John Wick 2 motherfuckers!!!

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John Wick 2 motherfuckers!!!

Post by Shapecharge » Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:19 pm

This thing was so over the top that no review is good enough. He killed so many people there's no way to actually comprehend it. There's some good knife-fu so you know the Furminator will be wearing a trench coat into the movie with holes cut in the pockets so he can touch his private parts. Just when he was done with them stealing his car and killing his puppy he gets pulled back in!! Shape give this movie a massive two thumbs in with a very painful cheek spread coupled with a tender from behind cupping of the breasts.

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Post by nafod » Fri Feb 10, 2017 4:18 pm

Holy shit, the Roger Ebert site gives it 3 1/2 stars

http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/john- ... r-two-2017
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Post by seeahill » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:41 pm

In this one, the bad guys kill John Wick and it's his dog who gets all righteous on them.

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Post by TerryB » Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:29 am

I don't watch movies.
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Re: John Wick 2 motherfuckers!!!

Post by Boris » Sun Feb 12, 2017 5:03 am

Saw it today. Very entertaining as long as I didn't try to think.

I've never seen so many Glock and AR15 wielding hipsters in my life... (although I suspect if I entered current IDPA or three-gun competitions I might).

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Post by JimZipCode » Sun Feb 12, 2017 5:07 pm

It was pretty great, but somewhere around the hall of mirrors thing I started to get action fatigue. Also I didn't like the ending. First one was better.

Still pretty fun. My wife & I went with another couple, and the guy in the couple is active duty, so he had a lot of commentary about the guns being shown to Wick. Also he tried to keep a kill tally on a piece of paper during the movie. He said later that it was 130. I think he missed some.
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Post by johno » Sun Feb 12, 2017 5:21 pm

JimZipCode wrote: My wife & I went with another couple, and the guy in the couple is active duty, so he had a lot of commentary
I would thank him for his service, then stab him in the eyeball.
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Post by Boris » Sun Feb 12, 2017 5:25 pm

johno wrote:
JimZipCode wrote: My wife & I went with another couple, and the guy in the couple is active duty, so he had a lot of commentary
I would thank him for his service, then stab him in the eyeball.
...with A FUCKING PENCIL?

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Post by nafod » Sun Feb 12, 2017 7:01 pm

Once I knew my wife hadn't seen the first one, I was able to trick her into going. She fell asleep during the scenes where he was getting fitted with his armored suit, but had hot flashes when the shit got real.

I kept thinking a John Wick/La La Land mashup would be nice.
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Post by Fuzzy Dunlop » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:45 am

Saw it Saturday afternoon, thought it was awesome. Exactly what I wanted/expected. Agreed that the mirror scene was dragging a bit.
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Post by Blaidd Drwg » Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:38 pm

My son loved it. I was ...meh. The casting was great as usual. The gun pron predictably good. destroying muscle cars even if its a mustang was kinda rude.

For the love of all that is holy though...if we can teach Keenoo to shoot and kungfu good enough for the big screen, can soemone teach that sad sack how to run? Christ he flails like an old rooster with a short leg. It's offensive.

I liked the dog.
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Post by Boris » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:08 pm

I liked seeing John Wick beat the crap out of David Bowie.

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Post by tough old man » Mon Feb 20, 2017 7:34 pm

Keanu runs better than Steven Seagal
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Post by milosz » Thu Feb 23, 2017 1:37 am

Thought it was pretty flabby compared to the first one and even more ridiculous. Ruby Rose has a nice ass, though.

I started wondering about the expanded universe - are there no cops outside of the local deputy who shows up at Wick's house, are mass shootings in Rome and New York so common that no one seems vaguely bothered? Is all policing handled by contract killings structured by a Vatican assassination syndicate?

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Post by Boris » Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:38 pm

Was there even a cameo by David Kelly (Charlie and his clean-up crew) in the movie?

This was something that bugged me a bit walking out of the theater, but maybe I just missed it.

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Post by JimZipCode » Sat Feb 25, 2017 5:18 pm

Boris wrote:Was there even a cameo by David Kelly (Charlie and his clean-up crew) in the movie?
This was something that bugged me a bit walking out of the theater, but maybe I just missed it.
I remember Jimmy the community cop, but I don't remember Charlie & the clean-up crew. He's listed in imdb, though.
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Post by Boris » Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:21 pm

I must have missed it then. Bathroom break, I guess.

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Post by Cave Canem » Tue Jun 27, 2017 3:06 pm

Boris wrote:
Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:21 pm
I must have missed it then. Bathroom break, I guess.
I didn't see Jimmy and the crew either.
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