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Captain America - Civil War

Post by Protobuilder » Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:32 am

Good.
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Re: Captain America - Civil War

Post by nafod » Sat Apr 30, 2016 2:25 pm

Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.
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Post by DrDonkeyLove » Sat Apr 30, 2016 3:30 pm

If one of the heroes doesn't say, "this ends here" or "this ends now", I'm not interested.
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Re: Captain America - Civil War

Post by Mickey O'neil » Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:47 pm

It's out already? I didn't think it came out until Thursday?

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Re: Captain America - Civil War

Post by Protobuilder » Sun May 01, 2016 4:51 am

nafod wrote:Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.
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Re: Captain America - Civil War

Post by nafod » Sun May 01, 2016 12:10 pm

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nafod wrote:Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.
Spandex limited to SpiderLad for the most part. Black Widow dresses conservatively - the third most attractive woman in the movie, by my ranking.
How come Spider-Man doesn't shoot webs out his ass like a real spider?
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Re: Captain America - Civil War

Post by Mickey O'neil » Mon May 02, 2016 12:24 am

HOW DARE YOU!!!
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nafod wrote:Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.
Spandex limited to SpiderLad for the most part. Black Widow dresses conservatively - the third most attractive woman in the movie, by my ranking.

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Re: Captain America - Civil War

Post by Protobuilder » Sun May 08, 2016 3:32 am

Mickey O'neil wrote:HOW DARE YOU!!!
Protobuilder wrote:
nafod wrote:Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.
Spandex limited to SpiderLad for the most part. Black Widow dresses conservatively - the third most attractive woman in the movie, by my ranking.
The Korean woman from Avengers 2 isn't in it or show probably would be lower.
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.

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Re: Captain America - Civil War

Post by Protobuilder » Sun May 08, 2016 3:33 am

nafod wrote:
Protobuilder wrote:
nafod wrote:Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.
Spandex limited to SpiderLad for the most part. Black Widow dresses conservatively - the third most attractive woman in the movie, by my ranking.
How come Spider-Man doesn't shoot webs out his ass like a real spider?
<SPOILER ALERT>
















































He's not really a spider.
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Re: Captain America - Civil War

Post by nafod » Mon May 09, 2016 2:04 am

Protobuilder wrote:
nafod wrote:
Protobuilder wrote:
nafod wrote:Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.
Spandex limited to SpiderLad for the most part. Black Widow dresses conservatively - the third most attractive woman in the movie, by my ranking.
How come Spider-Man doesn't shoot webs out his ass like a real spider?
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Re: Captain America - Civil War

Post by johno » Sat May 14, 2016 12:33 am

Good movie, fun. Cool symbolism...the United Nations wants to control Captain America. Get it? AMERICA. But the Captain has other ideas.

Also, that Olsen chick is no longer anorexic & waify. Hot, HOT, HAWT!
I think Scarlett has to take Fourth Place, behind the Olsen chick, the Captain's CIA girlfriend, and Marissa Tomei, of coarse.
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Re: Captain America - Civil War

Post by TerryB » Sun May 15, 2016 3:53 am

Protobuilder wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:HOW DARE YOU!!!
Protobuilder wrote:
nafod wrote:Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.
Spandex limited to SpiderLad for the most part. Black Widow dresses conservatively - the third most attractive woman in the movie, by my ranking.
The Korean woman from Avengers 2 isn't in it or show probably would be lower.


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Re: Captain America - Civil War

Post by Protobuilder » Sun May 29, 2016 11:07 pm

TerryB wrote:
Protobuilder wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:HOW DARE YOU!!!
Protobuilder wrote:
nafod wrote:Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.
Spandex limited to SpiderLad for the most part. Black Widow dresses conservatively - the third most attractive woman in the movie, by my ranking.
The Korean woman from Avengers 2 isn't in it or show probably would be lower.


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