The couch thread

[JamesonBushmill]

You cannot see Hackleman's right hand, and i bet it is jammed up her trust fund supported arse.

The look on her face says it all "well, THIS cert is going to be free...".

This girl gets spit roasted more than a rotisserie chicken.

[Grandpa's Spells]

This comment to that post contains screen shots of conversations between the mods and administrators. Wow, LynnE Pitts is a bigger bitch than previously thought.

Holy crap. Not easy to combine overserious with unprofessional, but she pulls it off.

Apparently we are famous. I just found a 30+ page thread on another site all about ussssss. Kinda made me feel warm inside.

WHERE? The idea of us being in a fish bowl while we're tapping everybody else's is very funny.

[johno]

It's on the Otherground, ... It's called "Hit this bigtitted Crossfitter?" (One guess who it's about).

My favorite quote: Allison's blog is a huge dissapointment. it first started great with some pictures, but now i guess she thinks everyone wants to read her thoughts.

[Thud]

I can't fucking believe Lynne Pitt's thought making "Gym Jones" a "***" on the board even happened. Holy fuck.

Plus, what individual made those AVAILABLE.

Jesus, major breach.

When I try to download that file it tells me to log-in or use a compatible browser (I tried Firefox and Safari).

Is there good stuff in there?

Is it possible to post them here?

[Anon]

I can't believe you homos turned this into a discussion about olympic plates.

[Onan The Barbarian]

Oh, if only he had been flashing Tha Shocka!

Not possible from that position. You can't flash 'Tha Shocka' appropriate for a Xfit girl one-handed, you know that...

[RPC]

I can't fucking believe Lynne Pitt's thought making "Gym Jones" a "***" on the board even happened. Holy fuck.

Plus, what individual made those AVAILABLE.

Jesus, major breach.

When I try to download that file it tells me to log-in or use a compatible browser (I tried Firefox and Safari).

Is there good stuff in there?

Is it possible to post them here?

It is a Word Doc and too big to attach. 14 pages of FUCKING GOLD.

Some of the posts are from the Admin Section of the board so it would have to have come from a Moderator or someone that hacked the site (guessing).

Readers digest from some of the posts in the document -

> Wood calls Melissa (Byers), Allison Bishop (AllisonNYC), and Christin Street all "problem girls" that he keeps an eye on.
> Resident self proclaimed CF expert Darrell White (bingo) is considered as a new Moderator
> Back and forth on the big gay thread that was ultimately locked down.
> Dr G (Garret Smith) is a snake oil salesman and is considered for banishment
> Brandon Oto is a fat fag and is considered for banishment
> CCT Joey posted under an alias for a while as he was supposedly under OPSEC (which I think is total fucking boolsheet).
> Big Coach posting bashing some affiliate. In it he states that CrossFit is barely solvent and a lawsuit or two away from being in the shitter. Something also about skirting the line of Federal Regulations about Franchisement and Insurance carriers dropping their coverages.

Perfect addition to the 200 page / 5000 post mark.

[WildGorillaMan]

I love how she can't go five minutes without getting her picture taken without suffering withdrawl symptoms, as this picture clearly demonstrates.

[WildGorillaMan]

I can't fucking believe Lynne Pitt's thought making "Gym Jones" a "***" on the board even happened. Holy fuck.

Plus, what individual made those AVAILABLE.

Jesus, major breach.

When I try to download that file it tells me to log-in or use a compatible browser (I tried Firefox and Safari).

Is there good stuff in there?

Is it possible to post them here?

Wow. That was breathtaking reading. It's like a soap opera.

[Sofa King]

This has been the best day of the Couch thread in recent memory.
Thanks to all

Even Norm.

[Anon]

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[Shafpocalypse Now]

That fucking document is off the hook.

I'm glad David Wood is still somewhat even keeled. Jesus Christ Lynne Pitts is a rabid, mean lady. FUCKING PERFECT CHOICE FOR A MOD OVER THERE!

I just got done reading that MMA thread. They're all about the booty, not about the hate. Horny bastards.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

And to think this whole thing started because DogBa didn't know the difference between a barbell snatch and a kb swing snatch, and why one wouldn't develop the power the other would.

[GoDogGo!]

Check out the couple of vids on the X-fit website of her running and her talking in her motel room in her bra. She strikes me as a straight up psycho but would be alot of fun until she boils your bunny. They are using her for eye candy and hits on the site. Of course Couch denies this vehemently and deletes any posts of dissenting opinion.

LOL.
I love the sideview mirror pic.
TITS IN THIS MIRROR ARE LARGER THAN THEY APPEAR

[Thud]

More?

oh hell yes

[steelydan]

The very last image in that Word document shows the user logged in as George Mounce. Does he nurse a hidden grudge?

[___________]

My @fit hate was in a valley, but thanks to these gems of posts, & the brilliant document, fuck, I'm peaking at just the right time.

[WildGorillaMan]

given how seriously @fit's HNIC's take themselves, I can only imagine how they're handling those screencaps reaching the light of day.

[Thud]

The very last image in that Word document shows the user logged in as George Mounce. Does he nurse a hidden grudge?

It was right around the time I stopped reading that board that he did get all pissy over something sufficiently enough to take down his extensive recipe thread, like he was pulling up his roots and moving on. Don't know what the brouhaha was over though.

[Anon]

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[Anon]

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[Anon]

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