The couch thread

[WildGorillaMan]

Even with the Games all wrapped up Reebok is not exactly aggressively marketing @fit beyond the existing community, are they?

So, is their mission to sell @fit to the greater masses, or to sell silly shit to the @fit community? Which is it?

I'm waiting for the mens shirts to come out. I hear they'll have a loop on the left shoulder for sunglasses.

Extra-Medium is still on backorder, I'm afraid.

[Gin Master]

i am usually a fan of Andro friday but today, August 5, is the most disturbing WGM Andro Friday ever. With 2-3 exceptions, today was way more Andro then Friday.

Disturbing.

Didn't you make the point, like a year ago, that very few men are able to get the upper back development that these "women" have without being on the needle?

I was not a fan of this friday's postings. Sorry WGM.

If the top female competitors stopped shaving their legs and worked out topless, it'd look a lot like this.

[kreator]

Even with the Games all wrapped up Reebok is not exactly aggressively marketing @fit beyond the existing community, are they?

So, is their mission to sell @fit to the greater masses, or to sell silly shit to the @fit community? Which is it?

I'm waiting for the mens shirts to come out. I hear they'll have a loop on the left shoulder for sunglasses.

I hope they have extra large sleeves so I can fit my SLAP tear sling in there.

[friedquads]

Of all the retards in @fit B-mac baffles me the most. He has semi-solid dudes backing hime up..Orlando, Lipson, Blauer and he actually get shit published in something other than the CFJ. He has never been a winner, or even coached a winner. Couch can always take some credit for Greg A. Josh Everett and even though it's bullshit..it COULD have happened. B-mac is a joke and he is without a doubt the biggest douchebag I have ever mety face to face.

None of those people know anything about endurance. Everyone who matters in the endurance world thinks that BMack is a joke. Actually most have never heard of him.

The only person who has a respectable resume in endurance who supports him is Max Wunderle. He used to be a pretty good triathlete. He has had a few athletes who did strict CFE and failed. Now he's starting to get some guys/girls that are putting up decent finishes but he's throwing in 20 mile runs and all sorts of stuff that's not anywhere on the CFE site (or specifically mentioned as what to avoid).
Also, when I met him he was eating a yellow pepper like it was an apple and counting almonds. One of the weirdest things I've ever seen.


And yeah I've met BMack. He really is as big of an arrogant jerk in real life as you'd think from reading about him online.

Wunder-wussy has lost all respectability. Fucker backpedals when you throw his own conflicting data back in his face when you look at his trainees do long work and he insists they're doing it at their top speeds.

I didn't know about the yellow pepper and almond counting shit, that's definite signs of orthorexia if he's doing that.

[Hymen Asshole]

Gorilladurance 4.0

http://wildgorillaman.spreadshirt.com/m ... ze/color/2

$47 bucks?
You've priced this so that only crossfitters can afford it

Well, no offence, but IGx has never been my target market, if you know what I'm saying.

No offense taken, I know what your sayin

[Hymen Asshole]

had to see that again

[KingSchmaltzBagelHour]

You're a big fan of terrible boob jobs and liver spots?
The city pool in my town has tons of mangled old hags with similar racks. You can come clean up if you're interested. Wednesdays are $3 guest day.

[WildGorillaMan]

I've been pretty hard on Reebok lately, but I must salute their speed in getting the replica Games apparel up for sale in the shop.

http://shopcrossfitreebok.com/games-gear.html?limit=all

Now all the die-hards can get their official replica Spealler and Thorisdottir tees, just like the pros wear. I think they're going to sell like hotcakes!

[TerryB]

WHY AREN'T HIS HANDS TAPED??? FAKER!!!

[Anon]

I just want to know what product he uses for the fauxhawk.

[Schlegel]

I thought the fauxhawk would fade before this. I really didn't want to see middle-aged guys sporting them. Now I'm just praying for male-pattern baldness to strike them down first.

[Yes I Have Balls]

You're a big fan of terrible boob jobs and liver spots?

Looks like that butt-ugly bithc, Coug.

[jgmack]

Receiving the Glassman Trophy known as the "Glass Dick Award"

[ThespianDouche]

THey proved what, exactly?

Where are the non CFers? WHere are the events that are even similar to what other athletes do?

It's like I'm taking crazy pills.

[Crust Bucket]

THey proved what, exactly?

That they can throw a softball down a 20 foot wide lane and not be disqualified.
Altho from what I hear BitchMac still DNF'd.

[PeterNorth]

Haven't seen this posted here yet, but I might have missed it, sorry if so. The Vibrams really complete the whole thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6g-G6q ... r_embedded

Edit: can't fucking get embedding to work with the new YouTube URLs.

[WildGorillaMan]

Interestingly, both "Yeah but how far can he throw a softball?" and equating BMack with DNF have entered the popular mainstream @fit lexicon. Thanks to the couch thread I'm seeing rank and file @fitters making jokes about both.

In other news, one of my Team Gorilla fans has a question for the group:

WGM,
Couch is coming down to Savannah to speak to a group on the military base down here this Thursday. Any pressing questions you think I should ask? I might challenge him to a softball throw out in the parking lot. Shirtless of course. If his "speech" gets interesting I will plan to record it

He would like to know if IGx has any questions they'd like him to ask Couch.

[Crust Bucket]

He would like to know if IGx has any questions they'd like him to ask Couch.

How much gin does he drink before lunch?
What STD's has he gotten in the last 4 years?
Why is he such a lazy sack of shit and can't workout?

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Why wouldn't he accept Mike Caviston's challenge?

How does he feel about other branches of the military discouraging the use of Crossfit amongst soldiers due to the high rate of injuries?

How did it feel to have Lisa Lugo bite a chunk out of his arm?

Was it just Barky whom was a sexual plaything, or was it both BBoi AND Barky working to earn their free affiliate?

[tough old man]

Explain the @fit money trail.
Wheres the RRG money?

[Crust Bucket]

Since we're asking about Gin, I wonder if the cooch finds these reviews accurate?

Smooth Ambler Greenbrier Gin:
is Big, Bold, Bright and Spicy, something that just screams adventure.

Martin Miller’s Part Duex:
A redesign that let’s the gin speak for itself allowing you to become curious about Arctic Clarity.

Farmer's Gin:
Farmer’s Gin has that old world appeal with hard working, rustic greens, grains and Grit. True Grit. No Nuts about it. It’s cerified organic by the USDA and has two new coming ingredients Elderflower and Lemongrass which take my back to my late teens when I was trying new things.

Right Gin:
You wake up with a screaming hangover in a seedy hotel room. The VIP party you were invited to resulted in a lost wallet, pounding headache, and wet trousers. You’re out to sea, the boat stops, you yell “LAND HO” but the only Ho you get is the storm brewing in your belly. And this tempest is about to get out.

[TerryB]

What states other than Wyoming are issuing insurance policies through the RRG?

Is Crossfit the foremost leader in "rhabdo awareness" simply b/c Crossfit is also the leading cause of rhabdo?

If Kyle Maynard can WOD without arms and legs, why can't you?

Where are the published studies you promised years ago?

Since you preach "learning new sports" daily, what new sports have you learned lately?

How much of the "fitness in 100 words" thing was ripped directly from Dan John?

What's your squat?

[Yes I Have Balls]

See what one year of fish oil, paleo meals and multiple workouts a day can get you?

From Summer 2010:



to Summer 2011:

[WildGorillaMan]

If he asks Couch any of those questions he damn well better record that presentation.

[Turdacious]

What states other than Wyoming are issuing insurance policies through the RRG?
Most states won't insure guys that try to kill their old ladies.
If Kyle Maynard can WOD without arms and legs, why can't you?
Give me three years and I could make him a superior athlete
Since you preach "learning new sports" daily, what new sports have you learned lately?
Gimlet curls
How much of the "fitness in 100 words" thing was ripped directly from Dan John?
I blacked out when I wrote it, who knows?