The Perimeter of the Store by James Smith, EFS

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The Perimeter of the Store by James Smith, EFS

Post by powerlifter54 » Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:17 am

"Shop the perimeter of the grocery store. The foods found here will consist of vegetables, fruits, meats, chicken, turkey, fish, and eggs. "

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Re: The Perimeter of the Store by James Smith, EFS

Post by johno » Sun Jul 13, 2008 4:47 pm

The final section on the perimeter of my Safeway is the wine section. Yeah, Baby.
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Re: The Perimeter of the Store by James Smith, EFS

Post by Hamper » Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:47 pm

The "Perimeter of the Store" is also where the foods like ice cream, frozen pizza, TV dinners and processed cheese slices are. I wonder how many fat people would hear "Shop the Perimeter of the Store" and stock up on shit like that and completely avoid the meat and produce sections! Ha! :-k

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Re: The Perimeter of the Store by James Smith, EFS

Post by Fat Cat » Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:58 pm

johno wrote:The final section on the perimeter of my Safeway is the wine section. Yeah, Baby.
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Re: The Perimeter of the Store by James Smith, EFS

Post by Shaun B. O'Murnecan » Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:37 am

This is a nugget? Sounds like a byte from Woman's Day.
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Re: The Perimeter of the Store by James Smith, EFS

Post by odin » Sat Aug 23, 2008 4:20 pm

Porno mags can also be found at the perimeters.
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Re: The Perimeter of the Store by James Smith, EFS

Post by Pinky » Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:28 pm

odin wrote:Porno mags can also be found at the perimeters.
What kind of grocery store do you go to?
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Re: The Perimeter of the Store by James Smith, EFS

Post by Fat Cat » Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:28 pm

The kind where they keep the liquor behind the counter.
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Re: The Perimeter of the Store by James Smith, EFS

Post by johno » Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:11 pm

The kind where the clerk is behind 1" of Lexan, and money & goods are exchanged on that cool turntable thingy. Keeps everyone safe.
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