 22, 2015 3:05 am

You should see it unless you're poor.
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Re: Jurassic World

Post by Protobuilder » Mon Jun 22, 2015 4:07 am

I saw the original. Isn't this the same with better special effects?
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Re: Jurassic World

Post by baffled » Mon Jun 22, 2015 4:19 am

Redhead is pretty hot. She wasn't in the first one.

New dinosaurs, too. And the computers are way better. Holograms and stuff.
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Re: Jurassic World

Post by nafod » Mon Jun 22, 2015 12:57 pm

Needs subtitles
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Post by The Venerable Bogatir X » Mon Jun 22, 2015 1:06 pm

Heavily laced with anthropomorphic goobly-goop, but most definitely a very cool movie.

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Re: Jurassic World

Post by Shafpocalypse Now » Mon Jun 22, 2015 3:04 pm

It was fun. A bit goofy, but fun nonetheless.

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Re: Jurassic World

Post by Pinky » Mon Jun 22, 2015 4:47 pm

Is this the one where a multi-species family of dinosaurs travels through time on a magic train, learning PC life lessons with a touch of paleontology?
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Re: Jurassic World

Post by baffled » Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:48 pm

Guessing that's one of the shittier jokes you've made lately?
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Re: Jurassic World

Post by rjudo » Mon Jun 22, 2015 10:56 pm

Just o.k. Special effects were cool, plot was no surprise. We saw it at the drive-in with my youngest, so that made it a lot of fun. she hasn't seen any of the others so she thought it was the awesome.
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Re: Jurassic World

Post by milosz » Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:47 am

Sucked.

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Post by Protobuilder » Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:19 am

rjudo wrote:Just o.k. Special effects were cool, plot was no surprise. We saw it at the drive-in with my youngest, so that made it a lot of fun. she hasn't seen any of the others so she thought it was the awesome.
OMG! You have a drive-in?
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Re: Jurassic World

Post by TerryB » Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:28 am

I don't watch dinosaur movies because I'm not 12.
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Re: Jurassic World

Post by Protobuilder » Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:38 am

I don't watch dinosaur movies because I'm not 12.
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Re: Jurassic World

Post by TerryB » Tue Jun 23, 2015 1:50 am

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Re: Jurassic World

Post by DrDonkeyLove » Tue Jun 23, 2015 2:33 am

Pinky wrote:Is this the one where a multi-species family of dinosaurs travels through time on a magic train, learning PC life lessons with a touch of paleontology?
Now that song is stuck in my head. Fuck you.
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Re: Jurassic World

Post by DrDonkeyLove » Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:03 am

baffled wrote:Redhead is pretty hot. She wasn't in the first one.
I thought she was quite hot and then she'd turn her head in a certain way and I saw Richie Cunningham looking at me. Unnerving.
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Re: Jurassic World

Post by baffled » Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:38 am

I kept getting flashes of young Julianne Moore and will be forgetting your Richie Cunningham comment.
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Re: Jurassic World

Post by buckethead » Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:53 am

I never got bored in the movie, and thought it was pretty good when I left.

But the next afternoon I was trying to describe it and realized it was really, actually poor. The plot was more one-dimensional than Turd's humor.

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Re: Jurassic World

Post by buckethead » Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:53 am

I never got bored in the movie, and thought it was pretty good when I left.

But the next afternoon I was trying to describe it and realized it was really, actually poor. The plot was more one-dimensional than Turd's humor.

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Re: Jurassic World

Post by Pinky » Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:35 am

DrDonkeyLove wrote:
Pinky wrote:Is this the one where a multi-species family of dinosaurs travels through time on a magic train, learning PC life lessons with a touch of paleontology?
Now that song is stuck in my head. Fuck you.
The only thing that will help is thinking about the Curious George theme song.
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Re: Jurassic World

Post by rjudo » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:06 am

Protobuilder wrote:
rjudo wrote:Just o.k. Special effects were cool, plot was no surprise. We saw it at the drive-in with my youngest, so that made it a lot of fun. she hasn't seen any of the others so she thought it was the awesome.
OMG! You have a drive-in?
'Bout twenty minutes or so down the road. whole lotta fun in the summer, bring the truck with beach chairs, cooler, blankets, etc. Lots of the same folks every weekend, kind of an outdoor party with a really big screen. \:D/ \:D/ \:D/
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Re: Jurassic World

Post by Protobuilder » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:12 am

rjudo wrote:
Protobuilder wrote:
rjudo wrote:Just o.k. Special effects were cool, plot was no surprise. We saw it at the drive-in with my youngest, so that made it a lot of fun. she hasn't seen any of the others so she thought it was the awesome.
OMG! You have a drive-in?
'Bout twenty minutes or so down the road. whole lotta fun in the summer, bring the truck with beach chairs, cooler, blankets, etc. Lots of the same folks every weekend, kind of an outdoor party with a really big screen. \:D/ \:D/ \:D/
That sounds terrible.
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Re: Jurassic World

Post by rjudo » Wed Jun 24, 2015 2:20 am

Just fuckin awful. Probably go this weekend.
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